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For all intents and purposes, Pete Doherty should be dead by now, but he’s not. He’s actually been relatively healthy. That’s all starting to change though. Holy Moly claims that last weekend in a recording studio, Pete Doherty’s arm, tired of being jabbed with dirty needles, finally exploded. Specifically, an artery burst.

A private doctor was called but by the time he arrived, Doherty was high and started running away from him. He had to be chased down and forced to go to the hospital.

I think a cool thing to do would be to amputate Pete Doherty’s arms just below the elbow. That way he won’t be able to shoot up anymore. It’ll be his worst nightmare. It’d also be pretty funny watching him wiggle his arms in a futile attempt to grab a gun to kill himself with.

Source: theblemish.com

UK, you may have introduced us to Gemma Atkinson and Cheryl Tweedy and we thank you kindly for that. But your good will is completely offset by also introducing us to Jordan Price, Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty, who’s seen here walking to the Monarch pub with his Macbook.

Pete’s nose is busted and he looks like death. If this thing came up to me in a dark alley, my first reaction would be to scream like a little girl and then to make a cross with my fingers in hope that the holy symbol will strike fear into this demon’s heart.

In conclusion, England, you’ll pay for this.

[Image via Splash News]

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Pete Doherty has commissioned his friend Nick Reynolds to create a marble sculpture of him on a cross for his upcoming show. Pete says it symbolizes being crucified by the press and is a statement about how the media has it out of him. The Sun says:

The “disturbing artwork” will be carved in marble and show Doherty being tortured, surrounded by strips of newspapers – symbolising his crucifixion by the media.

It’s true. Pete Doherty is gospel. Whenever a friend offers you that wacky tabacky or a little China white or the chance to see a live midget porn show, just ask yourself, what would Pete Doherty do? The answer will always guide you to a true path.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

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Pete Doherty kissed Amy Winehouse on the lips yesterday. If any one of you were thinking about doing the same, let this be a lesson to you.

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Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse were seen kissing each other on the lips yesterday. I’ve never been more creeped out in my life. Even more so because Pete Doherty’s dead eyes are wide open as he leans in for it. Is he sucking Amy’s soul? Does she have a soul to suck? Which sign of the Apocalypse is this? How many showers do I need to wash off this dirty feeling? I think I’m going to be sick. This barrage of questions and emotions are apparently being felt by The Sun as well.

Not since HARRY ENFIELD creations Wayne and Waynetta Slob have two such scabby human beings locked lips. I can’t bear to think about the record level of grime passing between PETE DOHERTY and AMY WINEHOUSE.

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I don’t care about this fella at all but perhaps you do:

LONDON, England (AP) — Rock musician Pete Doherty has been sentenced to 14 weeks in jail for violating a probation order…. Parlophone Records did not say how Doherty broke his probation. But music magazine NME cited a court spokesman as saying Doherty had used different kinds of drugs, breached “time keeping,” and generally not complied with his probation.

“Generally not complied” carries a lot of weight, right? I also like that he tried different sorts of drugs. They say variety is the spice of life and such.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Pete Doherty has been sentenced to fourteen weeks behind bars after failing to appear in court for probation hearings stemming from drug charges.

Judge Davinder Lachar is done fooling around with Doherty and thinks he needs some time to sit and think about his lack of respect for the law.

A court rep stated that Doherty was reprimanded for “breach of time keeping, non-compliance of his order and using different drugs”.

All Doherty had to do to stay out of jail was regularly report in to the court for monitoring and go to rehab.  He was warned he would be doing time of he did not follow through.

So now he and his lawyer and looking to appeal, as if it’s going to do them any good.

Pete has several upcoming solo shows which will be rescheduled.

Source: theblemish.com

Rumors of Pete Doherty joining Scientology have made their way to the media. After meeting Scientologist DJ Nadine Ruddy, Pete Doherty began intensely reading about the cultish religion.

“Nadine is really into Scientology. She takes her beliefs very seriously.

“Pete’s chatted a lot with her about it. He went out and bought some books to read up about it.

“He just wanted to find out more about Nadine and what she believes in.”

What an amazing new acquisition for the church. At the bi-annual Scientology meeting, they’ll ask Tom Cruise, “Who did you bring in Tom?” “Will Smith and Jada Pinkett,” Cruise will shriek while happily rocking back and forth on his heels. Thunderous applause will be heard throughout the room. Then they’ll turn to DJ Nadine Ruddy. “Who did you bring in Nadine?” She’ll look around nervously and quietly whisper, “Pete Doherty?” Chuckles and scoffs will then echo among the crowd. “No, no. This simply will not do,” they’ll reply as they shake their heads in disgust. That’s when they pull out a gun and shoot her.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

After Spicy sketches of Paris Hilton, Britney and Amy Winehouse, the folks over at Agent Bedhead, who are notoriously ridiculous Pete Doherty fans, requested to see their man in chicken scratch. Of course, I had to oblige.

Honestly, I don’t think my sketches are anything special, but you guys seem to be enjoying them, so I’ll keep it up. Send me requests bitches!

There are a lot of ‘blots’ on this one. I thought the last pen I used sucked, this one was bleeding all over hell. You should see my hand, lol. One day I’ll invest in a good pen. Heh.

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