‘While I’m getting ready I like to relax with a drink – vodka and lemonade – and listen to some James Brown.  Then I’ll have a manicure and pedicure – and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black.’

- P. Diddy explains his grooming routine before a big night on the town . . like we care.

John Mayer loves the attention the media gives him - and he loves publicity stunts.

John’s latest cry for the spotlight is him trying to get us to believe he is on HGH. He leaves a medical building with a bag that says “experimental human growth hormones” on the outside of it. Yeah, like doctors write the prescription on the outside of a bag. Now maybe if it said “Medicinal Marijuana” or “Valtrex”, I might believe it…

Watch the video here.

Oh boy. I can see exactly where this show is headed.

Although Dina Lohan claims the new reality series is for the benefit of her daughter Ali’s career, me thinks it’s going to be purely self-serving.

Dina’s acting skills will be put to the test. Acting like the concerned Mother of the Year that she claims to be. Now we can see where Lindsay gets her (lack of) talent.

Oh boy, throw an attention whore in front of a camera and watch her hurl people under the bus.

Heidi Montag tells David Letterman that the reason she and Lauren Conrad stopped hanging out is that Lauren told her if she didn’t break up with Spencer they couldn’t be friends. And that’s after Lauren supposedly told Heidi how much she loved Spencer and wanted him to meet her dad. Yeah, I don’t get it either…whatever.

Basically the entire first half of the interview is about Heidi and Lauren, with Heidi talking smack as much as possible.

The second half of the interview is Heidi talking about her Rolling Stone cover with the girls of The Hills and of course, Spencer. Dave doesn’t seem to care for Spenc too much and asks Heidi, “What does he do?” And Heidi’s answer is hardly surprising. “He’s a money making media mogul.”

In what seems to be a for sure jinx of their marriage before the rings are even on their fingers, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are planning their very own version of the Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey reality show, ‘Newlyweds’.

And once again, Papa Joe is the mastermind behind it. His reasoning is that after ‘Newlyweds’ Jessica ’s career caught fire, so he’s hoping to boost Ashlee’s as well.

Well, he better think of something, because she can’t sing for sh*t!

Ashlee and Pete’s publicist is, of course, denying there is any truth to supposed MTV reality show.