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The Ghetto Gotti Boys.
What a bunch of spoiled sniveling little punk asses. They’d fucking cry over a hangnail or spilt hair gel. Two of them are prettier than your daughter and I’d bet at least one of them has a pussy.
These bitchy little brats do nothing but make other peoples lives hell. They torment & intimidate with a shake of their shellacked skulls. Perfectly savage tan, blingin’ to the max bling, with their choice of babes. They think their shit don’t stink because their grandfather was a mobster. Big fucking deal, he’s dead.

Victoria Gotti, John’s daughter and the boys’ mother, looks like ‘Geriatric Cosmetic Surgery’ Barbie. Botox, collagen, silicone, it’s all there. Top it off with platinum blonde hair extensions and makeup to match. Nasty ol’ hooch!

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Yes it’s true.

Colin bares his salami in the new Oliver Stone flick, “Alexander”. But don’t get too excited, I heard it’s nothing worth talking about. In my opinion neither is he. I don’t care how big his cock is. I can’t believe women are practically laying down with their legs spread, everywhere he goes. What is so hot about him? He has such an ego and reeks of STD’s.

This girl doesn’t find him appealing in the least. Hell, I could even drink him under the table.
There is nothing I like about him, but I know I will have to see Alexander…for Angelina Jolie of course. Meeooow!

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Ooohhh La La. Little Miss Barbara Bush you set the internet on fire.

A Bush fire, that is.
The latest regarding the devlish Double-Lit Twins is about a pic of little Barbara (not Grandma!) looking a bit aroused. Or at least you wish she was.
Now them’s some weapons of mass destruction!

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Natalie Portman has a movie due out in theaters soon called, “Closer”.

She originally appeared in a nude scene but last word was that it had been axed.

Say it isn’t so. Well, I guess we can always hope for extra scenes on DVD..

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Damn!

Having acne is one thing, but sportin’ Clearasil Acne Cream in public? Could you at least rub it in a little? Here, let us Smack it in a bit! I don’t care who you are, Britney Spears or Bertha Spears, no one wants to see it!

Lookin’ good girl!

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Would you buy a $26 red string bracelet
said to “deflect envious stares and looks of ill will” & then surround your entire religion around it? Hello Kabbalah, celebrity-style. Translation…C-u-l-t!
Jewish Rabbi’s have said the celebrity version of the religion is loosely based on the real thing, but more focused on the water , bracelets, stones and things material that you must purchase in order to feel…I suppose, adequately equipped to join the fun.

Madonna started the whole thing and brought people such as Britney Spears, Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher into the act. So of course, the bandwagon is making extra trips to Hollywood. It’s latest stop, Lindsay Lohan and then Mariah Carey’s place.

“Anyone who dons The Red String with the awareness of Rachel the Matriarch and these powerful meditations is surrounded by the full force of protection she manifested in our physical world.” (Quote from Kabbalah.com)

Screw that, if you want to read some great smut about the trendy Kabbalah Center I suggest you go here for some pretty good readin’ about this celebrity fad.Dolce & Kabbalah

Oh by the way, is this what they meant by powerful meditations, Madonna?

Madonna- Pre Kabbalah

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 Lindsay Lohan, you poor, poor little girl lost.

What happened to you? You used to be such a sweet little freckled thing? Now you have turned into a little drunken, spoiled, barely-legal bitch. Every time we hear of you it’s either about your nipples, your almighty martini mouth or your out of control father.
18 and already a washed up Hollywood hag. So sad! You have taken it to a completely whole new level. Hell, even Britney hasn’t had an ‘accidental’ nipple slippage. Don’t you know that the ‘accidental slip’ is a move left for only the loosest of all Hollywood tramps? (Note: This actually applies with ALL tramps regardless of their social class.) Well I guess we can add you to that list, along with Janet Jackson and Paris Hilton. Congrats.








And here is Lindsay making sure her nipple is just where she wants it..

P.S. I hope Hilary Duff fucks your next boyfriend..

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Frances Bean must be so proud of her mommy.
At an awards show earlier this year Frances Bean could be heard backstage asking, “Have you seen my Mommy?” Awhhh….sad, but true. Good luck Frances on avoiding future drug addiction, alcoholism and depression issues. Poor thing doesn’t have a chance with a role model like her mother. Courtney is about Courtney, period.Oh, and her SMACK!


Paris is a photo whore. She will take a picture anytime, anywhere, with anybody. We’ll get to you later Paris..


Courtney, take a bath or something! I can smell you from here!