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“Well, I mean, I don’t have much to say. He’s crazy, and he’s an a**hole.”
- Christina Ricci doesn’t care for Vincent Gallo, who directed her in 1998 movie Buffalo 66.
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OMFG! How classic is that video and not just because it is so old. I can’t believe someone was able to figure out that was Vincent Gallo because he actually looks normal. And when it comes to Debi Mazar it is weird seeing her as a bleached blonde. BTW that pilot, Graffiti Rock, never got picked up for obvious reasons.
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Here is a gift idea ladies and gentlemen…buy a night with manwhore Vincent Gallo for that “hard to buy for” person on your Hannukah/Christmas list.
Who is Vincent Gallo you ask? He was in a bunch of films that a lot of people I guess enjoy since he is sort of “famous” but the one that has given him notoriety is “Brown Bunny.” I have to admit that I have seen “Brown Bunny,” the “art house/porn film” starring both Gallo and weirdo Chloe Sevigny. In the film there is an infamous oral sex scene which was a bit shocking because Vincent Gallo has used the movie as a general penis advertisement since then. It is full frontal and evidently the real deal. (ie- yes folks, she swallows) Piggybacking on the success of his penis on film, Vincent Gallo as offered to let women buy the use of his man meat in real life. First he offered himself up for $50,000 and though nobody thought that was a great deal he has upped it to $100,000 plus travel, food, lube, etc… This quote really makes me want to throw up in my mouth,
“Heavy-set, older red-heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill. No real female will be refused. However, I highly frown upon any male having even the slightest momentary thought or wish that they could ever become my client. No way, José.”
Awesome. Way to be politically correct Vincent. Anyway, I’m not sure how to contact him to take him up on his offer but he isn’t a small man so I guess for someone he will “rock your world.” You have to get over that paying for sex thing but guys do it all the time…right?
Source: www.celebitchy.com
Unabashed racist sperm donor Vincent Gallo made an appearance at the LA Fashion week kick-off dinner at Mr. Chow’s last night. He looks like he wants to go into hiding, but isn’t quite sure if he can give up the free food.
Gallo isn’t all about pimping himself on eBay for an exhorbitant sum. His friend Mickey Rourke revealed that Gallo helped him through a rough patch by giving him 100k in a paper bag for a brief appearance in Buffalo 66:
Rourke recalls, “I was flat broke because nobody would hire me. Vinnie called me up and said, ‘Hey, I got this thing but you gotta learn it.’
“Then he said, ‘Are you having trouble with the government?’ I told him, ‘Yeah, I owe them a lot of money.’ He said, ‘What if I give you $100,000 in a paper bag…?’
“When my scene was over, Vinnie gave me a paper bag full of money and I got on a plane the same afternoon.”
Where does someone get $100,000 in a paper bag? Obviously Gallo was keen to get rid of it quickly.
