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In news that’s probably about as exciting as that cat on your lawn, Drew Barrymore and Justin Long may be back together. They were spotted at the after-party for Grey Gar dens “giggling and kissing each other all night and leaving together.”

Remember when Drew Barrymore was interesting and did stuff like flash David Letterman and have an eating disorder? Those were better times. Happier times. More erotic times. Now she’s dating the Mac guy and all she wants to do is act like a high schooler and get fat. It’s really depressing when you think about it. Which is why I try not to. Right now I’m thinking about ponies. I can’t tell you why, but the pony I’m thinking of can fly. Wheee. What were we talking about again?

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Drew Barrymore broke up with Justin Long  eight months ago. Now they’re hanging out again and engaging in “full-on PDA.” Life & Style has the sordid details.

“They couldn’t get enough of each other. I don’t think they even noticed that there were other people in the room! In between kisses it was all smiles and laughs.” The next night, the lovers reunited at Ike sushi in Hollywood. “They sat at the sushi bar and ordered Sake and dinner. They were both in a great mood. They were smiling ear to ear the whole time, and laughing and looking they were so happy they were going to burst.”

“Once they polished off the sake, Justin ordered a Sapporo beer and split it with Drew. Justin grabbed Drew’s hand and held it on his thigh. They looked in love. They finished their dinner with him springing for the tab, and walked out arm in arm.”

The most amazing thing here is that after reading this, I still don’t care about either of them. When I hit kisses and smiles, I realized my chair spins. So, that’s what I’ve been doing for the past 30 minutes.

Source: theblemish.com

I would think for the Golden Globes celebrities would focus more on their whole ensemble rather than just their outfits. Not Drew Barrymore. She does her own thing. Here’s Drew rocking some big hair on the red carpet yesterday. It must have been a real pain in the ass to sit behind her and must have made staring at celebrities’ boobs extremely difficult. I’d punch right through her hair if she was sitting behind me, but I’d probably miss her head by about a good 5 feet.

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Drew Barrymore and that Mac guy recently ended their relationship. I know it broke some of your hearts, but don’t worry, she’s found another guy to plow by the name of Jason Segel. The dude from Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Prison Break. Us Magazine reports:

On Saturday night, the casually clad actress, 33, and Segel, 28, (who were reportedly spotted smooching November 28 at L.A.’s Chateau Marmont) hit the
Brass Monkey Bar, where they belted out the “Rainbow Connection” on the karaoke stage.

“Drew and Jason were obviously dating because they were kissing and touching each other throughout the night,” a source told Usmagazine.com.

Club performer Elaine Roberts claims they’re just friends and it’s not serious. Other sources claim they’re friends with “a little benefits.” In other news, I didn’t think I could have cared less about Drew Barrymore, but here I am, caring much, much less. Thank you Us for proving me wrong.

Source: theblemish.com

Drew Barrymore and Ed Westwick (Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl) were seen making out at Webster Hall during the Kings of Leon performance. Earlier reports claimed Drew was with Ed’s co-star Chace Crawford. That, however, was all a smokescreen to cover up the real relationship.

Following last night’s show, Westwick, wearing leather pants and pointed shoes, accompanied Barrymore to the after-party at Bowery Electric where the pair continued their PDA. Barrymore even straddled Bass — um, we mean Westwick — in a move not dissimilar to that time Serena did it with Nate on the bar. To be honest, the whole thing kind of hurt our eyes a bit, not least because at 33, Drew is definitely the Catharine to 21-year-old Westwick’s Marcus. Needless to say, he could barely conceal his smug satisfaction all night — and left wearing the same half-smile Chuck did after he bagged Blair that fateful night in season one.

What does this mean for you normal people? Nothing really. Just that Drew Barrymore likes them young. Drew probably brags to all her friends that it was the tightest ass she’s ever had. Granted, I have no idea what that means and neither do Drew’s friends.

Spotted: Chuck Bass Snogging … Drew Barrymore?!?!?! [NYMag]

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Drew Barrymore dumped Justin Long not too long ago. Attempts have been made by Justin to find a rebound girl, but reports indicate he’s still very “distraught.” So much so that he has pulled out of his directorial debut for Whip It.

“He couldn’t stand working with her and not being with her. He’s too upset,” the source said. “She dumped him. She was hot and cold. One minute she was in love with him and the next she wanted to break up with him.”

Christ. He was dumped by Drew Barrymore, not by Scarlett Johansson. I can understand if he took one day off to ponder the question of “how am I going to get laid now?,” but there’s no reason to be this upset. He makes it sound like Drew killed his dog or stole the last slice of pizza.

Source: theblemish.com

Drew Barrymore and the Mac guy, Justin Long, have broken up after nearly a year of dating. No details have been given other than a rep confirming the news. A source said that they remain friends.

God, this is boring. Justin Long should have broken up with Drew by drowning her cat. That way I could come up with a clever title like, “Justin Long hates Drew Barrymore’s wet pussy.”

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Drew Barrymore was rear-ended just before noon yesterday while driving in West Hollywood.

The driver of the vehicle who hit her immediately fled the scene. Drew attempted to follow the jerk-off, but he/she managed to get away. However, it won’t be long before the bastard is caught. Drew got the license plate number!

Har-har!

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Drew Barrymore and boyfriend Justin Long attempt to hide their faces as they leave a Hollywood bar.

Justin Long’s shoes are bright green.

Just in case you didn’t notice.

But I love Drew, and I’m always rooting for her, and she seems happy with Justin, so that’s good.

Source: www.celebitchy.com