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Jay-Z: “Chris Brown is a walking dead man”

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Or a dead man walking. Whichever you prefer. Us Weekly learned through a source that Jay-Z, Rihanna’s mentor, was not too happy when he heard what Chris Brown did to Rihanna. “He hit the roof,” the source said. “Chris is a walking dead man. He messed with the wrong crew.” Ruh roh.

TMZ adds that luckily for Chris, he will probably not be charged for making criminal threats which is more serious than the domestic battery he’ll be hit with. They also go into more detail about what happened that night.

Here’s how it went down, according to the police report. After Chris received a text message from a woman who wrote about getting together, an argument erupted. By the way, initially, Rihanna would not tell cops what started the argument.

She did, however, tell them that during the argument, he started hitting her. According to the police report, she ordered him to drive her home and “faked a call” to someone, saying things like, “He’s dropping me off. Make sure the cops are there.”

Rihanna told cops the fake call enraged Brown. He said something to the effect of “You are really fu**ed up now. I’m going to kill you.” This statement is the basis of the criminal threats charge.

At that point, according to the report, Brown allegedly began a violent attack with his fists. At some point, Rihanna took the keys out of the ignition and threw them outside.

Rihanna ended up with eyes so swollen that she couldn’t see out of them, contusions on her face, cut lip, bloody nose and bite marks on her fingers and arms.

And if you thought Chris couldn’t possibly make things any worse, think again. He’s spoken for the first time since that night. Not through his reps, but through Facebook. He updated his page with, “You’ll begin to see her true colors. Believe it!”

Oh and you ladies will be glad to know that Chris has changed his relationship status to “single.” You know, just in case there was any ambiguity at all.

Jay-Z thought it was Halloween

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Jay-Z, Beyonce, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon all partied together on NYE. As they should have since they’re all desperate attention whores. Here they are at said celebration. As you can see, Jay-Z is wondering why his wife and Mariah are blocking him out of the shot. Maybe it has to do with the fact that he’s ugly. Dressing like Steve Urkel didn’t help either.

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Beyonce in a bikini

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Beyonce in a bikini

This is a little better. Beyonce and Jay-Z spent the day swimming, jet skiing and doing whatever it is rich people do in the Caribbean. Here they are on their fancy boat diving into the bluest of oceans. The only thing missing from this vacation is a hooker and Jay-Z running out of the cabin screaming, “Oh my god, oh my god, she’s dead. Help me throw her overboard!”

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Published on December 31st, 2008 in Beyonce, Jay-Z
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Jay-Z is mean

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Not even 14 days of marriage and Jay-Z and Beyonce are already fighting. The newlyweds were at the Hollywood Bowl in LA showing off their matching IV tats. The DJ began playing Beyonce’s “Crazy in Love” when Jay-Z rushed the stage and yelled, “F*** that. Sorry Bey but f*** that – let’s play something else.” Naturally, Beyonce was pissed and walked off. Jay-Z said it was a joke and groveled until she forgave him.

“Beyonce had been side stage for most of the night, dancing and singing along,” says a fellow reveller. But when Jay-Z got the song pulled, her mood soured. He meant it as a joke, but Beyonce didn’t take it that way.

“After he came off stage, she confronted him, demanding to know what the hell his comments had been about. She was gesturing wildly and not looking happy.

Typically I like to wait at least two months until I publicly humiliate my wife. But that’s just me. I’m not a big rap superstar like Jay-Z. Although, for his next joke, he should really consider pantsying Beyonce on stage and then pushing her over. It’ll be hilarious. Because it was a goof! Get it?!

Published on April 18th, 2008 in Beyonce, Jay-Z
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Beyonce might retire

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Beyonce’s cousin, Angelica Knowles, told the New York Daily News that Beyonce plans on retiring to become a talent scout for Jay-Z’s new Carter Music Group label. In fact, she may have already started.

Beyonce’s first protege is rumored to be an R&B artist named Chelsea Thomas. Her reps couldn’t be reached for comment.

This is good for Jay-Z because if he lets Beyonce keep performing, people may eventually start seeing her repeatedly tap the microphone in multiple short bursts. Fans will think she’s checking her mic or she’s gone crazy, but it’s actually Morse code for “Jay-Z kidnapped family. Forced to marry. Send help. So ugly.”

They served caviar and Popeye’s Chicken

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MediaTakeOut.com via Female First has some info on what went down at Jay-Z and Beyonce’s wedding. Sources say they were anxious to marry because Beyonce had a 3-week sex ban before the big day. Also, guests were searched before entering the apartment with security guards confiscating cell phones, cameras and three guns. As to what everyone had for dinner, one obviously enthused guest revealed,

“There was literally so much food! We had seven courses in total, including beluga caviar, shrimp scampi and buckets of Popeye’s Fried Chicken.”

Because nothing says celebrity wedding like caviar and Popeye’s. Although, for the record, Popeye’s Fried Chicken is gross. KFC is a thousand times better. I was eating Popeye’s the other day and I swear to God, I bit into a breast and a mouthful of oil gushed out of it. I was basically drinking oil instead of eating chicken. Plus, their meat was dry. So, if you ever plan on getting married to whoever is crazy enough to take you, I suggest ordering buckets of KFC original and some McDonald’s double cheeseburgers with Big Mac sauce because they’re just like Big Macs, but only cost $1 and it doesn’t have any of that lettuce junk. In hindsight, I guess this advice was meant more for Britney Spears than anyone else.

Jay-Z and Beyonce may have married

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Jay-Z and Beyonce are reported to have wed last Friday. While the newlyweds have been mum about the event, motor mouth Mary J. Blige wasn’t. OK! Magazine writes:

“Congratulations to my man, Jay-Z, and my girl B,” the singer announced to the audience at the beginning of her set at the Greensboro Coliseum.

The ceremony was followed by a lavish party at Jay-Z’s penthouse apartment in NYC’s Tribeca neighborhood, decorated with white orchids and the number ‘4,’ signifying the birthday number Beyonce and Jay-Z both share (Beyonce in September, Jay-Z in December). 60,000 custom-designed white orchid blooms [were flown in] from Thailand for the ceremony.

Beyonce not wanting to talk about her relationship with Jay-Z is understandable. If I was dating and eventually coerced into marrying someone that ugly, I wouldn’t talk to people about them either. Oops, did I say ugly? That was mean. I meant to say horrendously unattractive.

A Done Deal

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Congratulations to Beyonce and Jay-Z, who tied the knot on Friday night at a loft in TriBeCa.

It’s about time! I hope you crazy kids can make it last.

Does this mean a Beyonce baby is soon to come?

Jay-Z and Beyonce marrying

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After years of marriage rumors for Beyonce and Jay-Z, the two are finally tying the knot. Yesterday, April Fool’s, the two obtained a marriage license in Scarsdale, New York. A source says that Jay-Z wants to marry after finishing his tour with Mary J. Blige. The two have been together since 2002 and have rarely discussed their relationship in public.

New York’s Daily News reported this week that while Beyoncé was out of town filming for the Etta James biopic “Cadillac Records,” Jay met with her younger sister, Solange, in Miami. Sources reportedly told the paper the two discussed Jay’s proposing to Beyoncé and asking for her manager/father Mathew’s consent.

I’m not quite sure how Jay-Z landed Beyonce. She’s pretty and he’s not. My guess is it has something to do with that knife he’s holding to Beyonce’s spleen, but don’t tell the cops. You’ll ruin everything.

Beyonce and Jay-Z Obtain a Marriage License

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Beyonce, 26, and longtime boyfriend, Jay-Z, 38, might be getting hitched sometime in the next couple months.

A source says they filed for a marriage license in the state of New York Tuesday morning. The license is good for 60 days so it looks like nuptials will be happening soon.

Beyonce’s spokesperson is denying the reports.

The couple have been together for six years.

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