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I have no clue who Sandra Lou is. My first guess is a French actress because IMDB made some reference to her being born in France and starring in some movies. Plus, she was at the 2009 Monte Carlo TV festival in Monaco so she’s got to be sort of famous, right?

Anyway, who she is and how she got onto the red carpet is besides the point. What’s important is that she twirled around for photographers in her dress and not only did part of her nipple slip out, but she flashed part of her bush to everyone. It’s as if the gods themselves moved her clothes a half inch lower and to the right just to mess with her.

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People kept on telling me Adam Lambert is gay, but I didn’t see it. I thought he just had really dark eyelashes and an eclectic fashion sense. It seems I was mistaken. Adam is gay and he even comes out in the upcoming issue of Rolling Stone.

Lambert says, “I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay.” Well, it is to me, Adam! It is to me!

Wondering why he waited all this time? Because he thought coming out in Rolling Stone would be “cool”.

“Right after the finale, I almost started talking about it to the reporters, but I thought, ‘I’m going to wait for Rolling Stone, that will be cooler,’ ” he tells us. “I didn’t want the Clay Aiken thing and the celebrity-magazine bullshit. I need to be able to explain myself in context.

Oh my, what a shocking revelation. I had to sit down and fan myself with a magazine after reading this. Next you’ll be telling me fire is hot, ice is cold and Brooke Hogan has a scrotum.

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I can’t decide who I want to bang more: Doutzen Kroes or Alessandra Ambrosio. Sigh. It’s times like these when I wish I had one of those cool voting option things on the site. I always base my unrealistic expectations on the popular vote.

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Lindsay Lohan flew to London in a bid to stalk her ex, Samantha Ronson, and somehow convince her that she’s not a complete lunatic and that they’re relationship deserves another shot. Surprisingly, this didn’t end with Lindsay standing over Samantha’s body with a knife weeping, “What have I done?” It actually worked. Stalkers everywhere have been vindicated!

The Sun writes: “However she finally pegged Sam down for crisis talks at her South London hotel on Saturday night and it appears that her persistence has paid off, as the DJ invited Li-Lo over to her LA pad yesterday afternoon.”

Lindsay even Tweeted: “Leaving London but with my favorite favorite!!!-travel buddy & great news to share!! Maybe….”

Let this be a lesson to you kids. Persistence in the form of stalking your obsession halfway around the world pays off and may not lead to an extended sentence like the judge told you. Although, I don’t see how Lindsay had to work so hard for Samantha’s affection. Sam is fugly and Lindsay isn’t. Don’t the laws of attraction say that Sam should be the desperate one? Sam must have a ten inch penis.

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Last we left Madonna, her attempted adoption of Mercy from Malawi was blocked by a judge who cited an outdated law that she hadn’t lived in the state for 18 months and therefore couldn’t adopt. She’s been appealing the decision ever since and now she’s finally going to get that baby.

“The paperwork is being typed up now.

“All recommendations are in favour of the adoption taking place. Mercy should start packing her bags. She’s off to America.”

A close friend of Madonna said: “She’s ecstatic.

“She made a promise that she wouldn’t give up on Mercy and, believe me, she could move mountains when she’s this determined.”

This is great. Another African baby for her collection. One that she will pay a nanny to love and cherish while every once in a treating it to her cold, hard embrace. Being hugged by Madonna must feel like being grabbed by that claw you win stuffed animals with.

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Lindsay Lohan was at London’s Cuckoo nightclub last week and Dean Piper of the Mirror was sitting right next to her. He was not impressed. In fact, he was a little worried. He described Lindsay has having straggly hair all over her face and looking detached from reality. She repeatedly kept mumbling: “I feel so, like, caged. Totally caged.”

She spent the better part of the night texting Samantha Ronson who seemed to not return the same loving sentiments she was giving. Everyone started worrying about her as she kept repeating how she felt so, like, caged. Then at some point during the night, Lindsay then “squirmed around as if trying to hide in a ball on the floor.”

Whatever. She’s just being melodramatic. You don’t see actual kids in cages being sold on the black market saying how they feel so, like, caged. Possibly because it’s implied, but mostly because they’re not big whiners. Lindsay can learn a thing or two from these kids being forced into slavery. They don’t get paid thousands of dollars for an appearance, yet, they’re still extremely grateful when you give them a sandwich for dinner.

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Here’s Geri Haliwell on vacation with her boyfriend in Italy. Her stomach freaks me out. I don’t know why. It’s like a mole is coming out of her bellybutton. Don’t ask me why she’s checking out her vagina either. It’s probably a girl thing. Sort of like how they use the restroom in the middle of a date and never come back. “Girl problems,” I always tell myself.

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A Thai tabloid called “Thai Rath” (not a bad name) published what’s believed to be a forensic photos taken from the hotel room where David Carradine’s body was found.

The photo shows a naked body hanging from a bar in a closet with its hands tied above its head. The genitals are also tied. The body also appears to be wearing fishnet stockings and a dark wig. Women’s lingerie can also be seen on the bed.

There’s no proof that this is actually Carradine’s body, but many are assuming it is. If true, it stands to reason that those ninja assassins who killed him are bigger perverts than previously imagined.

Photo after the jump.

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Piranha 3-D stars Elisabeth Shue, Richard Dreyfuss and some other actors on a downhill slide. According to IMDB:

In Lake Victoria Arizona, a tremor causes the lake’s floor to open, setting free scores of prehistoric piranhas… They’re back! Every year the population of sleepy Lake Victoria explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 for a single, wild weekend – the 4th of July, a riot of sun, drunken fun and sex-crazed mayhem. But this year, there’s something more to worry about than hangovers and complaints from local old timers. Lake Victoria sits in the crater formed by a prehistoric volcanic eruption, and when earth tremors tear open a crack in the lake floor, all hell breaks through. Piranhas – a million ravenous, razor-toothed monsters, unchanged since the dawn of time. Unstoppable killing machines acting blindly under one primeval impulse: to hunt down anything that moves and strip it to the raw, bleeding bone. In seconds.

If you’re already groaning, then you should stop, you big jerk, because Kelly Brooke and pornstar Riley Steele are also in it and their roles seem very central to the plot judging by these photos from the set.

Yes, that is Riley either licking or motorboating Kelly Brook’s chest. As a result, I’ve already given this movie 3.5 stars. I’ll add the last 1/2 star if they take their tops off.

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Mariah Carey is rich, famous and now 15 pounds heavier because she’s been stuffing her face for who knows how long.

“Mariah loves food. Right now she’s making an album and eating everything and anything she wants. She has put on about 15 pounds, but she loves the curves,” said our source. Our tipster adds, “She’ll definitely tone up again when she releases her album, but as of now, she’s stuffing her face.”

At least, everyone hopes so. No one wants another Kelly Clarkson on their hands. Try getting that girl on stage without a snack first. I’m surprised the fat hasn’t pressed up against her vocal cords by now and changed her voice completely.