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This turned into a much debated thing in the comments when Hayden first showed off her “Vivere Senza Rimipianti” tattoo. The last comment by “Angel Baby” settled it by pointing out it was probably the Italian phrase “vivere senza rimpianti” which translates to “live without regret.”

What no one noticed until recently after Hayden started sunbathing on a boat in Cannes showing off the full tattoo was that it was misspelled. Hayden’s tattoo has an extra “i” in it. Bwahahaha. You suck, Hayden.

It’s a simple fix though. Just do what the teacher did to my tests throughout much of the first grade and cross out the extra “i” and write “see me after class” next to it. Trust me. It won’t look stupid at all. Relatively speaking, I mean.

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Hayden Panettiere is still in Cannes chilling on yachts in her bikini. This time it’s pink and this time she wore a cowboy hat to make it extra exciting. The best shot of the set is in the header where she’s bent over with the railing covering her face. That way you can imagine other people’s faces on her body like Megan Fox or Barack Obama.

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Hayden Panettiere is in Cannes right now because that’s where all the celebrities go this time of year. You may not know this, but I admire celebrities and their willingness to do jobs that no one else wants to do. Jobs such as reading words off a piece of paper and lounging around on yachts in France. Many say teachers are our real heroes. No my friends. That distinction goes to actors and actresses who risk their lives on a daily basis fending off heat stroke and muscle atrophy. That is to say, why aren’t they celebrated even more?

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I’m sure I’m reading too much into this, but Heroes star Hayden Panettiere really loves sex and wants it all the time like right now for instance. Hayden was overheard at a Highline Ballroom show (whatever that means) talking to a friend about David Duchovny’s sex addiction. Page Six reports:

A giggling Hayden told her friend, “Well, if I had to be addicted to something, it would be sex!”

In that case, I want to be Hayden’s enabler. It wouldn’t be a one-way street either. She can learn a lot from me, like, how to stifle tears before orgasming.

Here she is getting real friendly with her Heroes cast mate/dad on the show Adrian Padar. Based on this hug, I can safely assume that they’re totally doing it.

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Alone by herself with no one standing next to her to compare to, Hayden Panettiere looks decent. Not like that troll she always looks like. Take here at the Star Trek premiere for example. She doesn’t look like a child prostitute at all. That’s complimentary, right? Mommy said I should be nicer to celebrities.

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Hayden Panettiere returned from vacation on April 15th to discover $15,000 worth of missing jewelery from her home in LA. There were no forced signs of entry and there were several people going in and out of the house while she was gone.

All signs point to an inside job, but in any case, it shouldn’t be hard to steal from Hayden Panettiere. She’s what? Three feet tall? You could probably go into her home right now and grab a diamond necklace and play keep away with her like bullies do on playgrounds. The most resistance you’d encounter is Hayden kicking you in the shins before calling you a “meanie” and stomping off in a huff.

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Before Hayden Panettiere went on The Sunrise Morning Show in Australia, she had a get mic’d up. Reaching into her shirt to attach a mic is pretty much the most interesting thing Hayden’s done all year. Phew, I’m breathless from excitement.

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Here’s Hayden Panettiere talking on a cellphone in LA in short shorts. Is it just me or is this chick 4 feet tall? It looks like she can barely even reach door handles. It must be embarrassing for her to go to some place like Nobu and ask for a booster seat.

Nice legs, though. Now if she could just stand around and do this and refrain from being the most annoying character on Heroes.

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I’ve never seen a person try to deep throat steak before. For good reason. This isn’t going to end well.

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There was a story the other day about Hayden Panettiere being a bitch on the red carpet. Now there’s another one of her being a bitch on the set of Heroes. According to OK! Magazine, Hayden, attempting to wield what little power she has, is trying to get her ex-boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia fired.

“She refuses to be on the set at the same time as him,” the pal tells OK!. “She is making it difficult for everyone involved.”

Since the split, Hayden has been linked to a string of men including rocker Anthony Kiedis, 46, her ex Stephen Colletti, 23, and Gerard Butler, 39.

You’d think Hayden would tread carefully. Ratings for Heroes have been on a steady decline since the first season and she’s not even the most popular character, but may be the most annoying. That Japanese guy who wiggles his nose has a bigger fan base than her. That is to say, it would be fairly easy to put a bullet in the back of her character’s head and ice Hayden for the rest of the season. Wink, wink.