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Cameron Diaz has a nice nice body, but a fug face. I haven’t decided if those two traits offset each other yet. I’m going to need more time to think about this. Don’t rush me, man!
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There’s no doubt in my mind that Angelina Jolie went backstage and clubbed Cameron Diaz to death after she flubbed her name while announcing the nominees for Best Actress. If Cameron hasn’t been heard from since last night, she’s probably been buried alive 6 feet under with a pronunciation key shoved in her mouth.
Here’s Brad Pitt standing next to Angelina trying to look cool.
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Cameron Diaz argued with staff at an Abercromie & Fitch store when they wouldn’t provide her with a shirt that had “Jesus Goat” printed on it. The staff said she couldn’t have it because it was the last one. Diaz got pissed and called them “dick fiends.”
The best part of this story is when they threw the shirt over her face and pushed her into a wall and fractured her jaw, forever damning her to a life of silence. Of course, that didn’t happen, but it makes you wonder, maybe it should have.
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In an interview with InStyle, Cameron talks about fashion, men and family. Her style, she explains, is simple, but her taste in men is anything but.
“My list is all about balance. You can have smart but not funny. You can have funny but not very smart. You can have intellectual but not social. But … I want it all!”
Cameron Diaz tries to be sexy all the time, but she’s not. She’s actually really, what’s the opposite of sexy? Unsexy? Whatever it is, she’s it. Why some men are bewitched by her will forever be one of the world’s greatest mysteries. She’s like that frog that’s supposed to turn into a beautiful prince/princess once you kiss it, but when you do, nothing happens. It just keeps being a stupid, ugly frog. Transform you dowdy frog. Bah. *throws frog into oncoming traffic*
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Cameron Diaz is currently filming My Sister’s Keeper in which she plays a person with leukemia. Hence, the baldness. Hello, Oscar. IMDB says:
This movie is based off of the book “My Sister’s Keeper” by Jodi Piccoult. This is from the back of the book: “Anna (Abigail Breslin) is not sick, but she might as well be. By age thirteen, she has undergone countless surgeries, transfusions, and shots so that her older sister Kate can somehow fight leukemia that has plagued her since childhood. The product of preimplantation genetic diagnosis (PGD), Anna was conceived as a bone marrow match for Kate-a life role that she has never challenged . . . until now. Like most teenagers, Anna is beginning to question who she truly is. But unlike most teenagers, she has always been defined in terms of her sister-and so Anna makes a decision that for most would be unthinkable, a decision that will tear her family apart and have perhaps fatal consequences for her sister she loves.
Uh, yeeaaa…. FAIL. A better idea would be to make that cap on her head into a cone shape. Then she can giggle and say, “Take me to your parental units.” To which I would reply, “If I did not fear incarceration from human authority figures, I would terminate your life functions by applying sufficient pressure to your blunt skull so as to force its collapse!” Except, I wouldn’t be giggling.
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Cameron Diaz is delusional. That’s the only explanation for this deeply perplexing interview with Cosmopolitan in which she says she gets hotter as she gets older.
The actress “had to have work on my nose” after a 2005 surfing accident but, she tells the U.K. Cosmopolitan in its June issue: “I’d never do anything else. I think beauty comes from the inside.”
“I feel I get better with age … I look at pictures of myself when I was 21 and think, ‘Wow, I didn’t look so bad.’ But I take more care of myself now, so in a way I feel like I look better than I did then …. I feel stronger and more confident.”
To her chagrin, she’s still battling the occasional breakout, though. “Sometimes I’ll look in the mirror and be like, ‘Damn, where did that that come from?’ Seriously! I’m 35 years old. When is this going to stop?!”
Cameron Diaz is the last person becoming more beautiful with age. When I think of Cameron Diaz, the first thing that pops into my mind is smashing my balls with a 20 pound weight. Given the choice between having sex with Cameron Diaz and raping one of Michael Vick’s pit bulls, okay, yea, I’d choose Cameron Diaz BUT don’t think for a second I didn’t weigh my options for around 30 minutes.
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Cameron Diaz looks great.
Good for her for getting back out there and putting on a brave face. I’m not exactly her biggest fan, but it’s good to see she is hanging in there after the death of her father.
As for Ashton Kutcher, you know some guys look super yummy with a 5 o’clock shadow…Ashton is not one of them. Shave that nasty sh*t, wolfman!
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Cameron Diaz looks great.
Good for her for getting back out there and putting on a brave face. I’m not exactly her biggest fan, but it’s good to see she is hanging in there after the death of her father.
As for Ashton Kutcher, you know some guys look super yummy with a 5 o’clock shadow…Ashton is not one of them. Shave that nasty sh*t, wolfman!
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Cameron Diaz has released an official statement to the public regarding the untimely death of her father.
“My mom, sister and I are deeply appreciative of the overwhelming outpouring of love and support during this difficult time for us and all of our family. My dad was loved by so many people and his humor and spirit will always live on in our hearts.”
Sad times.
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Emilion Diaz, 58, father of Cameron Diaz, died of pneumonia early Wednesday morning. News of his death was shocking as Emilio was in perfect health. TMZ says, “Diaz is currently filming her upcoming flick “My Sister’s Keeper.” A source on the set tells us production on the film was shut down today.”
Emilio was a second generation Cuban-American who worked as a foreman for an oil company. He had a bit part in his daughter’s film “There’s Something About Mary” as “Jailbird.”
Poor Cameron. The best thing for her right now is to take time off from her projects to grieve. Is five years enough or should it be a little more? Six?
