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Jessica Biel isn’t a great actress by any stretch of the imagination, but don’t tell her that. She’s under the impression that it’s her beauty that’s keeping her from landing those juicy film roles. She tells the June issue of Allure via Us:

“Yeah, it really is a problem. I have to be blunt.”

“I’m in there with everybody else, fighting for the good parts. Yes, The Illusionist has made a difference — but a huge, massive difference, so I can pick and choose what I want? No.”

“I just want an opportunity. If you don’t like the audition, don’t hire me! But if you don’t want to even see me — that’s hurtful. And why? You know nothing about me!”

Maybe the real problem is those linebacker shoulders Biel somehow managed to to sculpt in the last four years. Casting agents find that intimidating. They want you to get the part by banging you on a dirty couch. They don’t want you to get the part by you threatening to punch their testicles so hard into their body that they’ll be tasting them for the next month.

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Jessica Biel debuted her new Butt-Floss® product today. It’s being advertised as the perfect way to prevent skid marks before an important date. Watch out for it on QVC next week.

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There was a wild rumor floating around that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake were broken up. This has actually been around for months, but once again, they were proven wrong.

Biel and Timberlake showed up at a Lakers game last night ready to suck face for the cameras. It was a sweet and possibly meticulously planned spontaneous event. Yessir, it was so romantic that we’ll be talking about this kiss for ages. They’ll even write a book about this moment. It’ll be called: “I thought that dude was gay.”

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Good news: Jessica Biel plays a stripper in her upcoming film Powder Blue and she actually gets naked. Better news: I’m posting uncensored stills from that scene. Best news: now you don’t have to get kicked out of the theatre for public indecency when they catch you whacking off in the back row.

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Jessica Biel confirmed earlier that she will definitely be going nude for her role as a stripper in the upcoming film Powder Blue. Yesterday, Access Hollywood ran a piece about the type of training Jessica Biel had to go through to master the art of exotic dancing. It was basically an excuse to play a montage of Jessica writhing around in tight shorts. Check out the video. Feel free to ignore the parts where she talks about respect, hard work and dedication. I know I did.

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Lending more credence to the rumor that their relationship is a sham, a source tells OK! that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have been fighting a lot lately. Mainly over Timberlake flirting with other girls. One’s whose traps don’t outsize his.

“Justin has always loved women – singing about them, looking at them, flirting with them. He can’t help it!”

“Jessica’s seen Justin flirt, but says it’s all in good fun,” the pal tells OK!. “But she has told him that if they get engaged, it’s got to end. Things seem a bit tense with them, but they’re trying to get past the rough patches.”

It also sounds like he wants Jessica to move out.

“Justin asked one of his longtime best friends how much time he’d need to give Jessica if he asked her to move out of their New York City apartment without seeming like a jerk.”

The only reason Justin hasn’t ended it is because he’s scared. If ever he breaks it off with Jessica, Justin is going to get his ass beat like Rihanna, but even worse. He’ll be telling the media that he ran into a door and that Jessica is only like this when she drinks and that, “I don’t want to talk about it.”

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Mmm. Take it! Take it!

Oh, whoa. Where’d that come from. I lost total motor control for a second there. This photo of Jessica Biel blowing a sausage is apparently from the set of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake from 2003. So not only was this entertaining, but also delicious.

[Image via MeetTheFamous]

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A few shots of Jessica Alba in a bikini with her boyfriend Justin Timberlake in Mexico recently found their way onto the web. You can barely make out Jessica and there are only a couple of good shots of her ass. You could stare at an out of focus picture of a dog and it’d be about the same level of eroticism.

Not to leave you empty handed however, here’s something to mull over. Someone sent an email saying close friends of Justin Timberlake claim he and Jessica plan to breakup around Christmas of this year (’09) or January of next year (’10) and that the only reason they are together is because of Jessica Biel’s failing career.

Uh huh, sure. I have my doubts. It’s January right now. Going off of this rumor, that means for the whole year, they’ll have to stay together as part of a crazy business arrangement. Sounds ridiculous and pretty retarded. But then again, celebrities are just that. Besides, Jessica’s career isn’t failing. She has the Crash rip-off Powder Blue coming out this year along with Nailed, a film about a woman with a nail lodged in her head who falls in love with a young senat… oooh.

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Powder Blue is about a mortician, an ex-con, a suicidal ex-priest, and a stripper who are brought together on Christmas Eve. It’s the Crash of 2009. But much better because Jessica Biel plays the stripper and rumor is you get to see her tits. A fact almost evidenced by the video above and confirmed by Jessica herself in an interview with Movies.ie.

Q: I assume you’re still sticking to your policy of no nudity in the film? I heard you picked out your own body double for Nailed.

JB: “Yeah I did pick out my own body double. That was bizarre, that was very bizarre. It’s very hard to be a woman and sort of be looking at women kind of like they’re just objects. I was like, ‘I’m kind of having a male experience right now.’ It was weird. It wasn’t the best thing I’ve ever done. Anyway, I actually didn’t stick to that policy in this other film I did called Powder Blue.

Q: Where you played a stripper?

JB: “Yeah, I mean you change and you grow up and one moment it’s right and another moment it’s not right. I just take it project by project. It’s all about what makes sense for the character and what makes sense for me.”

Nudity really helps a film. Especially when perverts like me are in the audience. Granted, it’ll be pretty annoying for the other moviegoers when I keep shouting, “Where’s the fast forward button?,” and “Rewind! Rewind!”

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There was a point when Jessica Biel started looking like a monster. Her traps were twice the size of Hulk Hogan’s making it look like she enjoyed a healthy breakfast of Cheerios and steroids. I’m happy to say those dark times are almost behind us. Here’s Jessica at the Easy Virtue premiere in Rome. She must be benching 220 instead of 300 these days.