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Taking the focus off your recent weight gain by pushing your massive breasts up past your chin is always a good idea. People may say Jessica Simpson doesn’t have a lot going up there, but
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There’s no denying that Audrina Patridge is an annoyingly vapid attention whore, but there’s also no denying that she pulls it off quite well as evidenced at her 24th birthday party over …

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Way to show up your sister, Kim Kardashian. Even though that dress kind of makes her look fat, Kim looked ten times better than her sister last night. Her insanely huge rack which takes up the …

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Remember those Miley Cyrus jogging photos from yesterday that made it seem like she was itching for a photo op? Miley says that wasn’t what that was about. There’s a perfectly reasonable …

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You could turn Megan Fox into a centaur and she’d still look hotter than Sarah Jessica Parker. What’s that you say? She could even have a huge horse penis and she’d still be hotter? Dude, …

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As far as I’m concerned, Aubrey O’Day wasn’t nude in that Playboy shoot. Those were processed so much that you might as well be looking at anime porn. So naturally, I’m still curious …

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Someone should have told Miley Cyrus that the Oscars was about subtlety. That way she wouldn’t have worn this garish Cinderella dress. You’re going to an awards show, not a midnight ball. …

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If you couldn’t tell due to the massive tits obscuring the photos, this is Katie Price shopping at Babies ‘R Us. Such fitting attire for a baby store. Nothing says “I’m shopping for …

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Monica Belluci’s breasts are amazing. Guests at the Cartier party must have shown incredible restraint to not run over and motorboat her. I guess that’s why I’m not invited to these fancy …

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Like the rest of Hollywood, Jennifer Lopez squeezed into a dress and showed up at the premiere of Benjamin Button. Luckily her breasts distracted everyone from her icy stare and ginormous ass.
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