They can’t stop reproducing

Jennifer Garner

Matt Damon is a father: Matt Damon and wife, Luciana, welcomed another girl on Wednesday, Aug. 20th. She will join sisters Isabella, 2, and Alexia, 10, and bring estrogen levels in the Damon household to dizzying heights. Just a reminder to Matt when all his daughters reach puberty. Don’t look in the bathroom trash can, just don’t. Dropped your watch in it? Leave it dude, it’s gone.

Jennifer Garner pregnant again: Ending months of speculation, Jennifer Garner admitted to Access Hollywood that she’ll give birth to another little monster. The perfect companion for her two-year-old daughter Violet. The sex of the child is not yet known, but then again, neither are the genus or species.

Published on August 21st, 2008 in Jennifer Garner, Matt Damon

Matt Damon is f*cking Ben Affleck?

Source: seriouslyomg.com

Matt Damon is still answering questions about being f*cked by Sarah Silverman and then having his BFF Ben Affleck f*ck her boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel. Here is what he told The Sun about a follow-up video.

He told The Sun: “I’m thinking about it, but I don’t know what I’m going to do yet.
“I’m still really shocked by the whole thing.
“It all started because at the end of every show Jimmy would say ‘apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time’ – like I’d got bumped.
“So Sarah came to me with this idea to get him back, and then him and Ben took it to the next level.
“I think it’s a little unfair actually as they had more money to spend.
“They definitely had better production values. I also thought the Aqua coloured shiny shirt he was wearing was outrageous.
“Ben phoned me from the studio and his voice went to a whisper, and he said ‘Harrison Ford is here’.
“To have Harrison singing ‘I’m f***ing Ben Affleck’ was a definite high point for both of us.”

I can’t wait to see the third video to come out of this because I don’t want to know (well I do) how much further they can take it…because they have so pushed the envelope and then some…
I wonder who will be f*cking who? Will Ben Affleck be f*cking Matt Damon or will Matt Damon be f*cking Ben Affleck? And who will Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel be f*cking while they decide?

Published on March 10th, 2008 in Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner, Jimmy Kimmel, Matt Damon

Matt Damon’s wife is pregnant

Source: www.celebitchy.com

Matt Damon, 37, and his wife of two years, Luciana Barroso, 32, are expecting their second child together. They have a 20 month-old daughter, Isabella, and Matt is the stepfather of Luciana’s 9 year-old daughter, Alexia, from her first marriage. Damon and Luciana were seen out at the Empire Film Awards in London last night, where Bourne Ultimatum won best film. It was obvious that Luciana was pregnant.

People Magazine has a statement from Damon’s rep, who confirms the news, saying “They couldn’t be happier, They’re so excited!”

Last year there was a story at the end of August that Luciana was three months’ pregnant, but that would make her nearly due at this point, and she doesn’t look that far along in these pictures from Sunday.

Congratulations to Matt and Luciana! According to People, Matt is now shooting the thriller The Green Zone in Morocco. He has two other films scheduled for release next year, The Informant, another thriller, and The Human Factor, which is based on Nelson Mandela’s first term as South African President. Morgan Freeman will play Mandela.

Published on March 10th, 2008 in Luciana Barroso, Matt Damon

Celebrity Baby Train: Full Speed Ahead!

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

More celebrity babies are on the way.

It seems these days that we hear about a new celebrity being knocked up almost daily this past year! What amazes me is that Paris Hilton is one of those who haven’t. Heh.

Anyhow, the latest expecting parents are Matt Damon and wife Luciana, and Kimora Lee Simmons and boyfriend, Djimon Hounsou. It will be the third child for Simmons, the second for Damon.

Should we place bets on who will be next?

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Published on March 10th, 2008 in Kimora Lee Simmons, Matt Damon, That's Hollywood