Keira Knightley talks about domestic violence

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Keira Knightley filmed a brutal PSA for domestic violence for the Charity Women’s Aid. In it, Keira comes home from a day of filming where her jealous boyfriend is already agitated and beats her. It ends with her repeatedly being kicked on the floor and this message: “Domestic violence affects one in four women at some point in their lifetime and kills two women every week.”

Reports say it was screened to a bunch of celebrities. Everyone sat in stunned silence. Except for Chris Brown. He pumped his fist in the air and asked if he could get some popcorn.

Published on April 2nd, 2009 in Keira Knightley, Psa

What the hell is this?

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Keira Knightley showed up to the premiere of Cheri at the Berlin Film Festival looking like Liam Gallagher from Oasis. Her pants suit and flat chest didn’t help either. If you took her home, you’d probably be disappointed to find out she didn’t have a penis. Also disappointing? No refunds.

Published on March 5th, 2009 in Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley will not digitally enhance her breasts

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Keira Knightley

Back in 2004, Keira Knightley had her breasts digitally enhanced for the King Arthur publicity photos. She explained that it was because in the US, you had to have a C-cup or more to be considered a woman. Now, for her new movie The Duchess, Keira has refused a similar enhancement.

A source told the newspaper that movie bosses wanted the slender actress to appear more curvaceous, but “she has insisted that her figure stay in its natural state. She is proud of her body and doesn’t want it altered.”

Oh yea? Keira’s not the only one that can refuse things. I refuse to watch this movie until I see Keira on promotional posters with double D’s jutting out beyond the confines of a 2-D image. I want to be poked in the eye with Keira’s tits when I walk by a poster for The Duchess. Then and only then will I consider watching her movie. That’ll show her. That’ll show her good.

Published on July 29th, 2008 in Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley rather get naked than sing

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Keira Knightley

Previously, pre-pubescent boys could only see Keira Knightley naked in The Hole or Atonement. Now her new film, The Edge of Love, can be added to that short list. In the film, Keira has a sex scene with Cillian Murphy and was unabashed in taking her clothes off for the realism. Knightley tells PEOPLE:

“I always bare my breasts,” she said at the press conference to promote The Edge of Love Wednesday at the Edinburgh International Film Festival. “It’s not like it’s only in this film!”

“It was very simple. It was a sex scene and I never like them when they’ve got bras on.” So when the director asked her to remove her bra, “I said, ‘All right then.’”

It’s a shame Keira has about as much curves as a plank of wood. I have no doubt that this story would have been much more exciting if it didn’t conjure up images of a naked 13 year old boy. Coincidentally, that’s what women say about me when they picture me naked. So, I guess Keira and I are a perfect fit. Call me?

Published on June 20th, 2008 in Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley is naturally fit

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Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley doesn’t have to exercise to keep her weight down to a respectable 89 pounds. Instead, she credits a “grueling work schedule” and “dancing to the radio” for her 12-year-old boy-like figure.

“I really like the idea of yoga but I can’t do it. It just pisses me off. If anybody tells me to relax then I just tend to tense up. That’s why I’m not a yoga girl at all unfortunately. And gym work is just so boring and repetitive. I’m not a gym person at all. The most exercise I get when I’m not working is when I turn up the radio.”

I call BS. Keira looks like she could be blown away by the wind if you didn’t put a paperweight on her. If you grabbed her arm, you might completely shatter it. You don’t get that type of body unless you’re only eating two strawberries a day. Even prisoners in concentration camps would look at her in complete shock as they gave her their last piece of bread. No joke. This morning I took a dump and I’m pretty sure it weighed more than her.

Published on February 11th, 2008 in Keira Knightley

Photos and winners from the BAFTA awards

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I never thought the day would come where I would say this, but Sienna Miller looked absolutely gorgeous at the British Academy of Film and Television Arts awards last night. She didn’t even look like Sienna Miler – at first I thought the photos had been mislabeled. But there’s really no mistaking her boyfriend Rhys Ifans. On a few occasions you could definitely see her butt through the rather sheer Dior gown, but this is Sienna Miller after all. Worse things could have happened.

Sienna Miller dazzled at the Baftas last night – dripping in diamonds and wearing a stunning, sheer Dior dress. But the party girl disappointed fans by going home early for a good night’s sleep before attending her friend Otis Ferry’s court appearance today. She and boyfriend Rhys Ifans sneaked off at about 11.30pm, snubbing both the official afterparty as well as movie mogul Harvey Weinstein’s celebration at Bungalow Eight in Covent Garden.

Meanwhile, it was disappointment for Keira Knightley and Julie Christie at the London awards ceremony – both were up for the Best Actress award but lost out to French actress Marion Cotillard. Actor Daniel Day Lewis – who won Best Actor for There Will Be Blood – attended the ceremony along with fellow Best Actor nominee James McAvoy, Orlando Bloom, Daniel Radcliffe and Kevin Spacey.

[From the Daily Mail]

I never thought I’d see the day where I’d say that Sienna Miller looked better than Keira Knightley, but she really did. Keira’s dress wasn’t a total nightmare, but it didn’t really flatter her figure. Here’s a quick award roundup. Best Film went to “Atonement,” and Best British Film went to “This is England.” The Coen brothers won Best Director for “No Country for Old Men,” and former stripper-turned writer Diablo Cody won Best Original Screenplay for “Juno.” Daniel Day Lewis was given the Best Leading Actor award for his performance in “There Will Be Blood” and Best Leading Actress went to Marion Cotillard for “Le Vie en Rose.” Javier Bardem won Best Supporting Actor for “No Country for Old Men,” and Tilda Swanson took home the Best Supporting Actress award for “Michael Clayton.” Finally Shia LeBeouf beat Sienna Miller and Ellen Page for the Orange Rising Star award, which was voted for by viewers.

Here are pictures from the evening. Pictured are: Daniel Day-Lewis, Emily Blunt, Eva Green, James McAvoy, Jane Goldman, Jessica Biel, Kate Hudson, Keira Knightley, Sienna Miller, Amanda Peet, Cuba Gooding, Jr., Daniel Radcliffe, Eddie Izzard, Hugh Laurie, Javier Bardem, Images thanks to PR Photos.