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Christina Aguilera used to have tits so big that when she held her baby, he could never feel the warmth of his mother. Instead, he was comforted by two lifeless, surprisingly malleable, bags …

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Scarlett Johansson showed up at a Parkinson’s benefit dressed like this. At least now everyone is getting the shakes. Plus, there’s no better way to raise awareness for Parkinson’s then
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Ashley Olsen and Mary-Kate are reportedly fighting over whether or not to have breast enlargements. Mary-Kate doesn’t want to because she’s into that waifish look and thinks clothes look …

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Nicole Richie has changed. Not personality-wise. Her personality is still abhorrent. On a personality scale of 1-10, 10 being the best and 1 being a watermelon, Nicole scores a 4.
No, the change …

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Chicken Little says: “Heather Graham’s breasts are falling! Heather Graham’s breasts are falling!”
Poor Heather Graham. She found moderate success in Boogie Nights but lost it after …

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Ashlee Simpson celebrated her 24th birthday last Friday with a white-trash themed party at her home in Encino. Ashlee wore “Daisy Dukes and platform flip-flops with a bathing suit and a fake …

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Aubrey O’Day was at a Declare Yourself function yesterday and showed up dressed like this. This isn’t going to motivate any 18-year-old to vote. Guys are more likely to stay home whacking …

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Leighton Meester was at Fashion Week and really wanted my attention because she leaned over to show me her cleavage. Okay, okay. I get it. You’re hot for me. Yes, I see them. Very nice. Geez,
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Jessica Simpson was walking around somewhere and she looked amazing. Take note, women. If you’re hot and have big tits like Jessica, you should dress like this and just walk up and down the …

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Petra Nemcova showed up on the red carpet of Cannes for the premiere of Un Conte De Neol Preem looking like this. Bitch. I wore the exact same thing.

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