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Al Roker was probably pissed off that he had to interview the wastes of space Heidi and Spencer Pratt. Which is why he felt the need to eviscerate them on the Today show. He called them “the poster children for everything that is wrong with celebrity in this country.” He gave up caring 30 seconds into the interview. The exact moment is marked by the big sigh he gives.

Roker then kept trying to get Spencer to admit he’s a douchebag and then talked to Heidi like she was a little girl asking her questions like, “Are you proud of yourself?” Heidi, who probably isn’t, said she wasn’t ashamed.

After the interview, Heidi ran to Ryan Seacrest whining about how Al Roker personally attacked her on live TV and said he might be abusive towards women.

“I was shocked at how rude he was – I was crying afterwards because I couldn’t believe I felt personally attacked … I wanted to say to him, do you feel proud of how you’re talking to me right now? I’m just a young woman and you’re coming at me so aggressively and meanly [sic] and mean-spirited.”

“I just wanted to talk about the show and my experience there and how fun it was, and he just made it a very uncomfortable and awful experience … I really would advise women especially to be careful around him because I feel like he definitely came and attacked me and I did not appreciate that at all.”

Al Roker, in the meantime, went on Twitter and in 140 characters or less, wrote:

Heidi and Spencer are an interesting couple. famous for…being infamous. Bad and vacuous behavior. I think we’re at minute 11 of their 15.

At least this is better than the interview I would have given. Mine would just be me sitting down, smiling at Spencer and then punching him in the face. Of course, I’d apologize right after because I had forgotten to ask Spencer my question, “May I punch you in the face?” In my defense, he would have probably said no.

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Over the weekend, reports claimed that Heidi Montag was rushed to the hospital for “convulsive vomiting” after she was forced to sit in a dark room for a day and a night with only water, rice and beans as punishment for trying to leave I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here. One contestant compared the place to “Guantanamo Bay.”

At the hospital, Heidi was “diagnosed” with a gastric ulcer. The erroneous report continued that Heidi and Spencer wanted off the show, again, and this time wanted to sue NBC. The only problem with that is they signed a contract and their passports were taken away.

Today, an insider tells Extra that Heidi is a liar. They say the two attention whores stayed in a hotel for 3 days while they stayed in the “Lost Chamber” for 14 hours and that the chamber posed no threat at all.

“Accusations that Heidi and/or Spencer were harmed in any way are untrue. They quit the show last Monday; stayed in a hotel for 3 days. Then on Thursday, they re-joined show and entered the ‘Lost Chamber.’ They stayed in Chamber from 4:30PM until 6:30AM.”

The source insists the Lost Chamber posed no harm to the “Hills” duo. “The environment in the “Lost Chamber” was not in any way harmful or dangerous; no critters, just a few ordinary bugs. They were indoors — never in any danger or facing life-threatening situations. Absolutely no one is or was being held against their will.”

Just for that, they should throw her in a real chamber filled with big non-poisonous scorpions and spiders with painful bites. But call it the awesome fantastic chamber so it doesn’t sound menacing. That way when Heidi is in there she won’t think it’s too bad. Until she starts getting stung and bitten and it starts feeling like she’s being stabbed with a hot, searing knife.

At that point she’ll probably start yelling stuff like, “This room is neither awesome nor fantastic and certainly not awesome fantastic.” But then the viewers, who are all sitting in egg shaped chairs stroking their white cats, will respond, “Oh, but it is, Heidi. It is to us. Muahaha. Muahahahha.”

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Want more proof Spencer Pratt is a douchebag and that all reality shows are fake? Here’s Spencer on I’m a Celebrity claiming to be a Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt, a level that takes people years to achieve. For more effect, he adds that he kickboxes every day and that her fears no man.

Funny story. Right after he said this, John Salley, the black guy, did one of those “I’m going to kick your ass” head fake-outs and Spencer ran off into the jungle shrieking and quit the reality show.

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E! says that the story of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag being kicked off the show was all a stunt to boost ratings. That or Spencer and Heidi realized they were nothing without reality tv and begged to be let back on.

Sources say that while they did leave the set, they’re going to have a “dramatic” return on Wednesday’s episode. On his Twitter, Spencer wrote: “say a prayer that NBC let’s us go back on and eat more disgusting things! Heidi ate a rats tail and three scorpions?” Which makes sense, I suppose, because after catching the last minute of Conan O’Brien, they were running commercials featuring those two nitwits.

I can’t believe I was duped into believing Spencer Pratt. That’s like being tricked by a piece of cardboard. Is this how Britney Spears feels all the time? Ugh. Not a good feeling. Now I know why she eats. To forget.

The above header photo is supposedly Heidi and Spencer arriving at LAX. It’s most likely a stunt because none of the photos actually show their faces and you know that if it was really them, they’d be mugging for the camera as soon as they left the plane. Spencer would let the paparazzi have a 24 hour feed into his colon if they asked.

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Proving that neither Heidi Montag nor Spencer Pratt are indispensable, NBC has already replaced the two after they both quit the show after only one day. Their replacements are Stephen Baldwin, 43, and Holly Montag, Heidi’s sister. They are being flown to Costa Rica at this moment.

Holly promises to stay longer than her sister. It’s believed the conversation went something like this: “Are you going to stay longer than your sister?” “I really need the money, man.” Holly is a pretty good negotiator.

A little off topic but how awesome is that picture of Heidi? I want to use it forever. Maybe even print a wallet size version to show people at dinner parties. That way everyone can have a good laugh at Heidi’s expense. It’d go really well with that other picture I have of that old lady falling down the escalator. Ha! Old age has caused her to lose her balance much easier. Sucker.

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News broke, more like dribbled, yesterday that Heidi and Spencer were acting like divas while filming I’m a Celebrity. They weren’t getting the star treatment they thought they deserved and were forced to live like the other D-listers. All signs pointed to them quitting the show sooner than later. And they did. Yesterday, in fact.

Only one day into shooting, TMZ says Heidi and Spencer walked off the show. The left after the live portion of yesterday’s show never to be heard from again.

Good. I hope their contract says that if they quit, they’ll be left in Costa Rica to fend for themselves. It’d be interesting to see how long it would take Spencer to sacrifice his “white devil” to a bloodthirsty tribe. They’d probably ask for her only once and the last thing Heidi would see before they take her away is Spencer slowly backing away like you would from a sleeping lion.

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Only one day in and Heidi and Spencer already want out of the reality show I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! The two D-listers thought the show, which is being filmed in Costa Rica, would be a roller coaster of fun with activities like lounging on the beach, staying at the Four Seasons, working out and getting a tan. Turns out none of that has happened.

“They wanted to be treated like stars,” a high-level source on the series tells E! News’ Ryan Seacrest. “[Spencer] literally thought he and Heidi were staying in a Four Seasons, working out and getting a tan.”

The two refused to eat the same food as the rest of the cast, and complained about being teamed with low-wattage stars, among them former model/reality show queen Janice Dickinson, actors Stephen Baldwin and Lou Diamond Phillips, former NBA star John Salley and American Idol castoff Sanjaya Malakar. An NBC exec had to coax the newlyweds to remain on board.

“I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed,” groused Montag, per the network insider.

K-Fed has about as much wattage as a 20-year-old light bulb. You could make a battery out of a potato and have more star power than him. Still, I’m amazed Spencer and Heidi made it out of the first day. Odds are that by the end of the second, they’re probably going to be stumbling out of the jungle covered in filth, wearing only underwear they fashioned out of leaves and carrying makeshift spears. When producers ask them how this happened in only six hours, Spencer will start talking in a language he and Heidi made up.

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A while ago, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were photographed leaving a medical marijuana shop. Even more recently, Spencer accidentally posted a pic to Twitter of Heidi and a huge bong (above) could be seen in the background. Today, Star has caught on that Spencer is a pothead.

A friend of the Pratt tells Star that his love affair with weed began when he was 15 and they’ve been inseparable ever since. To this day, everyone knows him as the King of Weed because he always had a big bag of it wherever he went.

It didn’t take long for Spencer to progress to other drugs, including Xanax and Valium, says the pal. And he made sure those around him got to enjoy the same high — with the friend saying the first time she ever took Valium was because of Spencer. “He gave me five [pills] and told me I’d be OK,” says the friend. “I didn’t know it was too much. The next day he said, ‘Girl, I gave you so much Valium, and you just handled!’”

Spencer kicked the pills in rehab, but continued his romance with pot.

“One day, he walked in on a party and pulled out a bag of pot and said, ‘’We are soooooo getting stoned!’ recalls the friend. “No one thought much of it, because at least he was staying away from pills.”

Was there any doubt that Spencer is a stoner. His only goal in life is to make as much money as possible by doing as little work as possible. It’s the stoner way. That’s why he hooked up with the easily exploitable Heidi Montag. She’s like his little slave girl. Also, part of the reason he’s such a big douchebag is he doesn’t know where he is or what’s going on half the time. With him, sentences begin and end with “Duuuuuude.”

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If you haven’t heard, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will make their way from one reality tv show to another. They can next be seen on I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here. Them and a bunch of other D-listers will make their way through the jungles of Costa Rica where they’ll hopefully contract severe cases of dystentery and will be forced to trade Heidi for an ox after they get lost and run out of food.

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When you’re an MMA fighter and you want to issue a warning to other MMA fighters, a song and dance probably isn’t the best way to do it. Although, it could be worse. You could have Spencer Pratt mean mugging in your rap video like what Kevin Casey did here. As soon as people see the douchiest kid they could imagine prancing around behind you like a fairy, the message sort of falls flat on its face. I’m pretty sure after watching this even Elton John would sneer, “I could take him.” Not only that, he’d say it in the most flaming way possible.

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