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Ken Paves wigged up Kim Kardashian’s head for a spread in O Magazine. I’m not sure how I feel about this. On one hand, I don’t care. On the other, I really don’t care. What about you guys? Are you just as apathetic about this whole thing as me?
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Jesus, how’d they even squeeze her into that outfit. That leather is wrapped around her tighter than K-Fed’s grip on a drumstick. I’m assuming a gallon of Crisco was used. Luckily, Khloe Kardashian wasn’t around because then you’d see her desperately trying to lick the delicious grease off her body.
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At Tuesday’s launch for Hennessy Black, Kim Kardashian’s big ass stepped into a crowded elevator only to be told by an attendant that they couldn’t ascend because the group exceeded the weight limit. I think he was hinting at the fact Kim’s butt was pushing a five-year-old’s head into the elevator wall.
“Everyone started laughing,” says a spy. “Finally, someone in Kim’s group stepped off.”
Kim’s ass then nodded in approval. The end.
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Kim Kardashian admitted she put on a hairpiece and didn’t dye her hair blonde over the weekend. Although, she is seriously contemplating it after everyone mistook her for Beyonce while she wandered NYC. “Why, yes. My film IS number one at the box office,” she told fans who thought she was the famous singer instead of the famous do-nothinger. Misappropriated praise and adulation has never felt so good!
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Because people refuse to be shamed into losing weight by having their obesity shoved in their face while shopping at clothing stores that don’t carry anything larger than a size 2, shops such as Forever 21 are releasing plus-sized lines.
According to an article published by Us, Forever 21 has a new line called Faith 21 which is geared towards “curvier girls that love fashion.” The sizes range from XL to 2XL. The article also mentions in passing that Kim Kardashian is a fan of Forever 21.
That did not sit well with Kim Kardashian. Not that she doesn’t love Forever 21 (she does) but because she doesn’t want to be even loosely associated with fat people. Readers might get the impression that she herself is a “curvier” girl. Which she most certainly is not, ahem. Kim wrote on her blog:
I feel that this clipping from Us Magazine is a bit misleading, so I wanted to comment on it.
I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I’m very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a “fuller-figured woman” of extra large proportions is a little offensive.
For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.
So, don’t get the wrong idea, guys. Kim is a size 2 even though her ass dwarfs those of size 2XL’s. Fat people are cool and all, but Kim in no way, shape or form wants to be mentioned with them no matter how loose the association.
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Kim Kardashian fell asleep under the sun wearing sunglasses and the cancer inducing result was hilarious. For me, anyway. She posted on Twitter:
PLEASE HELP ME! I am so sunburned! I fell asleep with huge glasses on yesterday! This tan line is not ok!!!
For some odd reason, this reminds me of the cat that Pepe Le Pew always chased. The one that would always accidentally find itself with a stripe on its back. That or a commercial. The one where there’s a ray of light across the actress’ eyes and everything else is in shadows. Kim looks like that. Like she’s in a constant Calvin Klein commercial.
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Holy crap, Kim Kardashian is levitating. Here’s Kim working out on a sex swing or trapeze or whatever. Is this how her ass gets so big? Because that thing is huge. I never realized it was this monstrous. She looks half-human, half-T-Rex. You can almost picture her stomping through the forest chasing her lunch.
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Way to show up your sister, Kim Kardashian. Even though that dress kind of makes her look fat, Kim looked ten times better than her sister last night. Her insanely huge rack which takes up the whole shot accounts for that. While Kim was looking attractive, Kourtney was just stood there with a fug Jennifer Aniston thing going on, oblivious to her relative averageness.
When the valet arrived with their car, he didn’t even notice Kourtney and ran her over. You could tell Kim was concerned because she stepped over her lifeless body without using it as a floormat to wipe her feet on.
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There’s no denying the fact that Kim Kardashian is stacked. Especially at Perez Hilton’s birthday bash over on Saturday. Ignoring the fact that Perez Hilton’s birthday party actually qualifies as a photographable event and that Kim’s dress made her look fat, or fatter, this was pretty great. She’s like a damn superhero. Twice the boobs of a normal woman, more ass than a strip club and able to leap through gifting suites in a single bound. She could stop crime just by wearing a low cut dress like this and breathing heavily.
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You may have heard that over the weekend, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson got into another big fight, this time breaking a window and, in the process, attracting the attention of police. Of course, when cops came to the door and started knocking, no one would answer. Most likely because they already reconciled and were in the throws of passion. That or they were hiding under a blanket in the closet waiting for them to go away. Which they did. After almost an hour.
Anyway, Kim Kardashian voiced her opinion on this situation. Finally!
“It’s so sad that there’s such an invasion of privacy, with camera people, cops and paparazzi outside their home,” Kardashian, 28, told PEOPLE Monday.
“I mean, when have you not thrown something when you’re mad?,” says Kardashian. “Everyone has to admit that at one time in their life, they’ve gotten so mad that they’ve thrown something, but maybe not necessarily breaking a window.”
“Can’t people have an argument without everyone watching?”
Let’s see. When have I not thrown something when I was mad. Never? Oh wait… ya, never. Unless you count kicking your stuffed animals and then stomping around your room “throwing things.” Because I don’t. I prefer to call that “passion.”
