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Nicky Hilton had shuffled her bony ass over to IHOP in West Hollywood at 5:00 a.m. this morning when she was shoved to the ground by a transient. Nicky wasn’t having any of that so she made a citizen’s arrest. She kept the guy tied up while cops arrived. When police took the guy away, he claimed he was Nicky’s boyfriend.

Nicky Hilton can barely hold down food and you expect me to believe she subdued a homeless guy? You could blow on Nicky Hilton and shatter her femur. The only way this makes sense is if what really happened was Nicky drove drunk to IHOP, fell asleep at the wheel, pinned a transient to the wall with her car and the cops came. If that’s what they mean by “held down,” then yea, okay, I believe it.

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I haven’t seen this intense of a stare since I told Rosie O’Donnell that underneath one of the three cups I had shuffled was a quadruple stuffed Oreo cookie.

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So, yeah, Nicky Hilton’s spring collection hit the runway last night, and it’s all good and well that she’s creating a viable career and working hard at something that actually contributes something substantial to our culture as a whole, but forget all that: let’s talk about her eating disorder.

“There’s no truth to any starvation, eating disorders, rumors,” she told People magazine at her show last night. “I think the press has been printing a lot of pictures of me from unflattering angles … My friends see the pictures and they’re like ‘Oh my god are you okay?’ And then they see me, and they’re like ‘Oh … ‘ It’s really not that interesting or true.”

I know I’m a part of the Big Bad Media Machine, but I have to look at this and laugh. I’m sure Nicky’s busted her butt creating this line, but the story we all want to write is about her potential eating disorder. We’re all so disturbed.

Oh, and also, Nicky: the angles that make you look anorexic? Most celebs would consider those the flattering angles, my dear.

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The Hilton family must be so proud. First there’s Paris, starring in sex tapes, sleeping with everything that moves, and flashing her lady bits for the world to see. Then there’s Nicky, relatively dull compared to Paris, but who still manages to do little but party it up. Though she’s had a few failed business ventures to add to her resume, like her Nicky O hotel in South Beach – she gave the pitch presentation using drawings and poster board, just like you did in fifth grade. Now we can add 18-year-old Baron Hilton to the mix – yes Rick and Kathy Hilton actually have four celebuspawns, the younger two being Barron and brother Conrad, 13. Barron has really lived up to the Hilton family lineage, getting his very first DUI last night – that’s right, he beat Paris by seven years! What else must his future have in store for him?

TMZ has learned 18-year-old Barron Hilton, Paris’ little brother, was arrested for DUI in Malibu at 8:30 AM this morning!

Cops tell TMZ he was driving a black Mercedes on Pacific Coast Highway with a passenger — not one of his sisters– when he was pulled over at a 76 gas station.

He’s currently in the process of being booked at the Lost Hills Sheriff’s station — the same place Mel Gibson was taken.

[From TMZ]

Congratulations Hilton parents. Your progeny are truly something to be proud of. Clearly you have taught them excellent values and morals, which is why they constantly provide you with so much light and joy, never once embarrassing the greater extended Hilton family. Many of the rest of the Hiltons are actually pretty upstanding people, and have donated vast quantities of their wealth to charity. Something tells me that the future doesn’t look quite so brightly philanthropic for this particular branch of the family tree.

Here’s Barron Hilton leaving Teddy’s bar with sister Paris on January 3rd. Images thanks to WENN.

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Nicky Hilton is looking great, except for that goofy ass outfit. It looks like something LiLo should be rocking. Despite the bad fashion, Nicky’s looking good. She should show Britney the correct way to wear extensions because hers look better than Britney’s will ever.

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New Year’s Eve 2008 Party at LAX Nightclub in Las Vegas

After partying with Kevin Federline last weekend, Paris Hilton seemed extra friendly with Anna Nicole’s baby daddy, Larry Birkhead, while hosting the New Years bash at LAX in Las Vegas.

Larry has admitted to having a weakness for blondes, and Paris said recently that all she wanted for Christmas was a boyfriend.

Smashing couple. These two would be a perfect fit if you think about it. They both crave the spotlight, Larry loves dumb broads who are clueless, Paris loves anything with a penis – and now that she has been disinherited, she could use some of Anna’s cash.

Don’t think she’s above it!

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WELCOME TO 2008, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!

OMG, you guys, I had so much fun last night.

The party at Republic was a blast, and many thanks to Luke and the guys at USA4Real for putting together an amazing group of live bands and a kickass party.

Oh, and I chatted with Brittny Gastineau. For the second time this month. And she was really nice, per usual, and I felt like a huge ass, again, for all the shit I talk about her on here. I’ll have pics later tonight or tomorrow, whenever my girls send them along.

I also hung out for a bit with Sarah Welch, the gorgeous model who infamously fell through a hole on the runway at the Shadang show, and I have to tell you guys that she is an absolute sweetheart, and is able to have a great sense of humor about it, and it’s way less funny and way more sad once you’ve met her. It’s much easier to think of models as haughty bitches who deserve that shit, but she was anything but. She also has the most ridiculously amazing body and I can’t even hate her for it, she was that sweet.

Also there: MELROSE! From ANTM! But I didn’t get to chat with her. And Kevin Pollak. And a dude who looked EXACTLY like Adrian Grenier — I got all excited — but it wasn’t him.

Anyway.

Here’s Paris and Nicky hosting at a club in Vegas.

Posting will resume as normal on Wednesday.

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Nicky Hilton was on board to host at PURE last night, and Orange Paris came along for the ride, and decided to give the paps an impromptu photo shoot.

I swear in one of these pictures it looks like she’s posing while in line for the bathroom.

This is kind of random, but whenever people find out what I do for a living, they regale me with their celeb encounter stories. I particularly enjoy this when these storytellers begin by acting disdainful about what I do for a living, and mention repeatedly that they “don’t care about that stupid shit” and “celebrities are no different from us” and then talk animatedly for the next thirty minutes about every celebrity they’ve ever seen. Anyway, one especially annoying guy told me recently that he was at a Vegas nightclub with Paris, and they wouldn’t let her cut in line to use the bathroom, so she just squatted down and peed on the dance floor. Don’t know if it’s true or not, but I wouldn’t put it past her.