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It’s kind of amazing how Halle Berry is 42 yet still looks light years better than a lot of younger starlets. Maybe this is just nature’s way of playing a cruel joke on celebs like Tara Reid. Or maybe nature is trying to tell us something. Like, maybe those folds on Tara’s stomach actually form a map to the lost city of Atlantis.
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What the hell? Halle Berry is 42? What did she do, sacrifice babies on an altar? She looks at most 30 and her tits look at most 25. What’s her secret to such youthful appearance? Is it like mine where I do a few chants before punching little kids? Because I don’t know if that really works. I just enjoy doing it.
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Here’s Halle Berry on the set of Frankie and Alice with her boobs hanging out. I don’t know if that’s part of the movie. I don’t even know what the movie is about. Sure, I could head on over to IMDB and read the plot out line, but I won’t. Why? Well, answer me this. Will I get to see Halle Berry’s tits on IMDB? I rest my case.
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Halle Berry was named by Esquire as the Sexiest Woman Alive. Of 2008. The new mom gave her own acceptance speech saying sexiness is a state of mind and adds, “That’s really the only wardrobe you need for sex: a tank top and pumps.”
As far as her favorite body part on a man, she likes the forearms. “They’re generally exposed, available, a little bit vulnerable. A forearm is different with every man, and when it comes to forearms, size matters. I don’t like them slight,” says the former Bond girl.
Halle goes on to talk about orgasms and how I’m awesome at giving them to her. While she doesn’t directly come out and say it, it’s sort of implied.
Ah, yes: the big O. You know that stuff they say about a woman being responsible for her own orgasms? That’s all true. And in my case, that makes me responsible for pretty damned good orgasms these days. Much better orgasms than when I was twenty-two. And I wouldn’t let a man control that. Not anymore. Now I’d invite him to participate. I’ll tell you this: I’ve learned my tricks. I know what I like. I do not wait around. I initiate. And I’m not all about frequency. I favor intensity.
See? I told you I was good. This proves it. So don’t believe what those other girls tell you. I don’t sob during sex. It’s more of a whimper.
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These pictures are supposedly of Halle Berry in Hawaii at a photo shoot. I’m not 100% sure because the quality sucks. For a while, I thought I was staring at a ghost. Then I figured out it was Halle. For a moment there, I thought that hooker really did curse me.
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Christina Aguilera, Nicole Richie and Jennifer Lopez have all sold their babies to the highest bidder in light speed after their births. Halle Berry, on the other hand, hasn’t yet pimped out daughter Nahla. That’s not to say she won’t be doing it since photos are currently being shopped around. MSNBC explains
One magazine editor said that “photos are being shopped, but nothing’s been settled,” so we’re left to wonder if Berry will bring Nahla to the Halle Berry Celebrity Golf Classic on April 27. At the very least, the actress will be revealing her post-baby body.
Halle’s doing yoga, swimming and weight lifting to get back in shape for the golf tournament. Which makes more sense than putting a baby on the cover of a magazine. I’d rather see Halle and her post-pregnancy breasts than her baby. No matter how cute it is. Nahla could be hugging a teddy bear twice her size while Snoopy dances in front of her and I’d still kick her out of the way like Garfield does to Odie just so I could stare at her mommy’s insane rack.
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Donatella Versace told People magazine that she was the one who hooked up Halle Berry with her baby’s daddy, Gabriel Aubry.
“Of course, I was at the shoot when they met. I know him very well. I pushed a little bit. I said, ‘Why don’t you go out together.’ I said it in front of them. It went well at the shoot.”
The couple met while shooting a Versace ad in November 2005. Donatella adds, “It was a moment when both of them were single. And they are both such nice people.”
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You guys have probably been curious as to what Halle Berry named her daughter. Well wonder no more as all will be revealed. Er, I think I gave it away in the title, but if you’re a little thick, her name is Nahla Ariela Aubry.
Nahla means honeybee in Arabic, says Michael D. Cooperson, associate professor of Arabic at UCLA. The girl’s middle name Ariela comes from Hebrew and means “lion for God”.
Combining her first and middle name makes her a honeybee for God. Amazing, isn’t it. I hope one day I may have a child to give a retarded name to. I want mine to be in pig Latin. That way when parents ask me their name, I can proudly tell them and they’ll ask me what language is that and I’ll look them up and down, turn my nose up and leave. “Peon,” I’d scoff as I carried my child away.
Halle Berry names newborn daughter Nahla Ariela [Daily Mail]
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Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry have named their little kiddo.
According to Access Hollywood, the baby’s name is Nahla Ariela Aubry.
“We didn’t have a name picked out until just before we left the hospital,” said Halle. “For us it was hard to name the most important person in our life until we met her.”
I think that’s a pretty name. Nahla must mean something in some language, but when I Google it all I get is the Northern Alberta Health Libraries Association. And I refuse to do any further research. Because I’m a lazy asshole.
Anyway, I’d go on and on about how this is going to be the most beautiful child in the whole world, but then I think about Rumer Willis and I decide I better wait a few years before making that determination.
