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Kanye West shot an ad for Louis Vuitton with his girlfriend Amber Rose. It was a chilling imagining of what the future will be like. Apparently in the year 3000, everyone will have their own androgynous being lying nude on their lap in an inexplicable state of bliss.
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Last night, South Park aired a skit about Kanye West being a gay fish and returning to the ocean to be with the other gay fish where he does a musical number with the infamous auto-tuner.
Kanye just put up a response and wouldn’t you know it, his caps lock was stuck again.
He said the episode hurt his feelings, but that it was funny. You see, Kanye has been working on his crazy ego and blames himself for this. It’s his fault South Park wrote him this way.
Granted, none of that explains why Kanye was shouting while writing all this. It’s sort of like apologizing to someone by yelling at them and smacking the back of your hand across your palm the whole time making it seem like you’re about to beat the crap out of them. For some reason, you get the feeling it isn’t genuine.
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There is no AI conspiracy: Yesterday, Alexis Grace was kicked off the show. Thus, disproving the rumors that AI is rigged. Unless they wanted to throw us off. Those sneaky devils. P.S. The hot one made it through.
More Heath Ledger material coming out: Indie rock group Modest Mouse plans to release the last video directed by Heath Ledger for their single, King Rat. It’s about a rat who becomes king or it could be not related to rats at all. I don’t know. What do I look like, an encyclopedia?
It’s not Kanye’s fault: A group called STOParazzi claims it was the photog’s fault that Kanye grabbed his camera and smashed it to the ground on September 11 of last year. They reason that celebrities no longer have privacy due to a mysterious man known as “The Party Crasher” who illegally sells private passenger manifests to outlets like TMZ. They vow to take down this “Party Crasher” turning the tables and making it his party that will be crashed. Muahaha. Muahahahaha.
John Mayer’s penis fell asleep: John Mayer has male genitalia?
Tom Sizemore is a master thief: Tom Sizemore stole a bunch of cell phones from a Verizon Wireless store in LA last week. To add insult to injury, he also made off with a pen and highlighter. He is now being investigated by the LAPD. Until then, the score is Tom Sizemore – 1, Verizon Wireless – 0. Eat it VZW.
T.R. Knight can’t drive: T.R. Knight collided with another car as he was going eastbound on Hollywood Blvd. and the other car was going westbound. Knight was protected by his celebrity shield while the passengers in the other car were not as lucky (they weren’t famous). They, a man and woman, were taken to the hospital.
Mask is not at fault: Carl “Mask” Lewis, who died in a car crash last week, was neither drunk nor was he street racing when his Ferrari was hit sending it into a pole and splitting it in half thereby killing him. The other driver in the Porsche, however, might have been doing both (drinking and street racing). Fate is funny that way.
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The LA City Attorney has charged Kanye West with vandalism, battery and grand theft stemming from an incident on September 11 at LAX where Kanye smashed a photog’s camera. Also charged is Kanye’s manager, Don Crowley. He’s facing two counts of vandalism, two counts of battery and two counts of grand theft.
If convicted, Kanye could spend 2.5 years in jail, Crowley could get 5.
I can see it now. Kanye has already enabled the caps lock on his keyboard and is about to smash it with both hands until coherent sentences start forming on his screen. By tomorrow he’ll have three paragraphs of “MPO AW;FM WAJF 9302FD SLFDAFEW” followed by one line of “THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!1111!!”
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By it, I’m referring to his blog which he manages to update an average of 15 times a day despite a hectic schedule. New York Magazine’s Vulture had the same burning question so they asked Kanye. Damnit. I should have thought of that. Here’s what Mr. Caps Lock had to say:
“It might [blog for] two hours in a day, it might be fifteen minutes in a day. I have two people that I hired and I tell them exactly what I want — it’s just like how a designer would work. I tell them, you know, Surface magazine, Wallpaper, Architectural Digest, Hypebeast, Bossip — go to these different blogs and keep on pulling information. And then they send it to me, and I get like 80 e-mails, and I have to check and go through them. And sometimes I’ll have my own stuff where I’ll just be in a cool place, like if I had my camera right now, I’d like photograph this stuff and go home and be really excited to blog it. You know, cause I’m in cool places all the time. So it’s a great outlet, and I’m glad so many people are reacting to it. And it’s another opportunity to present design and my opinion of the world and what I think is cool.”
In short, if you want to be as prolific a blogger as Kanye, you just have to have two assistants and be able to travel the world. Simple, really. I don’t see why you’re not doing it yourself. Look at you just sitting there typing those reports. You’re not even indiscriminately using the caps lock key. Kanye would disapprove.
[Image via Splash News]
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Kanye West got into an altercation with a photog in the UK a few hours ago. The incident led to him being arrested at his hotel in Gateshead, England. He was investigated and released without charges. TMZ says:
TMZ just spoke with the photog — who claims Kanye did, in fact, smash his face in around 2AM London time.
According to the snapper, it all went down when Kanye was leaving the club with 4 girls, upset that he was being captured on film. After getting angry, Kanye allegedly got violent — shoving the camera into the snappers face, causing a cut on his nose.
Let’s hope his boyfriend doesn’t find out. Then he’ll really be in trouble.
Next up, Kanye West’s ego speaks. Again. In an interview Wednesday, Kanye proclaimed himself to be the voice of this generation.
“I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice,” he said in an interview on Wednesday. “It’s me settling into that position of just really accepting that it’s one thing to say you want to do it and it’s another thing to really end up being like Michael Jordan.”
“There were people who had the potential to do it but they went on vacation, so when Justin went on vacation I made albums,” he said. “And it just came out to be that.”
Kanye is right. Once every two years, I play his forgettable music while cleaning out my harddrive and think the same thing. So inspiring. Singing about diamonds and relationships and LOOK, A BIRDIE! Hehehe.
Did you know you could argue that Kanye is a pathological narcissist according to the DSM-IV? Surprising, isn’t it?
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Kanye West is always complaining about awards shows. Most of the time it’s about how he doesn’t get his recognition. His subsequent temper tantrums make even the most terrible of two-year-olds turn their noses up in disgust. And, oh, look. He’s throwing another one. This time he’s pitching a fit and kicking his stuffed animals around the room over the winners of both the American and UK MTV Music Awards.
He said: “BRITNEY SPEARS over RIHANNA? Are you serious?
“I mean f****** JARED LETO? He’s my boy but he shouldn’t have won over some of those other artists.
“I won nothing last year and I’d brought out Stronger.
“Then this year, just because I was there, I won best urban act. This was L’IL WAYNE’s year.”
First of all, the MTV Video Music Awards mean nothing. If I was an artist, I’d be happier winning a gold plated dildo that someone told me to shove up my ass after konking me over my head with. Second of all, everyone knows the awards are rigged. MTV doesn’t even play music anymore. These days it’s all about Lauren Conrad eating salad and extravagant sweet sixteen parties that infuriate everyone to the point of punching a hole in their LCD or plasma. Third of all, Kanye won an award and he’s still bitching and moaning? Apparently, not even winning will shut Kanye up. Next year they should have Kanye win again, but instead of giving him a gold statute, kick him in the balls. Give him something to whine about.
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TMZ has learned that the LA County DA will not file felony charges against Kanye West or his bodyguard despite video footage showing both of them taking a photogs camera and smashing it on the ground.
Yet another example of what a celebrity should do when they get into trouble — hire attorney Blair Berk. And it doesn’t hurt that TMZ declined to prosecute the matter.
The case has been sent to the L.A. City Attorney for possible misdemeanor prosecution. No decision yet.
When asked why no charges were being filed, the DA said it was too hard to prosecute. After all, there was only video evidence. That type of stuff doesn’t stand up in court. The DA isn’t an idiot, people.
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The moment you’ve all been waiting for. A non-Brightcove-forced-browser-resize video of Kanye West attacking two paparazzi at LAX. As you can see, security answered his cries for help very quickly. Five minutes later.
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Kanye West was just arrested at LAX for felony vandalism when he smashed a photog’s camera to the ground because he was taking pictures of him at the American Airlines terminal. Erik of TMZ gives a blow by blow account of the incident (video here):
Erik says he was at Terminal 4 (American Airlines) when he noticed a still photog taking several pictures of Kanye West. Erik says West rushed the photog and grabbed his camera. A struggle ensued and the still guy was screaming, “Police, help!” Erik says Kanye then took the still camera and threw it on the ground, breaking it into pieces. (Click here to see the video)
Erik then went over to Kanye, his camera rolling, when Kanye’s bodyguard walked up to him, realized Erik was taping, and said, “Give me the camera, give me the camera.” Erik responded that he had a press pass and had a right to shoot. The assistant then grabbed the camera, ripped off the mic and viewfinder and smashed it to the ground.
Erik says Kanye then tried to leave to board his plane, but cops stopped him before he got to security. The cops then interviewed Erik, the still photog, Kanye and his assistant..
This is where it gets crazy. The cops asked Erik if he videotaped the incident and Erik said he had. That’s when Kanye lunged toward him and said, “Give me the fu***ng videotape.” Cops had to restrain Kanye as he tried coming at Erik.
Did you know some cultures believe that by taking their pictures, you’re actually stealing their soul? Kanye’s soul ain’t gonna be nobody’s bitch.
