Source: theblemish.com

Naomi Campbell has finally settled the lawsuit brought forth by her former maid, Gaby Gibson, who called her a “violent super-bigot” and alleged that she was beaten by Naomi over a pair of lost jeans. Lawyers for both sides said they were pleased with the outcome which means Naomi gave Gaby just enough money to be happy, but not enough to put a dent in her wallet. That or Naomi threatened to put her fist so far up Gaby’s ass, so help her god, that she’d be eating knuckle sandwiches for the rest of her life if Gaby ever mentioned this suit again. That bitch is crazy, although, very convincing.

Source: theblemish.com

Naomi Campbell plead guilty in court today admitting she assaulted two police officers in London’s Heathrow airport. She has been fined $4,500 and sentenced to 200 hours of community service.

The supermodel, 38, admitted guilt to four of the six charges she was facing – two counts of assaulting a police officer; one of using threatening, abusive words or behavior to cabin crew; and one of using insulting, abusive, threatening behavior or disorderly conduct likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress.

“Ms. Campbell was aggressive, hostile and violent to people who were simply trying to do their jobs,” C.P.S. director Nazir Afzal said in a statement. “Her behavior fell far short of what is acceptable.”

Granted, last year in March, Naomi was also sentenced to community service for throwing a phone at her maid. She didn’t learn anything. Instead, Naomi turned her punishment into a photo shoot so maybe the judge should have sentenced her with something worse. Like, being shot with bean bag guns, being tased or wiping Rosie O’Donnell’s ass crack with one square’s worth of toilet paper.

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• Naomi Campbell’s drunk ass was photographed on the Italian Isle of Capri the other night. She was so wasted she couldn’t even stand up! Naomi, 38, was seen being caught by an unknown female in the middle of a street with other party goers surrounding her. Now Campbell’s publicist is insisting that the evil supermodel was not intoxicated, instead she says Naomi was playing a “trust game” where you fall back into your friend’s arms. Yes, the same game you played in elementary school. The not-very-smart publicist said, “It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms. It’s very hot there, so that could also have had something to do with it.” Someone hit that bitch upside the head with a blackberry..

• Sorry boys, Victoria’s Secret hottie, Adrianna Lima, 27, is engaged to Minnesota Timberwolves basketball star Marko Jaric, 29.
  Jaric’s publicist confirmed the news saying, “He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn’t be more in love.”
  Jaric said in March, “I was not the person to fall in love easily. I am a difficult person from that standpoint. Now, it’s a little different situation.”
  The couple have been dating for four months.

• Coldplay singer and husband to Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin, walked out of a recorded BBC interview nine minutes into it. He was asked whether his new album, Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends, was a morbid reflection of the band’s lyrical obsession with death. For some reason he didn’t fancy that question. “I wouldn’t agree with you there at all, no,” said Martin. “I’d say you’re journalistically twisting me into saying something I don’t really mean.” The band’s drummer, Will Champion, was left to answer questions until Martin got over himself and returned for one last question about their music moving in a different direction, to which he replied, “Um..yes. Yes, yes. Exactly.”

• Angelina Jolie’s father, Jon Voight, will join the cast of ‘24′ as he has landed the role of the villainous nemesis of Kiefer sutherland’s character, Jack Bauer. This is Voight’s first series role in 40 years. The character will be introduced during “24’s” two-hour Season 7 prequel and will be featured heavily in the latter half of the season. The prequel, now shooting on location in South Africa, is slated to air Nov. 23, with Season 7 of the Imagine TV/20th TV-produced series kicking off in January.

Source: theblemish.com

Pictures of a drunk Naomi Campbell going limp and falling down circulated across the internet the other day. The 38-year-old was shown eating it as a guy tried to grab her arm and a woman helped her up. Today, Naomi claims she wasn’t drunk, she was just playing a trust game.

Her agent told The Sun: “It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms.

“It’s very hot there, so that could also have had something to do with it.”

Naomi and her rep are idiots. With the trust game, you fall backwards into the person’s arms, not sideways onto concrete. And the only way the weather could have had “something to do with it” is if the heat accelerated the absorption of alcohol through her body. Her rep should have just said Naomi was trying to do that Matrix move. You know, the one where Keanu Reeves gets plastered and trips over himself almost cracking his skull on the ground? Yea, that one.

Source: theblemish.com

Naomi Campbell underwent corrective womb surgery or something like that and is now able to have babies. Elated, the 38-year-old model insists on living out her dream of becoming pregnant. She’s even willing to use a turkey baster.

“Now I can have a child I would like one. I’m even willing to have one without a father. I know that I am ready.”

Naomi also suggests being a mother would make her less prone to violence.

“I know that with a baby I would change, I’d calm down. With a child you cannot accept compromises. You have to give your full self.”

In Naomi’s house, discipline will be a little different. Instead of spankings and timeouts, punishment will be doled out by grabbing various types of communication devices and throwing them at the head. This will either make her child an excellent dodge ball player or turn them into a retard of Paris Hilton proportions.

[Naomi Campbell at the CFDA Fashion Awards. Image via Splash News]

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Naomi Campbell has been formally charged for her incident on a British Airways flight last month.

Campbell threw a fit after learning her luggage would not make the same flight that she was on so she screamed and cursed at staff, spit on a responding officer and caused the flight to be delayed for an hour and a half. Sheesh, I would hope the bitch is getting prosecuted!

She is being charged with three counts of assaulting a constable, one of disorderly conduct likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress and one of using threatening or abusive words or behavior to cabin crew. She is to appear in court on June 20th. If convicted she faces up to six months in prison and a hefty fine.

Her attorney released the following statement:

“Miss Campbell is bitterly disappointed that the prosecutors have advised her she is to be prosecuted for various offenses. She respects that decision and she hopes this matter is dealt with expeditiously.”

This is only one of the numerous abusive incidents involving Campbell, whom I would guess still has a raging cocaine problem. DUH!

Last year she was ordered to mop floors in a warehouse for five days after hitting an assistant with her cell phone. Afterwards, she claimed the punishment had changed her and that she had given up coke. She said, “I’m not proud of what I did, but it’s something I definitely learned from. Now I have to get on with my life, keep working on my problems and go to meetings every day.”

Talking out her ass, saying what the media wants to hear. We know how sincere she was. Look at her now.

I still doubt she’ll do any time, but my fingers are crossed.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Hey Smackaholics! It’s Friday, hooray!

Looks like I am not going to have time to post today, we are hosting a party here tonight and I have lots to do. So…check my link dump below for some great sites. I will get some posting done this weekend so check back, bitches!

I can’t resist posting a brief note about what’s going on in Hollywood today so here it goes..

• TMZ is reporting that Ellen and Portia are getting hitched! Since the state of California struck down the law banning gay marriage, the couple are anxious to tie the knot. Watch today’s Ellen for the official announcement!

• Yes, people are still talking about Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson breaking up. Tony apparently couldn’t deal with Papa Joe or the crazy media surrounding their relationship. Even though the couple are split up, it’s being reported that he still plans on accompanying Jess to Ashlee’s wedding this weekend. Awkward. Gawd, no wonder Jessica has been hitting the bottle! She keeps getting dumped since dumping her husband. Bitch thought she was going to find someone better and as she is probably learning, she had it pretty good with Nick.

• Dina and Ali Lohan talk with Extra! and try to convince us that they are a normal family, that Dina is a great mother and that she is NOT pimping out her children. The interview is totally boring, with Dina and Ali answering questions just like you would expect, blah, blah, blah. But when AJ Calloway asks Dina about Lindsay’s cameo in the new N.E.R.D. video, “Everybody Nose”, a song about cocaine use, things get a little heated. Dina’s bitch publicist loses it.

• Paris Hilton says Benji Madden wants to marry her. This bitch will milk the wedding before she is even engaged!

• Brad and Angelina are in Cannes and they are of course looking ultra fabulous. Angelina, who is preggers with twins, is as big as a house but looks amazing, still.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

After British Airways banned Naomi Campbell for life for spitting on a police officer, the bitchy supermodel announced that she plans on boycotting the airline after treating her oh, so badly.

Campbell says that BA has a “complete disrespect for the passengers,” and says that the airline has asked her to fly with them again, which I find hard to believe.

“Someone from B.A. called me and asked that I return to fly with them, but this will not occur so early. They didn’t find my bag—said it wasn’t in the system—and there was a complete disrespect for the passengers. I am not speaking for myself. I am speaking for all those who have been disrespected.”

A spokesperson for British Airways says there was no phone call made to Campbell. “We are not aware of any pleading phone calls to Ms. Campbell.”

Drama, drama, drama. Geeze, how does the bitch live like that? What is SO WRONG in her life to make her so bitter? For someone who has so much potential it’s a shame she wastes all her energy expending hatred and anger.

Source: theblemish.com

More details have surfaced regarding Naomi Campbell’s arrest at Heathrow a week ago. Naomi claims they only arrested her because she was black and at the time, went into a racial tirade screaming “fucking white honkeys” at the cop. The Sun writes:

Now cops claim she called a WPC a “white ****” and a “white s**g” as she was dragged off the LA-bound jet in handcuffs.

Feel free to mad lib that the best you can. I don’t even know how they expect you to guess with four asterisks. This is like an advanced game of hangman.

After all this, Naomi voiced her displeasure at whitey’s apparent oppression:

“It just goes to show I have to fight for who I am. It’s because I’m black.”

And she’s right. The world is conspiring against her because of her skin color. That’s exactly why her luggage went missing and why they arrested her when she threw a temper tantrum and spat on a cop. Bravo. She’s figured it out. Now British Airlines and the police have to alert the Klan that Naomi is catching on. But, wait. What’s this? They can’t! Their emergency Klan phone is missing! Oh no!

Source: theblemish.com

Following Naomi Campbell’s outburst on a British Airways flight and assault of a police officer, BA has banned Naomi from ever flying their airline. The 37-year-old phone flinging model was “released on bail pending investigation.” She hoped to settle the dispute amicably (re: not having to KO some fools). Asked for comment, BA replied:

“We don’t comment in detail about matters relating to individual passengers.

“All incidents of abuse against passengers or staff are taken extremely seriously by BA and will not be tolerated. We deal with cases on an individual basis and will take whatever action we feel is necessary.”

Naomi’s rep says shes’ been flying British Airways for 30 years (what? ever since she was 7?) without incident and still hopes to have an amicable resolution. In the meantime, Naomi will make amends. Meaning, she’s going to grab the BA representative by the scruff of his neck and kick him in the nuts until he agrees to un-ban her. Which astonishingly enough is an under-utilized, yet quite effective tactic.