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Miley Cyrus updated her Twitter yesterday with a picture of her and her mother at dinner in Savannah. Looks like Miley is finally hitting the awkward teen years because she pierced her nose (click the header for the enlarged version). There’s some debate as to whether it’s fake or real. I’m not sure either way because I haven’t seen a nose piercing like that since the 90’s. It’s pretty cliche as far as rebellious teenage statements go. It follows that she’ll probably be dating black guys next.

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I don’t know if this is news anymore since Lauren Conrad no longer has a tv show, but she’s supposedly engaged to Kyle Howard, the dude that looks like a monkey.

Now that Lauren Conrad is off “The Hills,” Star reports, her boyfriend, Kyle Howard, has proposed, and “Lauren barely let him get the words out before she said yes.” Not least because she wanted to get engaged at the very moment that Heidi Montag was vomiting in the Costa Rican jungle.

Aw, man. That sucks. For Kyle. I bet he was going to say, “Will you pass the salt?,” before LC stopped him at “will you” and said “Yes! A million times yes!” They were probably at some fancy restaurant and Kyle didn’t want to make a scene. Sheesh. You can’t take that girl anywhere.

Update: Star’s report is wrong and they’re not engaged.

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If you had any doubts that Carrie Prejean wasn’t being a total bitch during her reign as Miss California USA, then let Fox News help put your mind at ease. She totally was. Fox managed to get their hands on e-mail transcripts between Carrie and pageant director Keith Lewis. They’re nothing short of amazing. Keith was professional the whole time even though you could see the hate rising within while Carrie acted like a spoiled brat.

The best part is when Carrie tells Keith she’s presenting medals at the Special Olympics no matter what and writes, “What are u gonna do fire me for volunteering for the special olympics hahaha ur crazy,” and then a week later she’s fired. Check and mate.

If you have time for a lengthy but interesting read, then check out the full transcript under the cut.

From: cprejeanXXXX

Sent: Friday, May 29, 2009 10:09 AMTo: Keith LewisSubject: Re: Messages

Ok then I expect you to provide security per my request like you agreed to provide

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From: “Keith Lewis”Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 10:10:25 -0700To: Subject: RE: Messages

Carrie,

Although I do not agree with your directive nor is this letter an indication of our intent to waive our contract rights, we do not want to escalate the situation with you. In good faith, we will simply ask that you provide us all of the details so that we can block it in on our master calendar. We would also want to get the contact information should something come up – like you become missing after the event or you are in an accident before the event and need us to reach out for you. It is for your safety and our responsibility.

Best regards,

Keith Lewis

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From: cprejeanXXXXSent: Friday, May 29, 2009 7:57 AMTo: Keith LewisSubject: Re: Messages

You do not cooperate with me, and you pick and chose the the things YOU want me to do. That is not happening anymore. Stop speaking for me. I have MY own voice. What are u gonna do fire me for volunteering for the special olympics hahaha ur crazy No I am doing this appearance. You do not need details. Its for the SPECIAL OLYMPICS!!! You just need to know I will be doing it alright

You will not facilitate this appearance

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From: “Keith Lewis”Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 08:01:35 -0700To: Subject: RE: Messages

Carrie,

As we have discussed, there is proper protocol and we have not waived our rights in any way to your contract. I am happy to try and facilitate the request. Please forward over the information along with the proper contact and we will try and confirm the appearance right away.

Best regards,

Keith Lewis

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From: cprejeanXXXXSent: Friday, May 29, 2009 7:40 AMTo: Keith LewisSubject: Re: Messages

I expect you to be forwarding me ALL email requests and interview requests to me. I know how you are and its not right if you are selecting things for me. Thanks for your cooperation And fyi I am a presenter of medals at the special olympics in a few weeks for the summer games. So now u know I am doing this and I expect your full support. Also I was asked to fill in for a dj on a local radio show.. Ill be reading from a show biz script monday. I am doing this

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From: “Keith Lewis”Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 07:49:07 -0700To: Subject: RE: Messages

Carrie,

I have given you the details completely. Perhaps it is not something you would like to partake in, either way, you can let me know and I will respond to them today.

Best regards,

Keith Lewis

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From: cprejeanXXXXSent: Friday, May 29, 2009 7:42 AMTo: Keith LewisSubject: Re: Messages

Just as you need details for things so do I. Also nice move trying to make money off of my appearances Also.. Do not try and silence me by saying I do not have a comment about the prop 8 ruling. Maybe you don’t. I do

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From: “Keith Lewis”Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 07:43:45 -0700To: Subject: RE: Messages

Carrie,

It is for a general meeting – please see the explanation below.

Best regards,

Keith Lewis

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From: cprejeanXXXXSent: Friday, May 29, 2009 7:38 AMTo: Keith LewisSubject: Re: Messages

What is this for?

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From: “Keith Lewis”Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 07:19:18 -0700To: Carrie PrejeanSubject: FW: Messages

Carrie,

The Style Network has asked to schedule a general meeting. Generals in the entertainment field are an opportunity for casting and producing executives to gain a better understanding of a potential talents range and demeanor in order to consider them for future projects. They are done without a specific agenda. I have had great success with my actors who have taken generals and would suggest you give it strong consideration. You never know where it may lead and sometimes they develop entire shows around you. The following days are available to meet with them here in LA. Please let me know as soon as possible if any of them work for you.

Best regards,

Keith Lewis

[FOX]

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These pictures of Chanelle Hayes in a bikini will hopefully make up for the Megan Fox toe thumb and Phil Spector wig-less posts yesterday. Hopefully with these, those will just be a distant memory like that grandmother your family sent to the retirement home. What was her name again?

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If you couldn’t tell by the wild cackling coming from Madonna’s home, the Malawian Supreme Court has officially ruled in favor of Madonna’s application for adopting Mercy James. Travel arrangements still need to be made, but Madonna should be getting her baby in three to five days. Rush delivery costs extra.

In the near future, rich people will be able to do all this online. They’ll have a list of babies you can choose from with videos and you can just check off the ones you want and then pay with PayPal. It’d be less of a hassle. Why should famous people have to fly to some third world country just to buy a kid. We’re in a recession.

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Getting out of a car in a short dress is an art form only mastered with years of practice. It takes perfect execution to swing both legs out at the same time. That’s why young celebrities such as AnnaLynne McCord are always being photographed with their legs spread apart like it they were on the casting couch. You have a lot to learn, young lady.

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Heidi Montag went with God on this one and decided to pose for Playboy in their September issue. PEOPLE says the nudity is “tasteful” and that she had a lot of fun with it. Meaning, they gave her a ball of yarn to play with while they shot her naked.

Playboy should Photoshop a halo above her head and angel wings on her back while she pushes her chest forward to show everyone her fake tits. You know, sort of a final “fuck you” to Heidi’s God.

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Access Hollywood put up a video of Kate Gosselin with her plus 8  just before a TV interview from back in January. The clip shows Kate’s daughter Mady asking for water and “claiming” she’s dehydrated and about to turn to dust. Kate, obviously wise to her game, asks for a bottle of water. She then takes a sip out of it and puts it out of reach of Mady.

Mady then whines to Kate, “You’re really really mean. You drank it right in front of my face.” To which Kate replies, “Be quiet.” But wait. Kate grabs it and pretends like she’s going to give it to Mady, but she doesn’t because she says the interview is about to start.

Ha! You got served, Mady. I’m told that after the interview, Kate turned to Mady, grabbed her crotch and told her to “suck it, bitch.”

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I don’t know when this site turned into a celebrity freak show, but here’s Phil Spector in his most recent mugshot. Since he’s a ward of the state, they won’t let him wear his crazy wigs anymore. I think he looks a lot more distinguished now. Like he stepped straight out of a Jane Austen novel. What do you think? [TSG]

Old mugshot under the cut for comparison.

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I avoided this as long as I could, but the more I tried, the more the image kept coming back into my head and freaking me out. So, if I’m going to be thinking about this all day, I’m taking everyone down with me.

Megan Fox has clubbed thumbs.

Damn you God and your cruel jokes. Now I’m going to be looking for this in every picture. Thanks, thanks a lot.

The Daily Mail has more if you still have doubts.