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Returning to his trailer on the set of his upcoming film Remember Me, a mob of effusive fan girls chased Robert Pattinson down like he was the last Twinkie at fat camp. Their piercing wails didn’t phase Rob, however. He kept himself sane by repeating, “Age of consent is 18, age of consent is 18.”

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Twilight co-stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson may have hooked up. They were spotted on a dinner date holding hands at Cecconi’s after the MTV Movie Awards. At around 11 PM, they made their way back to the West Hollywood hotel via police escort (so important!). Meanwhile, Stewart’s boyfriend of four years, Michael Arangano, was nowhere to be found. Pattinson later left the hotel and went to party at Guy’s.

Says an insider of the stars’ budding relationship: “Robert is obsessed with Kristen and has been for a while. He likes that she’s a cool, down-to-earth girl. Kristen never saw Rob as anything but a friend, but that seems to be changing.”

One reason for Stewart’s new interest in her co-star? He’s been bulking up his already enviable bod.

Oh, whatever NYDN. You think girls care about chiseled abs and a sculpted chest more than pleasant conversation and a good sense of humor? No way. My friend is built like a 10-year-old, but has a great personality and he has tons of girls after him. He shows me all of his online chat logs and I can tell he’s really popular with the ladies because they keep wanting to meet at his place. They must think he’s famous and really smart too because they keep asking if he knows this big shot celebrity named Chris Hansen and if they know how to remove an ankle monitor. He’s such a good conversationalist!

Photos are of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson at a restaurant in Italy back in May.

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Look! It’s a shirtless Robbert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in a warm embrace for a scene in the Twilight sequel New Moon. Alright, on three, I want you to shriek as loud as you can while I kill myself.

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Robert Pattinson auctioned off kisses on the cheek for two people at $20,000 a pop at last nights amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS event. Sounds like a rip-off. They didn’t even get to dry hump him or even a love bite.

For $20,000, I’d expect a lot more. Not just straight sex either. They better be doing the kinky stuff too with handcuffs and they’d need to invite their hot friends. Giving me a bj while I’m eating the scrambled eggs they cooked for me the next day is also a must.

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Colleagues on the set of New Moon, the Twilight sequel, are complaining about Robert Pattinson’s hygiene. They tell E! that he stinks something awful. “He never showers and it drives people on the set crazy. He completely reeks,” says an insider.

Pattinson has admitted he’s aware that he’s a dirty hippie. “I don’t have too much of a sense of personal hygiene or styling or anything. I gave up washing my hair a while back.”

The one good thing about not showering is you never have to announce you’re arrival. Once people start asking who farted, you’ll know Robert is on his way. The downside is kids have started leaving flaming bags of Robert Pattinson on people’s door steps.

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Twilight star, Robert Pattinson, is having a rough time in New York. The actor was overheard telling a guy, “I can’t get laid [in N.Y.C.]” at Nur Khan’s Rosebar on Saturday night. The friend consoled him as best he could saying “A blind person with a British accent could get tail.”

Later on, a brunette began fawning over him and Pattinson said “I’ll be back,” stuffed his beer into his jacket pocket and left.

Pattinson has the right idea. Run away. Girls are scary. Human interaction, scarier. It’s much better to drink alone and cry on a dusty stoop than to have sex with a willing and eager female. At least that’s what I told myself last Friday night.