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There was a wild rumor floating around that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake were broken up. This has actually been around for months, but once again, they were proven wrong.

Biel and Timberlake showed up at a Lakers game last night ready to suck face for the cameras. It was a sweet and possibly meticulously planned spontaneous event. Yessir, it was so romantic that we’ll be talking about this kiss for ages. They’ll even write a book about this moment. It’ll be called: “I thought that dude was gay.”

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Lending more credence to the rumor that their relationship is a sham, a source tells OK! that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have been fighting a lot lately. Mainly over Timberlake flirting with other girls. One’s whose traps don’t outsize his.

“Justin has always loved women – singing about them, looking at them, flirting with them. He can’t help it!”

“Jessica’s seen Justin flirt, but says it’s all in good fun,” the pal tells OK!. “But she has told him that if they get engaged, it’s got to end. Things seem a bit tense with them, but they’re trying to get past the rough patches.”

It also sounds like he wants Jessica to move out.

“Justin asked one of his longtime best friends how much time he’d need to give Jessica if he asked her to move out of their New York City apartment without seeming like a jerk.”

The only reason Justin hasn’t ended it is because he’s scared. If ever he breaks it off with Jessica, Justin is going to get his ass beat like Rihanna, but even worse. He’ll be telling the media that he ran into a door and that Jessica is only like this when she drinks and that, “I don’t want to talk about it.”

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A few shots of Jessica Alba in a bikini with her boyfriend Justin Timberlake in Mexico recently found their way onto the web. You can barely make out Jessica and there are only a couple of good shots of her ass. You could stare at an out of focus picture of a dog and it’d be about the same level of eroticism.

Not to leave you empty handed however, here’s something to mull over. Someone sent an email saying close friends of Justin Timberlake claim he and Jessica plan to breakup around Christmas of this year (’09) or January of next year (’10) and that the only reason they are together is because of Jessica Biel’s failing career.

Uh huh, sure. I have my doubts. It’s January right now. Going off of this rumor, that means for the whole year, they’ll have to stay together as part of a crazy business arrangement. Sounds ridiculous and pretty retarded. But then again, celebrities are just that. Besides, Jessica’s career isn’t failing. She has the Crash rip-off Powder Blue coming out this year along with Nailed, a film about a woman with a nail lodged in her head who falls in love with a young senat… oooh.

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Britney Spears joined the monkey in a top hat to sing “Human Nature” together last night at Dodger Stadium in LA. PEOPLE describes the ethereal moment:

Madonna greeted her with “Hi Britney!” And Spears, with her blonde hair flowing and red lips smiling, moved to the beat as she sang the last chorus on “Human Nature” with Madonna.

“She’s not your b—-” Madonna proclaimed, pointing at Spears who replied with her classic line: “It’s Britney, b—-!”

Madonna had to swing her around three times to get her to loosen up a little bit and, in a far cry from the 2003 smooch, kisses Spears on the hand as her platform sunk below the stage.

“4 Minutes” came on and remixed into “Vogue” as Spears disappeared from view.

An hour later, Justin Timberlake joined Madonna to sing “4 Minutes.” Reports indicate they were grinding on each other. The video tells a different story. Justin probably didn’t want to have Madonna full-on grind him because during rehearsals, it felt like she was poking him in the butt with her belt buckle or was that her… Oh. My. God!

Videos: Madonna & Britney (top), Madonna & Justin (bottom)

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Justin Timberlake is very committed to Jessica Biel. You can tell because he partied with only four hot chicks in New York while she moved herself into his house. And he shared with Leo DiCaprio.

Justin, Leo and the lovely ladies had a fun night dancing and playing beer pong at the singer’s New York City restaurant, Southern Hospitality.

“Justin definitely didn’t have Jessica on his mind that night,” says an insider.

From 6 p.m. to 2 a.m., Justin flirted, laughed, and ignored the many calls he received on his cell phone.

“He looked like he was having too good a time to be bothered.”

You can’t fault Justin for hanging out with a bunch of hot chicks while Jessica was moving in. Jessica is built like a linebacker so I doubt she had too much trouble. She probably just tossed her LCD TV’s in and out of the U-Haul like they were ugly babies. But, beer pong? Really?

Coincidentally, the picture above is of Justin and Jessica at Southern Hospitality last week. Awkward.

Source: theblemish.com

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake may finally be recording a song together. A song which was supposed to happen on Britney’s last album, but didn’t because of the bad influences of her life. Page Six writes:

…but Spears – under the influence of friends including Osama Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib – missed her recording session with Timbaland at the legendary producer’s Virginia Beach studio last August. “She just didn’t show up,” our spies said at the time.

This should be awesome. Britney will be singing about how she’s so sexy because she can finally fit into a size 8 and Justin will be praying for sweet death. I can’t wait!

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Trace Ayala, a longtime friend of Justin Timberlake, told In Touch that Justin parades around naked in front of him all the time. Discussing Justin’s role in The Love Guru, Trace says:

“I see the kid naked all the time, so if he is wearing a Speedo, I’m like ‘Yeah! He actually has clothes on!’”

The gay doesn’t stop there as Trace says they love it when Jessica Biel helps them out on their denim designs.

Surprisingly, Trace didn’t go on to say how cool it is that when he has a threesome with Jessica and Justin, Jessica likes to just sit and watch. He probably ran out of time.

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Justin Timberlake and Madonna were performing in concert when Madonna pinned Justin to the wall and in eerily similar fashion to one of my recurring nightmares, vigorously molested him with her Hulk-ish body. Gross.

Later on in the performance, Madonna chugged a bottle of champagne while holding a guitar. Possibly in defiance of public drinking laws. She’s so progressive!

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Britney Spears‘ father, Jamie Spears, has reportedly reached out to ex-flame Justin Timberlake for help with his daughter’s mental issues.

According to Life & Style magazine, Britney’s dad is planning a low key summer barbecue where Britney and Justin can talk and…probably feel a little awkward.

A source said, “Jamie reached out to Justin and asked if he’d be willing to come over to Britney’s house to talk to her face-to-face, and Justin said yes. Jamie’s hoping that by finally seeing him, she’ll be able to get some real closure, some resolution. He thinks that might be a huge help to her.”

Can someone explain to me how this is supposed to help her? Geeze, poor JT, he can’t get away from this crazy family! He’ll never live down the fact that he was Britney Spears’ first boyfriend, and it seems like her family will never let him forget it either! Move ON bitches! Leave the guy alone!

Like getting together and talking with Justin will make Britney feel better. It will probably make her feel even worse! He actually has a career, a love interest and a LIFE! Everything she is lacking. Brilliant thinking Dad!

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Scarlett Johansson has an album coming out
Realizing fans were unable to wait until May 20th to hear an album of Tom Waits covers and one original composition sung by Scarlett Johansson without dying of excitement, the studio has decided to quench the public’s thirst for the celebrity songstress by releasing the cover art. It features a peeping Tom spying on a sleeping Scarlett from inside a tree. Creepy.

Natalie Portman will be in a music video
Natalie Portman will star in Devendra Bernhart’s new music video for Carmensita off of Smokey. I have no idea who this Venezuelan fellow is or what his song sounds like, but Natalie Portman is hot so you should probably pay attention to this.

4 minutes of Madonna
The collaboration between Madonna and Justin Timberlake now has a snazzy new video. Do you think it A) Features Madonna snapping the heads off chickens or B) Jumping around on top of cars like the Incredible Hulk. If you picked A, you made the same mistake I did in thinking the video would be really cool. 4 minutes indeed.