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Kate Moss gets a topless rubdown

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Fifteen years ago, telling people that Kate Moss got a topless rubdown from another chick on a yacht would have sparked the imaginations of millions of men. Now, not so much. That’s because 15 years ago Kate Moss wouldn’t have been an over the hill mother and if she was, we wouldn’t have had the technology to be able to capture the depressing pictures of an over the hill mother getting rubbed down by her equally over the hill friend. These photos are all kinds of disappointing.

Kate Moss split her dress

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Fatty Kate Moss sashayed into a birthday party for one of her friends in London when her flab yearned to be free and split open the side of her dress. She ended up staying at the party and partying it off.

For months there have been rumors of a pregnancy for Kate and I’m sure this little snafu doesn’t help. Also not helping is trying to fit into a dress two sizes too small while looking like a starving child from a third world country with a distended and swollen belly. Even Click Clack from Ethiopia said, “Uh-uh, girlfriend. This ain’t workin’,” when he saw this picture.

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Kate Moss slipped a nipple, twice

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Kate Moss in Paris

Kate Moss and her bloat were in Paris doing a photo shoot for Yves Saint Lauren when her nipple threatened to expose itself. I was looking at this and I was hoping for when it popped out because I’m positive there would have been a twaning sound.

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Later on in London, Kate made good on her threat and fully exposed her nipple. Someone needs to send her clothes that fit. I’ve seen rappers wearing less baggy outfits.

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Kate Moss is pregnant

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Kate Moss pretends to be a ninja

Kate Moss pretends to be a ninja

Following weeks of speculation, News of the World confirms that Kate Moss is pregnant with her second child. The father being Jamie Hince. Already three months pregnant, Moss is believed to be due in August and is expected to officially announce the pregnancy soon.

Last night, a source close to the model said: “It’s true. Kate is pregnant. She’s overjoyed at the news.

“She’s past the 12-week stage so she’s telling more and more people. Her friends are delighted for her.”

Three months pregnant? That can’t be right. Just last month Kate seemed to be stumbling out of clubs drunk. Her baby is probably floating in a mixture of 50% alcohol, 50% coke right now. At this rate, the kid’s going to come out already bent over a mirror with a rolled up twenty in one hand and a bottle of JD in the other. It’ll look more like Amy Winehouse’s long lost twin than a newborn.

Kate Moss had too much to drink

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Kate Moss is drunk

Cool! I didn’t know they had drunk vision for cameras. It really emphasizes how intoxicated Kate Moss is and lets the viewer imagine how she’s going to go home and pass out on her kid, pinning her between the floor and a quart of fresh vomit.

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Kate Moss is a good mother

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Kate Moss says that her daughter loves the smell of gas so much that when she fills up at the station, she leaves the car door open so her daughter, Lila Grace, can sniff it. Moss jokingly said, “I’ve heard it is one of the most preferred scents in the world — maybe that’s something to study for my next fragrance.”

Good mothers encourage their child’s hobbies be it baseball or sniffing inhalants. Never underestimate your children. Today she may be killing off pieces of her brain, tomorrow she might be running for office sprinting head first into walls and going into epileptic seizures. My point is, kids are idiots and so is Kate Moss.

Kate Moss’ nipples again

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This may be the 5,405th time you’ve seen Kate Moss’ nipples, but this may be the first time you’ve seen them in Spain, on a boat, with her daughter. Although, I could be wrong. Look, I don’t keep a map detailing the places I’ve seen Kate’s tits. Besides, I wouldn’t tell you if I did. Because I lost it. Dammit, where did I put that map?

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Kate Moss is respectful

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Kate Moss attended the opening of the exhibition of photographs by late fashion photographer Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott in Istanbul, where according to The Daily Mail, 94% of the population is Muslim, wearing a see-through dress with no underwear. Of course, the fashion there is predominantly European so Kate didn’t have to worry about being stoned. Although, the citizens of Istanbul probably weren’t quite prepared for this. Maybe we can get those stones after all? Larger, uncensored version here.

Paparazzi Gets a Piece of Kate Moss

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Kate Moss had a bit of a hair-malfunction in Germany after promoting her new fragrance, Velvet Hour.

The supermodel returned to her Berlin hotel and while on the red carpet one of her hair extensions came tumbling off her head and onto the ground.

Of course a photographer was there with a quickness to swipe up the piece of Moss. The giddy paparazzo proudly displayed the lock of hair to his colleagues who eagerly snapped pics and secretly envied him.

Ahhh..the exciting life of the paparazzi…

Kate Moss smokes 30 cigarettes a day; sells nicotine patches for $3 a pop

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Kate Moss is losing her battle against the cigarette. According to the Daily Mail, the formerly waif-thin model is battling her nicotine addiction, and without much success. She’s supposedly trying to quit for the health of her young daughter, Lila Grace – and for the sake of her skin. According to the Mail, Kate knows she doesn’t have much longer to be a model at the top of her game, and she knows she’s making it harder on herself with the damaging effects of nicotine.

“She is trying desperately to ditch the fags as they are not good for her daughter Lila Grace, and they are not doing her skin any favours either.

“At 34, Kate knows she doesn’t have long at the top left, so has to try and look after herself better. She has been smoking like a chimney for years, and is finding it extremely difficult. She’s still on 30 a day, and can easily go through 40 if she has a night out.”

Kate’s battle against the ciggies comes amid reports she has also embarked on a healthy eating regime. Insiders say she is taking her diet and health more seriously, taking extra iron supplements and stocking up on spinach and greens. Optimistic insiders claim Kate, who had daughter Lila Grace by former squeeze Jefferson Hack, is ready to give up alcohol and coffee.

[From the Daily Mail]

Kate might want to just focus on one addiction at a time. Going after too many at once would be incredibly overwhelming, especially from the horror stories you hear about people trying to quit cigarettes. At 30, she’s certainly not one of those two-packs-a-day people you hear about, but that sure is a lot. Kat is also said to be addicted to nicotine patches, and has to frantically adjust them before photo shoots, depending on what she is wearing. But the worst part is that if ever someone asks her for a patch, the wealthy model charges people – $3 for one!

Despite buying bumper 60 packs of the patches, the supermodel is still struggling and smoking 30 cigarettes a day. One would have thought the outlay for patches wouldn’t be a worry for moneybags Kate — but she won’t part with a spare patch for less than £1.50.

A source said: “At photoshoots, Kate is always getting the nicotine patches out as she usually has to rearrange them depending on what she’s wearing for the shots. But if anyone else asks for one, she sells them for £1.50. People are very surprised when she tries to charge them for one as it’s the last thing you’d expect from a megabucks model. But she laughs with it and says it’s her little business on the side. The look on people’s faces when she says she has to make some spare cash somehow is hilarious!

[From the Daily Mail]

Yes, being stingy sure is hilarious! I think it’d be funny if Kate were joking about charging people, but from the context of the article she is very much serious about it. Maybe she recognizes that the smoking isn’t doing her face any favors, and the money is going to dry up pretty soon.

Kate Moss is shown with Kelly Osbourne at the Chanel After Party in Honor of Karl Largerfeld in London on December 5. Images thanks to PR Photos.

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