Joe Simpson is really strange

Radar Online is reporting Joe Simpson has a quiet arrangement with WireImage to provide his own exclusive and racy shots of Jessica and Ashlee Simpson and it’s starting to piss off other paparazzi.

One recalled being invited to cover an event sponsored by Jessica’s record label, Epic, only to find her shots blocked again and again by Joe and his Nikon. “I thought it was really odd that he was always in my way, since I was the one who was paid to be there shooting,” she says. Though the freelancer did manage to get some clean shots, Joe’s were the only ones WireImage deemed worthy of being distributed.

I’ve lost count of how many lines Joe Simpson has crossed. Family pictures at gatherings and trips are normal. Telling your daughter to bend over and wait while you adjust the light so it bounces off her ass just right is not so normal. At least she looks cute in these pictures.

Published on September 20th, 2006 in Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson, Joe Simpson

Too much hotness

Source: theblemish.com

It’s like they took all the hotness from UPN and WB and combined them into one super hottie network called CW which should now be known as Cream Week because that’s what these pictures are gonna make me do. Cream for a week. How did Erica Durance get this hot? More after the jump.

Published on September 20th, 2006 in Erica Durance, Kristen Bell, Sophia Bush

Afternoon Delight: Teri Hatcher Has Not Been Getting Enough Media Attention This Week

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Eminem’s trying to work out the details of his divorce from Kim Mathers. Again.
Scarlett Johansson loves being curvy, and she doesn’t want to change a thing about herself. Which is totally fine, but it would be nice if she could change the character she plays every once in awhile.

Teri Hatcher has very expensive THO. According to the Desperate Housewives star, during the show’s first season, the producers spent thousands of dollars digitally erasing her nipples. For the love of Christ, will someone please run her picture this week? Next thing you know, she’ll be running to the press with some story about how she was sexually molested as a child. What’s that? Oh.

“The One Where Joey Represents Himself in Divorce Proceedings with His Estranged Wife”

Wait, what? Drugs might be involved in the death of Anna Nicole Smith’s son? Surely you jest.

Published on September 19th, 2006 in Anna Nicole Smith, Drogas, Eminem, Scarlett Johansson, Teri Hatcher

Um…Nicole Richie’s Going to Die of Anorexia

Source: www.evilbeetgossip.com

So, guys, I know it’s really funny to make the gimme jokes about the fact that she doesn’t ever eat because of a furious and devastating mental illness that has taken complete control of her body, mind and life — I mean, yeah, that’s funny shit — but, like, if we can be serious for a second, maybe someone who actually knows her might want to consider, you know, trying to save her life. Just a thought.

Published on September 19th, 2006 in Nicole Richie

Listen Up! Lindsay Lohan’s Assistant Is About to Tell You What She Needs!

Source: www.evilbeetgossip.com

A pretty funny video from X17, as the paparazzi follow LiLo around for the better part of a day. She eats at Il Fornaio with Harry Morton and a woman who is either a rookie personal assistant or a very entitled friend.

Before Lindsay leaves the restaurant, this mystery woman comes out and instructs the paparazzi that she “needs them to stay at least ten feet back.” The paparazzi chirp their agreement — “yes yes, no problem, of course, sure, you got it” — and, confident her natural genius for paparazzi negotiation has once again worked its subtle magic, she heads back inside the restaurant.

She emerges later with Lindsay, who is instantly clobbered by photogs.

Published on September 19th, 2006 in Evil Clips, Lindsay Lohan

Bam Margera on Jessica Simpson: "Yeah, I Hit That"

Source: www.evilbeetgossip.com

Reports are trickling in that Howard Stern got a juicy confession out of Bam Margera on his radio program this morning. Bam says he did hook up with Employee of the Month star Jessica Simpson while she was still married to Nick Lachey.

I didn’t hear the show and I haven’t seen the transcript, but Jessica was technically married to Nick for nearly eight months after the two were separated, and during that time period, Nick’s many conquests were well-documented. So I’ll reserve judgment for now.

If you have more details about what Bam told Howard, tip us off!

Published on September 19th, 2006 in Jessica Simpson