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If for whatever reason you needed a reason to marry Salma Hayek, look no further than these pictures of her on her honeymoon in the early months of May. She’s 42 and just had a baby. Yet, her body is still so amazing that it makes Tara Reid cry.
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Just like Spencer and Heidi, Salma Hayek also held a second wedding on Saturday to her French billionaire Francois-Henri Pineault. The ceremony took place at Venice’s Teatro La Fenice opera house. 150 guests showed up (50 less than at Heidi and Spencer’s), but as you well know, it’s quality not quantity.
In stark contrast to Heid and Spencer’s almost D-listers, Hayek’s wedding included stars such as Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem, Ed Norton, Woody Harrelson, Charlize Theron, Stella McCartney and Ashley Judd who serenaded the bride and groom with a Hawaiian version of Over the Rainbow.
While guests danced to a 14-member band inside the opera house, Theron and companion Stuart Townsend, along with designer McCartney, took a break outside. At one point, the two women sang “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina,” from Evita, before Hayek – who had exchanged her Balenciaga wedding gown for a knee-length fuschia dress– joined them for the Rolling Stones’ “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction.”
Asked for comment, Salma Hayek’s breasts said they were very happy with the way things turned out. They especially loved the dress which allowed for both breathability and heavability. Oh and Salma Hayek said the wedding was pretty cool too or whatever.
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A, I assume, masked stranger from 4chan hacked Salma Hayek’s MobileMe shayek@mac.com account and posted screenshots of all her emails. Well, some of her emails. Turns out, America Ferrara is throwing a 25th birthday party, Salma buys iPhone apps, AMEX has given her a new gold card, she’s thinking about booking a spa appointment and she’s incredibly boring. Where are all the swinger party e-vites I sent her?!
The “hackers” are said to have guessed her birthday (Sep 2) and most famous movie role (Frida) in order to reset her password. Now her phone number is out in the wild. Damn. I guess I won’t be the only one leaving voicemails of myself breathing heavily for two minutes then hanging up. How am I supposed to seduce her now?
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Salma Hayek married her baby’s daddy Francois-Henri Penault in a quiet ceremony on Valentine’s Day. Now she’s getting married again, but this time in a much larger ceremony. Guests include Antonio Banderas, Melanie Griffith, Penelope Cruz and Luis Miguel to name a few.
According to People en Español, the celebration will kick off with a rehearsal dinner Friday, followed by a wedding ceremony Saturday at the Palazzo Grassi, a white marble palace built in 1748-1772 and owned by the Pinault family since 2005.
The home has a special meaning for the couple: It’s the location where they first met when he held a gala party there in 2006.
Any reason to put Salma Hayek in a hot ass dress is fine by me. They probably need to custom make it for her too. Like when the tailor measures her chest, he’ll scream, “More fabric. We need more fabric, goddamnit!” and his assistant will go, “We do not have enough, captain! I cannot hold her!” And the whole scene will turn into one weird Star Trek episode about Salma Hayek’s boobs.
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French news magazine Le Point reports that Salma Hayek and her baby’s daddy, French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault and owner of Le Point, were wed in central Paris on Saturday. People points out that they called off their engagement last July but, as it often does, two trips to Paris helped rekindle the romance.
Aww. Fairy tales do come true. It must have been tough for these two to overcome their differences. What with Salma being a millionaire and Francois being a billionaire. One eats with a golden spoon and the other has someone else feed them with a golden spoon. They’re from two different worlds really.
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Last week Salma Hayek told the Today show that she became a wet nurse for a starving baby in Sierra Leone. Sadly, there wasn’t video. Until now. God. Can you move that baby out of the way? He’s ruining EVERYTHING.
On a more serious note, the baby is doing fine. He’s healthy, strong and sporting a pair of magnificent C-cups.
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On a recent UNICEF fact-finding trip to Sierra Leone, Salma Hayek nursed a starving baby back to health with her own breast milk. God damn. Sierra Leone always gets the good stuff.
Appearing on Thursday’s (05Feb09) Today show in America, Hayek simply nodded as host Kathie Lee Gifford asked, “You found a child that was starving to death, the mother had no milk – and you nursed that baby?” And then said, “It’s about women sticking together and we really need to help the children in any way we can.”
When asked for comment, the mother said, “That wasn’t a baby. That was a hairless Sierra Leone sewer rat!” And so began “Scary Stories 5: Celebrity Edition”.
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The big winner at the Golden Globes was Danny Boyle’s Slumdog Millionaire winning best dramatic picture and best director. And even though the Golden Globes website may have prematurely starred Anne Hathaway’s name, she didn’t win for best actress. That honor went to Kate Winslet for Revolutionary Road. Finally, Steven Spielberg received the Cecil B. DeMille Award. But, the real winner at yesterday’s awards was you the viewer because Salma Hayek showed up in an awesome dress that had her breasts spilling . This was one of the few times that I though 3-D TV would have been a really good idea.
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Ever since giving birth to Valentina last year, Salma Hayek cannot stop breastfeeding her. It’s like an addiction. A very sexy addiction.
“I’m like an alcoholic. It is like, I don’t care if I cry, I don’t care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can’t stop.”
When Valentina becomes too old to be breastfed, please let Salma know I am willing to sacrifice my time to help her fight her addiction. Or enable it. Whichever. People say I don’t care. The truth is, I do. I care a lot. Nom nom nom.
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Salma Hayek and her hot rack shot a few scenes for 30 Rock the other day in New York. If you’re not completely asexual, you’ll know why this is newsworthy.
