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Paparazzi caught up with Hugh Grant leaving the Waverly Inn in NY and everything seemed to be going swimmingly with the two bantering back and forth. That is until an overly helpful photog let Hugh Grant know that he should be going the other way if he wanted to catch a cab. Hugh apparently didn’t like his condescending attitude so he turned around and booted him in the crotch. (Video here)

Damn photog. Quit patronizing Hugh Grant. He knows where to get a damn cab. He was just walking that way to, um, get some fresh air. Yea, that’s it. Damn jerks. I’d kick the helpful paparazzi too if I were him. Telling me where to go and shit.

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I know Kristen Steart and Dakota Fanning are working together for vocals on The Runways. They left the studio together yesterday which is weird on its own, but what’s weirder is Kristen and Dakota went out clubbing together. What the hell? Dakota is still a precocious 9-year-old in my mind. Does not compute. Are you sure they were going to a club and not leaving a studio at night or Cold Stone? That would make more sense. I can’t even imagine Kristen going to a club. This is like watching a fish swim and then all of a sudden it starts walking on dry land and then dancing like a white girl.

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Yesterday,  The Lost Ogle reported that Jessica Alba went on a “Save the Great White Shark” binge and plastered posters all over public property in Downtown Oklahoma City where she was filming The Killer Inside Me. She even defaced a United Way poster. If you’re wondering why there, it’s because those assholes in Oklahoma are always getting drunk, boating out into the ocean that surrounds them and shooting up great whites.

Anyway, Jessica was a dumbass and took pictures of herself vandalizing everything. Not only were residents pissed, but so was United Way. The non-profit told TMZ that they most likely will have to pay to have the ruined billboard replaced.

Alba has since issued an apology:

“I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident.”

Impulsiveness followed by regret. Sounds a lot like eating at Taco Bell. I’m disappointed in her. You know what might help though? If she flashed her tits. Not sure how that would help, but it’s worth a try.

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Britney Spears is dating someone who might not be a total douchebag, her agent Jason Trawick. Not only that, her father, Jamie Spears, has given him his nod of approval, licked his lips and said, “Daddy like.” Creepy.

“They’re very sweet together,” the source says, adding that Spears “always had a crush” on Trawick, who is also one of her brother Bryan’s best friends. “He makes Britney really happy, and he’s great with the boys.”

This seems all find and dandy, but a lot of questions remain to be answered. Questions like can Jason live up to Britney’s first love: ham, cheese and deep fried Oreos packed between two slices of buttered sourdough? I imagine it’s set the bar pretty high.

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Kendra Wilkinson confirmed to E! that she and her fiance Hank Baskett made a baby.

“Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together,” she just told me. “We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans.”

In other news, Kendra just pumped her fist in the air and shouted, “Woo-hoo. Guaranteed renewal for my reality show!” That Kendra sure is optimistic.

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Good news for Justin Gaston. He’ll no longer have to worry about being prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law because, despite the fact he has a shirt woven by God, Miley Cyrus broke up with him.

“They have been having trouble for a while,” says the insider. “It’s been hard for a long time since Miley has been working so much and traveling a lot.”

Ha! Good luck trying to get Johnny Depp to play you in a movie now that Miley isn’t on board. And good luck trying to trick another 15-year-old into liking you. Kids are a lot smarter these days and a white van combined with a bag of candy from the Sweet Factory won’t cut it anymore.

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Ken Paves wigged up Kim Kardashian’s head for a spread in O Magazine.  I’m not sure how I feel about this. On one hand, I don’t care. On the other, I really don’t care. What about you guys? Are you just as apathetic about this whole thing as me?

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If I was given the chance to interview either Kate Beckinsale or the weird looking dude in this photo, my initial choice would be the weird looking dude. Simply because I have way more coherent questions for him. With Kate, it’d just be me saying stupid stuff like, “Do you like Coke? I like Coke. Coke is great. That’s a cool can. What is that? Aluminum? Isn’t that a funny word? Aluminum? Aluminum. You got great tits. Shit. I didn’t meant to say that out loud. You’re so pretty.” That would go on for a few hours before her handlers pushed me away.

For the dude, the first thing I’d ask him is, “What’s it like to work with Kate Beckinsale when you’re walking around with a boner all day?” My second question would be, “Did Kate touch you? If so, may I touch where she touched you?” I imagine things would get awkward really quickly after that and would lead both of us to wonder if I should have just made a fool of myself in front of Kate instead.

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Taking the focus off your recent weight gain by pushing your massive breasts up past your chin is always a good idea. People may say Jessica Simpson doesn’t have a lot going up there, but these photos prove she’s just smart enough.

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Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli have broken up again. A source says they’re just taking time off, but the truth is it’ll be forever when yours truly swoops in with his dashing good looks and shining personality.

This news could explain why Bar walked the red carpet at Hollywood Life’s 11th Annual Young Hollywood Awards alone refusing to talk about DiCaprio while Leo hit on some woman at Avenue in NYC.

“He was standing at the bar in front of everyone talking to a girl the entire night – and it wasn’t Bar,” says one onlooker. “It was in no way behavior for a guy who has a serious girlfriend.”

Bar’s pressuring of Leo to move in together is apparently what did them in.

Leo was right to think twice about letting some amazingly hot, probably horny all the time, 23-year-old Sports Illustrated swimsuit model move in with him. What kind of man would want that? In Leo’s words, “He don’t need no bitches up in his bidness.”