After hours club: Douche sandwich
Source: theblemish.com
I’ve only heard about this in story books. I didn’t think a hot model bookended by two d-bags was a real phenomenon.
Archive for the ‘Joel Madden’ Category
Nicole Richie is pregnant again
Source: theblemish.com
If you can get past the disco skull on Good Charlotte’s Geocities themed website, you’ll find out that Nicole Richie is pregnant again. On Feb. 21, Joel Madden wrote:
What’s better than winning an Oscar? I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope your all feeling as good as i am right now………
First of all, no. An Oscar is still better. Second of all, I thought these two weren’t allowed to breed anymore. Between Nicole Richie’s headband obsession and Joel Madden being a douchebag, these two seem like the worst parents ever. There are no possible life skills they can teach their kids except listen to shitty music, weigh 90lbs throughout most of your adult life and there’s no such thing as too much eyeliner. Their kids would have a better chance at life if you threw them in an active volcano.
Nicole Richie is finished with Joel Madden
Source: theblemish.com
Star Magazine reports that Nicole Richie has walked out on Joel twice already. The latest was when she fled to Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week with her daughter after fighting over whatever it is D-listers fight about. Probably over who gets the last gift bag. Joel followed her to kiss and makeup, but it didn’t work and he left for LA the next day where he partied and danced with Mischa Barton. As luck would have it, Paris Hilton was there to take a picture of them and text it to Nicole. Now Nicole and Joel sleep in separate rooms.
Good. The harder it is for them to procreate the better. They should also stuff each other in a barrell and fill it with concrete. I’m not sure how that will help their marriage, but let’s just go with it for now.
Mary-Kate Olsen had a flannel party
Source: theblemish.com
Rich, semi-famous people like Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have a lot of time on their hands. When they’re not laughing at the homeless, they’re throwing whacked out parties like this. These parties usually have themes that are a throwback to a phase they grew out of from their childhood. For example, gangster rap/the urban lifestyle, flannel and minorities. Here is one of those parties. The theme was flannel, but the outcome was all retardation.
[Images via ONTD]
Joel Madden: “We Got Married! …Not!”
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
Joel Madden took to his blog this weekend, writing about how he and baby momma Nicole Richie finally got hitched.
He typed in bold letters,
CHECK OUT MY BLOG FOR A PICTURE OF ME AND MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDE. ALL I CAN SAY IS I AM SO VERY HAPPY…….
However, once you scrolled down past his uploaded photo of a wedding cake, you saw a photo of two apes in wedding attire and Joel explaining the reason for his entry,
HAHA. JUST KIDDING.
So i feel really stupid even posting this, but i’ve been getting calls and texts from my family all week asking me why they weren’t invited to my wedding. I guess the only answer i could give them was that i didnt know we were having one. So i just found out that star magazine wrote some story about a 2 MILLION dollar wedding we are supposed to be having, and thats where it came from. Sooooo if you were pissed at me for not inviting you or even telling you, dont blame me, theres nothing to worry about. Its just star magazine. How long do you think it will be before they write we called it off, or we broke up? i give them a week or two……
Nicole Richie: My Life Revolves Around Harlow, Except When it Comes to Changing Diapers!
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
Nicole Richie, Joel Madden and baby Harlow are featured in the upcoming June issue of Harper’s Bazaar.
The shoot took place at grandpa Richie’s home in Beverly Hills.
Nicole told Extra! that her whole life has changed since becoming a mother, and she wouldn’t have it any other way. “Everything I do is for her. My whole life revolves around her and I absolutely love it. I was so excited from the minute I found out I was pregnant… and it’s been nothing but an amazing ride since.”
Nicole adds that her friends adore Harlow and that they have all grown up a bit since she’s been in their lives. “I feel like my group of five to ten friends, they really love her, like she’s theirs… my friends never go outside for smoke breaks anymore, they don’t curse, they are definitely more demure. It’s actually been really interesting.”
One thing that might (or might not) surprise you is that daddy Joel does most of the dirty work when it comes to the baby. Nicole admits, “Joel actually changes more diapers than I do. It’s his time with her. He sings to her, he laughs with her, plays with her. It’s amazing.”
She adds, “I’m the luckiest girl alive right now. I have nothing to complain about.”
The magazine hits stands May 20th.
Published on May 8th, 2008
in Harlow Winter Kate Madden, Joel Madden, Nicole Richie, Photo Shoots, Uncategorized
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Not Getting Married Anytime Soon
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
Since Nicole Richie and Joel Madden had a baby the question everyone seems to be asking is, ‘When will they get married?’
“Not anytime soon,” Madden, 29, told Usmagazine.com.
The couple do plan on celebrating their first Mother’s Day together though. “I don’t have any [plans] yet but I’m going to plan something special. She is a great mom, she is super mom,” Joel said on Monday.
Little baby Harlow is a musical girl at heart, apparently taking after her father. “We turn music on and she can’t stand yet but she definitely tries to dance and move to the beat even though she’s not standing or walking.”
Does Joel Madden have cataracts?
Source: www.celebitchy.com
Nicole Richie’s fiance, Joel Madden, who turns 29 next week, could be wearing sunglasses at night because he’s a celebrity rock star, but he is said to have a real medical reason for protecting his eyes. According to Star Magazine, Joel has cataracts:
“Joel suffers from cataracts,” a source tells Star. “He has a problem with bright lights. That’s why Joel wears his shades absolutely everywhere – even indoors.” Joel’s eyes swell up when exposed to bright lights, he told a pal.
[From Star Magazine, print edition, March 10, 2008]
Cataracts are when part of the lens of the eye becomes clouded. It initially can cause blurred vision, near-sightedness and a loss of the perception of shades of blue, and can lead to blindness if not treated properly.
I thought that cataracts primarily affected older people. According to Wikipedia, genetics and a family history of cataracts can make someone vulnerable to developing them at a younger age. Exposure to radiation, such as microwave and infrared radiation, can also cause cataracts, and they have been found in higher rates among professions where people are exposed to radiation such as in pilots and glassblowers. (Pilots are thought to be exposed to radiation from outer space, according to Wikipedia.) It’s possible that as a musician Madden is exposed to electromagnetic radiation from the sound equipment, but this is pure speculation and while I can read up on it I can’t claim to understand much of it. Medical conditions and certain medications can also cause a predisposition to cataracts.
We don’t know what kind of cataracts Madden has or how severe his condition is. The typical treatment is surgery in which the lens of the eye is replaced with a plastic lens, but it is usually reserved until it is necessary, and prevention such as wearing sunglasses is recommended in the interim. Surgery is successful in 9 out of 10 cases.
We’ll have to see if this story is true, though. I looked through photos of Joel, and even recently he’s shown on the red carpet without sunglasses. His eyes also look fine. Maybe he has a mild case or this account is b.s.
He’s seen on 2/8/08 at PRIVE Las Vegas at Planet Hollywood, where he was DJing that night, thanks to PRPhotos.
Published on March 6th, 2008
in Joel Madden
Did Nicole and Joel set Benji up with Paris to get him out of their hair?
Source: www.celebitchy.com
Nicole Richie praised her baby daddy’s twin brother in her People interview, and revealed that Benji Madden is always willing to babysit her now seven week-old daughter, Harlow. Nicole also said that Harlow smiled for the first time at her uncle. According to ever-reliable Star Magazine, Benji is more of a nuisance than a help, and Nicole and Joel are said to have set him up with Paris in order to get him out of their house.
A source tells Star the 28-year-old Good Charlotte guitarist has holed up in his Glendale, California home, which he shares with his twin brother, Joel. Joe’s fiancée, Nicole Richie, and their new baby, Harlow. As a result, he “barges in on them all the time,” says the source. “Nicole insists that Joel lock their bedroom door at night because she’s afraid of Benji walking in on them.” The new arrangement is driving Joel and Nicole so crazy that they’re trying to set Benji up, adds the source!
[From Star Magazine, print edition, March 10, 2008]
According to Nicole’s People interview, Benji lives down the street, not in the same house, but he’s probably over there all the time. Who knows if this is true, but considering that Benji is with Paris now someone has to have a problem with him if they didn’t at least warn him against hooking up with her.
Benji’s ex girlfriend Sophie Monk spoke out earlier this week about rumors that the rocker left her for the heirhead. She wished her ex well, and made it clear that their breakup was mutual:
“Benji and I did not break up badly or anything like that. We both decided, as adults, our relationship had run its course and decided to move on.”
She also said: “I feel no animosity towards Benji and Paris at all and am very happy with life at the moment.”
[From RTE.ie]
How embarrassing it must be to see your ex cavorting around with Paris Hilton in “notice me!” lookalike clothing. These two immediately hit all the paparazzi targets to let the world know they were together. People are speculating that he did it to make Sophie jealous after their breakup.
Meanwhile Star Magazine notes in the article we mentioned above that gorgeous Monk was seen out having brunch with a hunky video game director, James Rubin, on February 15. It looks like she’s moved on to someone more her speed while Benji has been reduced to playing tag along with Paris Hilton.
Paris and Benji are shown in the header out at lunch yesterday and below out shopping on 2/25, thanks to Splash News.
