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What the hell? The picture on the left is supposed to be Evan Rachel Wood at the AFI Fest screening of The Wrestler but I swear it’s Dita Von Teese (right). Although I can see how it can be mistaken for a very psychopathic Evan Rachel Wood slowly losing her mind.

Rachel dated Marilyn Manson (just like Dita) for a while and broke up with him recently (just like Dita). Now she’s dressing like Dita, doing her makeup like Dita and styling her hair just like Dita.

If I was Dita, I’d start to be a little worried. Especially if Rachel comes up to her and asks to be her roommate. If Rachel does move in and a new puppy they buy is mysteriously thrown out the window, then it’s seriously time to call the cops before Rachel orally rapes her boyfriend while he’s sleeping.

Photos are of Evan Rachel Wood and then Dita Von Teese. Spot the differences.

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I don’t know how they tricked Marisa Miller into getting naked for this photo shoot but I’m glad they did because BOOBIES!

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The passing of Prop 8 has riled a lot of people up. Especially gays who wanted to marry. So it’s no surprise that there is some backlash. Backlash in the form of an angry Melissa Etheridge who suggests now that she’s a “second class citizen” she doesn’t have to pay taxes. Melissa wrote on The Daily Beast:

Okay. So Prop 8 passed. Alright, I get it. 51% of you think that I am a second class citizen. Alright then. So my wife, uh I mean, roommate? Girlfriend? Special lady friend? You are gonna have to help me here because I am not sure what to call her now. Anyways, she and I are not allowed the same right under the state constitution as any other citizen. Okay, so I am taking that to mean I do not have to pay my state taxes because I am not a full citizen. I mean that would just be wrong, to make someone pay taxes and not give them the same rights, sounds sort of like that taxation without representation thing from the history books.

Okay, cool I don’t mean to get too personal here but there is a lot I can do with the extra half a million dollars that I will be keeping instead of handing it over to the state of California. Oh, and I am sure Ellen will be a little excited to keep her bazillion bucks that she pays in taxes too. Wow, come to think of it, there are quite a few of us fortunate gay folks that will be having some extra cash this year. What recession? We’re gay! I am sure there will be a little box on the tax forms now single, married, divorced, gay, check here if you are gay, yeah, that’s not so bad. Of course all of the waiters and hairdressers and UPS workers and gym teachers and such, they won’t have to pay their taxes either.

If years of stereotyping have taught me anything, it’s that gay people suck at physical altercations. Fighting for them amounts to sissy flailing. Verbal altercations, on the other hand, they’re pretty good at. Just wait until the letter writing campaign comes into full swing. The people responsible for this proposition will beg for mercy after they begin to wither from the literary poison. Expect a lot of name calling as well, like, bitch or whore or the dreaded bitch whore.

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Britney Spears joined the monkey in a top hat to sing “Human Nature” together last night at Dodger Stadium in LA. PEOPLE describes the ethereal moment:

Madonna greeted her with “Hi Britney!” And Spears, with her blonde hair flowing and red lips smiling, moved to the beat as she sang the last chorus on “Human Nature” with Madonna.

“She’s not your b—-” Madonna proclaimed, pointing at Spears who replied with her classic line: “It’s Britney, b—-!”

Madonna had to swing her around three times to get her to loosen up a little bit and, in a far cry from the 2003 smooch, kisses Spears on the hand as her platform sunk below the stage.

“4 Minutes” came on and remixed into “Vogue” as Spears disappeared from view.

An hour later, Justin Timberlake joined Madonna to sing “4 Minutes.” Reports indicate they were grinding on each other. The video tells a different story. Justin probably didn’t want to have Madonna full-on grind him because during rehearsals, it felt like she was poking him in the butt with her belt buckle or was that her… Oh. My. God!

Videos: Madonna & Britney (top), Madonna & Justin (bottom)

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Madonna’s directorial debut, Filth and Wisdom, was released three weeks ago. There was a red carpet premiere where Madonna wore pistol shaped heels and everything. It seemed like Madonna was on top of the world. Well, she’s not.

FOX411 reports Skeletor has sold only $18,000 worth of tickets in the three weeks the film has been released. This past weekend, it only showed on three screens, down from ten the week before. If you do the math, that’s about 50 people a week who’ve watched her movie.

Haha. Everyone point at Madonna and laugh. Hang your head in shame, Material Girl. No one likes your stupid movie.

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Quite often people compare Paris Hilton’s mentality to that of a five-year-old’s. They have yet to be proven wrong. Here’s Paris out at the grocery store buying Kellog’s Barbie cereal. Calling her child-like would be an overstatement. Her brain stopped developing at around the time she got into unicorns and fairy princesses. It took one look at her and said “fuck it” and left. I mean seriously, Barbie cereal? Even kids stare at this in the supermarket and wonder, “WTF?!”

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Over the past month or so, there were confirmations and denials about Kendra Wilkinson’s engagement to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett. Today it became official. Kendra Wilkinson is engaged to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett. Fascinating, isn’t it.

Philly Eagle hunk Hank Baskett, proposed to her atop the Space Needle this past weekend. Dreary Northwest weather, so romantic.

Both fams were present for the proposal, and Ken-babe seemed completely shell-shocked at the revealed ring. H.B. even got down on one knee to pop the big q to the former Playmate. Tho our source swears she saw the whole happy event with her own eyes, we inquired with K’s reps…haven’t heard back.

Maybe Kendra wasn’t shocked at the ring so much as she was at the fact that Hank was the one down on his knees and not her. Zing!

Moreover, I hope that ring on her finger doesn’t keep her from flashing her boobs every chance she gets. Because that would be awfully un-American. If she doesn’t keep exposing her chest to random strangers, the terrorists will have won.

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Lisa Rinna has finally admitted to herself that in her quest to make her lips look like a giant labia, she might have gone overboard with the lip filler Juvederm.

“I saw a picture of myself and thought, ‘Uh-oh,’” admits Lisa, after getting too much Juvéderm. “You have to be careful. I’m a perfect example of that!” “There are many things you can do to make yourself look better.”

Like her fitness DVD coming out in December. And not injecting yourself with lip filler, having high self-esteem, not being an out of control narcissist. I hear all those work pretty well too.

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Scarlett Johansson showed up at a Parkinson’s benefit dressed like this. At least now everyone is getting the shakes. Plus, there’s no better way to raise awareness for Parkinson’s then to show some cleavage. Like my grandpa always used to say, “TIts!”

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Hulk Hogan took his son Nick out to Vegas to celebrate his recent release from jail. They checked into the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino and will make an appearance at car trade show SEMA later. However, Hulk is determined to keep Nick out of trouble and has booked him a standard room right next to his VIP executive suite. Sources say a mysterious man believed to be his parole officer is also constantly around him. Although, Nick hasn’t let the fact he put John Graziano in a permanent vegetative state get him down. Pop Tarts reports:

But Nick isn’t allowing his post-pokey profile to shield him away from the limelight as he reportedly pranced around the hotel happily posing for pictures, signing autographs for fans and flirting with the hot young ladies that came his way. Even though daddy was all-smiles, it sounds as though the year of family drama is taking its toll.

“I’m pretty vulnerable right now, I’ve been beat up so bad of late I would probably be pretty easy to take down,” the former WWE champ told Tarts, but in next breath hinted that if he pulled himself together and got in shape he might very well come out of-retirement.

When asked about John’s accident, Hulk repeated the same thing he said earlier. “There are no accidents. God has a plan that unfolds just as he wants it.”

Wow. God must have a really great plan for John then. I bet one day John, beat after a long hike, sat down and said, “God, I’m so tired of walking.” God heard his plea and did this to him. God’s a good listener.