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Renee Zellweger always looks like she’s sucking on a lemon in a lot of her pictures. Maybe that’s just a side effect of trying to be skinny, but it’s unsettling. Other times she looks retarded. Like a Frankenstein wondering why people are snapping photos of her.

Anyway, she’s taking a break from acting. Renee told Glamour: “I want to learn more. I want to know more. That’s what taking this time is about. I’m curious about so many things, but haven’t had occasion to be exposed to them enough to really appreciate them.”

No, Renee! Please don’t leave and so on and so on. Sorry, I just couldn’t muster up the energy to beg her to stay. I mean, I could have. It’s just. Do we really need to see a third Bridget Jones or another western where Renee makes it blatantly obvious that cowboys aren’t too choosy about their women?

[Glamour via Popeater]

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When I saw this pic of Renee Zellweger and her bony back it reminded me of one of the characters from Pink Floyd’s movie, The Wall.

The disturbing swayback creatures..

Ya think?

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Renee Zellweger says that eating anything you want, and getting paid millions for it, isn’t fun. I think she’s just ruined a fantasy for more than one of us.

Renee gained 20 pounds for her role in Bridget Jones’s Diary and again for it’s sequel, and lost the weight quickly afterwards both times. She says she was panicked at the warnings she received about how dangerous it is to yo-yo diet, and the freedom to eat as she pleased wasn’t as much fun as she thought.

“It sounds like heaven,â€? she said. “For two days it’s bliss and then you’re full, OK? And you can then indulge all your fantasies about over-eating.

“Fantasies about non-stop chocolate consumption or your fantasies about ordering the pizza and the spaghetti and the garlic bread.

“Then after a week your glucose levels are going crazy. You’re up and down and all over the place. It doesn’t feel good, and no one wants to hear that, but it’s the truth.â€?

Daily Mail

Not only does Renee think that eating delicious junk food isn’t fun, she really, really likes to exercise. Is she being paid to say this by some kind of fitness equipment store? Because no one actually likes the treadmill, do they?

“I have a lifestyle,â€? she told reporters Thursday night. “It involves keeping my sanity by going to the gym.â€?

Zellweger, 38, cut a slim figure on the red carpet, but said she doesn’t miss her Bridget Jones look. “I don’t think my curves are absent,â€? she said with a laugh. “I think I’m doing alright, thank you very much.â€?

People

I know what Renee is saying about exercise making you feel good, when I get off my butt and exercise with some regularity I really feel like I have a lot more energy. Of course, if there is a choice between exercising and doing anything else, exercise will always be the loser.

Renee was discussing her weight gain in relation to a possible third installment of Bridget Jones’s Diary. Author Helen Feilding is reportedly working on a third novel, detailing Bridget’s move to Los Angeles and having children. I hope that this is true, I love those books.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Renee Zellweger is shown at the London premiere of Bee Movie on 12/6/07, thanks to PR Photos.

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38 year old actress Renee Zellwegger was spotted out on a date with millionaire hotelier Andre Balazs, 50. Balazs dated Uma Thurman for years and was recently linked with rageaholic Naomi Campbell. Renee and Andre were seen out at dinner, with Renee trying to hide her face from the paparazzi waiting outside. They ended the night at her place so it looks like the date went well for both of them.

[Renee Zellweger] is dating… hotel mogul Andre Balazs… The two were recently spotted getting cozy at Manhattan’s posh San Domenico restaurant.

And when Renee and Andre finished their dinner at 2 a.m., they headed to her place.

Although the actress tried to hide from the cameras, The Enquirer got the scoop on the couple’s new romance.

“Renee is totally into Andre,” a Hollywood insider told us.

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, December 10, 2007]

Single Renee Zellweger is often portrayed as a sad sap by the media. She was said to have been rejected by rock legend Paul McCartney after the two enjoyed at least one romantic date this summer, and she hasn’t had much luck in love otherwise. Her marriage to country singer Kenny Chesney ended in 2005 after four months, and she had an on and off relationship with singer Jack Black, who married a model shortly after breaking it off with Renee.

Zellweger doesn’t do much to dispel our impression of her. She was recently quoted as saying that she likes to go to parties late when no one will point at her, referring to herself as “the weird actress girl in the corner.” She sure has low self esteem for an Oscar winner and one of the highest paid women in Hollywood. Maybe that’s part of the reason why she’s unlucky in love.

Zellweger stars as the female voice of the lead character in the animated film Bee Movie, which I found thoroughly awful. She said she rented her Hollywood home to co-star Jerry Seinfeld and that it was coincidentally infested with bees. She claims to be unaware that the bees had taken up residence in her home before Seinfeld rented it. Is it scandalous that the star of Bee Movie had to kill a bunch of bees to live somewhere? Maybe I’m jumping to conclusions, but it seems likely that Seinfeld had the bees exterminated, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Renee is shown in the header image at the French premiere of Bee Movie last night. thanks to Splash News. The other images are from the US premiere on 10/28/07, thanks to PRPhotos.

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Poor Renee.

You think you’re dealing with cartoon bees, and it’s all fun and games until they sting you all over your face and make you look like this.