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‘While I’m getting ready I like to relax with a drink – vodka and lemonade – and listen to some James Brown.  Then I’ll have a manicure and pedicure – and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black.’

- P. Diddy explains his grooming routine before a big night on the town . . like we care.

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John Mayer loves the attention the media gives him - and he loves publicity stunts.

John’s latest cry for the spotlight is him trying to get us to believe he is on HGH. He leaves a medical building with a bag that says “experimental human growth hormones” on the outside of it. Yeah, like doctors write the prescription on the outside of a bag. Now maybe if it said “Medicinal Marijuana” or “Valtrex”, I might believe it…

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Watch the video here.

Oh boy. I can see exactly where this show is headed.

Although Dina Lohan claims the new reality series is for the benefit of her daughter Ali’s career, me thinks it’s going to be purely self-serving.

Dina’s acting skills will be put to the test. Acting like the concerned Mother of the Year that she claims to be. Now we can see where Lindsay gets her (lack of) talent.

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Oh boy, throw an attention whore in front of a camera and watch her hurl people under the bus.

Heidi Montag tells David Letterman that the reason she and Lauren Conrad stopped hanging out is that Lauren told her if she didn’t break up with Spencer they couldn’t be friends. And that’s after Lauren supposedly told Heidi how much she loved Spencer and wanted him to meet her dad. Yeah, I don’t get it either…whatever.

Basically the entire first half of the interview is about Heidi and Lauren, with Heidi talking smack as much as possible.

The second half of the interview is Heidi talking about her Rolling Stone cover with the girls of The Hills and of course, Spencer. Dave doesn’t seem to care for Spenc too much and asks Heidi, “What does he do?” And Heidi’s answer is hardly surprising. “He’s a money making media mogul.”

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In what seems to be a for sure jinx of their marriage before the rings are even on their fingers, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are planning their very own version of the Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey reality show, ‘Newlyweds’.

And once again, Papa Joe is the mastermind behind it. His reasoning is that after ‘Newlyweds’ Jessica ’s career caught fire, so he’s hoping to boost Ashlee’s as well.

Well, he better think of something, because she can’t sing for sh*t!

Ashlee and Pete’s publicist is, of course, denying there is any truth to supposed MTV reality show.

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People magazine is reporting that Benji Madden is so enthralled with his new girlfriend, Paris Hilton, that he wrote a love song about her.

A love song? About Paris Hilton? I can only imagine.

Oh, Paris
My heinous heiress
your vag is truly garish
but the publicity i will cherish
though my manhood shall likely perish

Ok that sucks. Big time. But it’s probably better than the real thing. Anyhow, Paris said,

“He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio. He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me.”

“He’s my best friend. He’s just different from any guy that I’ve ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he’d be there for me, no matter what.”

Okay, but has he seen her feet yet?

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People magazine is reporting that Benji Madden is so enthralled with his new girlfriend, Paris Hilton, that he wrote a love song about her.

A love song? About Paris Hilton? I can only imagine.

Oh, Paris
My heinous heiress
your vag is truly garish
but the publicity i will cherish
though my manhood shall likely perish

Ok that sucks. Big time. But it’s probably better than the real thing. Anyhow, Paris said,

“He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio. He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me.”

“He’s my best friend. He’s just different from any guy that I’ve ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he’d be there for me, no matter what.”

Okay, but has he seen her feet yet?

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Ever since Jennifer Lopez married Marc Anthony her career has gone down the toilet.

Jennifer’s musical career has taken a turn for the worse and the movies she’s done have been less than mentionable. Not even J Lo’s once-famous ass makes headlines anymore. Kim Kardashian has the ass in the bag these days. Even if it is filled with cottage cheese.

So Ms. Lopez has done what so many other falling stars have, she scored a reality series.

Her new show on TLC will highlight her life as mother and as an entertainer, and will follow her as she promotes her new fragrance. Lopez will also co-executive produce the show. She says, “I’m looking forward to sharing this exciting journey together.”

TLC president, Angela Shapiro-Mathes, tells People.com, “Jennifer is unbelievably passionate about life and will be an incredible role model for our audience.”

It’ll be interesting as Jennifer tries to show everyone how ‘real’ she is. I’m sure she’ll downplay her lavish lifestyle and try to come off as the same old Jenny from the block. But we know better. I don’t know any Jenny on my block that wears fur eyelashes and gives her babies diamond encrusted rattles, how about you?

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Another week, another tabloid cover about Britney Spears‘ weight.

She’s fat, she’s skinny! She’s fat, she’s skinny! I swear, can’t the gossip rags come up with any new material?

Next week they will be spotlighting her ponch and starting the pregnancy rumors again. Egad.

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Too bad you can’t have plastic surgery to make you sing and dance good..

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Sidenote: Hey Kids, my mother-in-law is having major surgery today (cancer) and I won’t be posting much as we will be heading to the hospital soon. Good thoughts are appreciated.

xoxo