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I had something typed instead of this, but look, what more do I need to say? This is gross. I don’t need to see this. Old people like Pamela Anderson are the reason I don’t go to the beach anymore.
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Pamela Anderson showed up at the 17th Annual Life Ball at Vienna City Hall looking like this. If you’re wondering, yes, an APB is still out on her dignity. Authorities say it and her common sense made a break for it over the weekend and are now in hiding.
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Not sure if these pictures are old or new or what. I wasn’t brave enough to go perusing through each one and checking them with past photos of Pamela Anderson in a bikini. But if you want to permanently damage your retinas, be my guest.
Ugh, where’s that picture of the Do Not Want Dog when you need it? Oh, here it is.
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Looks like Pamela Anderson is willing to trade her morals for an appearance fee after all. And PETA is more than happy to stand behind the face of their campaign against animal cruelty. Yesterday, Pamela attended the opening of the NYC steakhouse/strip club. A place that serves high-end slaughtered cows.
It looks like they tried to tenderize Pamela Anderson instead of the beef. Why did they even invite her? Isn’t this supposed to be a fancy strip club? Pam is the type of dancer you see at your local pole dancing establishment next to the military base on Monday mornings. She’s the kind of dancer that’d be just as happy to be tipped with an after meal mint as they would $1.
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Courtney Love has thrown the first punch in a feud with Pamela Anderson that’s been brewing for the past five minutes in Courtney’s crack-addled brain. She wrote:
“Pam Anderson doesn’t even have a credit card. And she lives in Paradise Cove — which is in Malibu, but it’s a trailer park in Malibu.”
In Pamela’s defense, she lives in a luxury trailer park so suck it, Courtney Love.
If Pam dignifies this with a response, it’ll be like watching a homeless guy with no shoes yell at a homeless guy with shoes. A fight to the death between two snails would be more exciting than this.
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PETA issued a statement about Pamela Anderson’s upcoming appearance at a NYC Steakhouse strip club. They have no problem with it even though steak comes from slaughtered cows, something which PETA and Pamela is vehemently against.
“Pam is not a host but may be attending as an invited guest, and since steakhouses nowadays have some of the best salad bars and veggie options around, we’re sure she’ll find plenty to eat should she attend.”
In summary, if you pay Pamela Anderson a butt load of cash, she will do just about anything. Pamela’s only pro-animal when it’s convenient. She would sell out and eat steak for a new AC unit for her trailer. People say you can’t put a price on dignity, but Pamela has a chart that proves you can.
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Pamela Anderson and Audrina Patridge are booked to open up a strip club called Sapphire New York on April 27th. The club will be an add-on to the existing Prime 333 Steakhouse on the Upper East Side. No word on what kind of performance Pamela will be giving, but it’s already haunting the memories of local patrons.
Joining the two D-listers will be some guy from the Sopranos and Samantha Ronson as the DJ. The establishment is supposedly classy and strives to showcase only the finest females and the most exquisite fillets combined with more than 100 bottles of wines from exotic wineries.
You sort of wonder why invite Pamela Anderson then? That’s like entering a dead rat into a dog show. Sapphire should invest in a Coin Star machine. It’s expected they’ll make thousands of dollars from just the pennies being thrown at Pamela’s head alone.
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Pamela Anderson hit up Malibu beach where she managed not to slip a nipple and, instead, sat sewing her kid’s clothes while her friend flipped off the camera. These photos are probably the only ones in existence where Pamela looks motherly. She should hang one of these above the fireplace to replace the one she has of her stumbling home drunk at 5 AM carrying a bag of Goodwill clothes that she had no memory of getting and passing out in her own sick.
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Pamela Anderson has been looking really haggard lately. The fact that she puts on makeup with a makeup gun doesn’t help either. Not even fairy tales could capture the horror of Pamela Anderson’s face. That’s all changed, sort of.
Pamela got a makeover or under. Light make-up coupled with a new haircut. She looked relatively normal. From far away. If you were anywhere within five feet, you could still see the “WTF” face she’s developed over the past few years. It looks like she’s constantly offended.
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Pamela Anderson slipped a nipple Vivienne Westwood fashion show yesterday. Twice. Which makes you think this was deliberate and also begs the question, “What have we ever done to you, Pamela Anderson, to deserve this?” Besides mock you. I mean, other than that. What?!
