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For whatever reason, Maxim asked Jennifer Love Hewitt to pose for them again. Most likely because their Photoshop interns needed practice.

Anyway, you can see Jennifer on the May issue in which you can read about why she loves posing for Maxim:

“It’s nice to have the Maxims of the world out there, because you can look at them when you’re 80 and be like, ‘See? No, really, I was cute, I promise!’”

How she takes bubble baths (hint: in a tiara):

“My new thing is that I always take my bubble baths wearing a tiara… I am a grown-up who bathes in a tiara,” says Hewitt. “One that I got from Disneyland.”

Why she’s dating Jamie Kennedy (hint: because he’s funny?):

“The two biggest things are being trustworthy and funny,” she explains. “Humor doesn’t fade. If you’re a funny person, you will always be a funny person. You’re not just going to wake up one day and be like, ‘I’m not funny anymore.’”

Look, Jamie Kennedy is about as funny as prostate cancer and that’s not very funny at all, unless Jamie Kennedy has it. Then it’s hilarious. Jennifer must be easily amused. You could play peek-a-boo with her and she’d probably laugh herself silly until the chair she was sitting on broke because it wasn’t built for a Jennifer Love Hewitt size 2.

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Jamie Kennedy loves his plump Jennifer Love Hewitt. He doesn’t even mind she has delusions of being a size 2. He also loves the fact that a romantic evening involves eating a homemade dinner or going to Taco Bell. Mmm, edible enemas.

“She’s had weight issues too for years and was self-conscious to the point that it affected her relationships with men,” an insider tells Star. “Jamie prefers women who have a bit of meat on their bones. He makes her feel comfortable in her skin.”

“The only thing Jennifer has to worry about with Jamie,” adds the insider, “is getting too skinny!”

Whatever. You know this guy is mixing laxatives and Ipecac with Jennifer’s food. The only reason Jamie is happy is because she’s out of his league. It’s like one day he showed up to a fancy rooftop party in a janitor’s uniform and Jennifer fell in love because she thought he was being witty and ironic when really all he was there to do was unclog the toilet.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt broke up with Ross McCall earlier this year and she’s already found a new man. He goes by the name Jamie Kennedy and you may remember him from such hits as Malibu’s Most Wanted and Son of the Mask. Ergo, it’s safe to say, Hewitt fell in love with his sense of humor.

But on Seacrest’s show, Kennedy couldn’t stop gushing about her: “We’re more than dating … we’re more than in love.”

“We have an intense connection,” he said. Making a Twilight reference, he added, “She’s my Bella. I don’t want to bite her neck, but I want her to live.”

Kennedy said Hewitt is “so talented. She can sing, she can dance, she’s hilarious … and hot since she was, like, 9.”

There’s nothing more romantic than a 38-year-old expressing his love using a tween movie reference and simultaneously admitting to being a pedophile. Expect Jamie to propose to Jennifer with a ring pop in the back of his blacked out van parked outside of an elementary school.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt and her fiance Ross McCall have split. Together since 2005, the two were engaged in November of 2007, but ended their relationship in December of last year. PEOPLE reports:

“They broke up over the holidays and have ended their engagement,” says a source close to the couple. “They’re both really sad about this. Even their friends are surprised; they seemed really happy. Everyone just wants the best for both of them.”

Most recently, Jennifer Love Hewitt slimmed down because of those 2007 bikini pictures of her where everyone was calling her fat and thunder thighs. She shrugged it off and told everyone she was a healthy size 2. No one believed it and she eventually went on to lose a few pounds claiming it was for her wedding.

Anyway, it must be hard breaking up over the holidays. Especially for Jennifer Love Hewitt’s chair which is just one carton of Cherry Garcia away from finally giving out.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt was at the Hollywood Film Festival’s Gala Ceremony the other day looking pregnant. Then again, yesterday’s post could suggest it was a Laffy Taffy / Nerds hybrid baby. Why do people have to say she’s pregnant anyway? Just call her fat. I’ve been doing it for months now.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt made an appearance at a Halloween party for the L.A. Children’s Hospital. Her event fee was a table stacked with candy paid in full on delivery.

Hm, are those Fun Dips and Runts?! That Jennifer Love Hewitt is a tough negotiator.

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For whatever reason, Health Magazine must have thought it would be a riot to interview questionable size 2 actress, Jennifer Love Hewitt, who recently lost weight to make herself feel better. Health does the normal routine, asking her about her impending 30th birthday, her workout routine and her body. Jennifer goes through the motions, “I’m running a marathon,” “I enjoy yoga,” and “Enjoy your body while you’re young.” There is one gem in this interview when Jennifer offers sage advice to young impressionable girls.

How has your relationship with your body changed over the years?
…I wish I had been nude from the time I was 12 until I was 28. I looked great! I want to tell all young girls to walk around in bikinis all summer—and enjoy it. I want to tell them to never, ever feel bad about anything, because there will be that one day in your 20s when you’ll eat a hamburger and actually see the hamburger on the side of your leg. Initially it’s shocking, and you think, Whoa, I have to actually think about what I eat and work out double the amount I did before. Then you go, Well, now my body gets to make children, which is so cool. And I suddenly don’t look like a little girl anymore. I look like a woman. How exciting is that? You start to find value in other things.

I like how Jennifer defines 28 as the turning point. Coincidentally, that’s right around the time she started letting herself go and “becoming a woman.” That’s also about the time she convinced herself she was still a size 2 despite needing a shoe horn and grease to slip into her jeans. Amazing how that works. Now she says she’s no longer a little girl. Well, if this is what a woman looks like, let it be known, I much prefer little girls. You hear me? I want to have sex with little girls. Wait, no. Aw, crap.

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Last November, people were disappointed to see the results of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s eat-everything-in-sight and-wear-a-bikini diet. She defended herself by saying she didn’t have to defend herself and that everyone was mean for calling her fat because she’s only a size 2. Except, everyone laughed and said, “maybe a size 2 times 5!” Anyway, Jennifer decided to finally lose the weight to make herself feel better, not because she wanted everyone to accept her.

“I am in a pretty good workout regimen that I like, so it inspired me to keep it up,” Hewitt tells Us. “The energy level and the way I feel now is great.”

“With her, it’s not, ‘I want to look good in that dress,’” trainer Stevie Sant’Angelo tells Us. “She wanted to start moving around because she thought it would make her feel better.

“She told me, ‘They said some rude, mean things, but that’s not why I wanted to change,’” Sant’Angelo says.

Here are a few recent pictures of Jennifer. You can judge for yourself, but have you ever been to a call center where people sit 8 hours a day, only moving to reach for a bag of Cheetos? Then when they do finally get up, they have to flail their arms like they’re on a balance beam to get out of their chair because gravity has made it so most of their fat has settled in their ass causing it to become disproportionate in weight to the rest of their body? Jennifer’s butt is like that, but less so. So, I guess… good job Jennifer?

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