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Victoria’s Secret girls. In bikinis!

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This was labeled as some sort of behind the scenes Victoria’s Secret bikini shoot featuring Marisa Miller, Alessadra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova. But I think we all know what’s really going on here. My fantasies have finally materialized! And once again, I’m on the outside looking in. Just like in my dreams. :(

More hotness after the jump.

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Doutzen Kroes does a fitting

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Doutzen Kroes

Newest Victoria’s Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes went to NY for a secret Victoria’s Show Fitting. In related news. Victoria’s Secret gave me the wrong directions to this secret fitting. I ended up at a police station. With no models in sight. You guys got me pretty good again. But seriously, how about the real address next time?

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This looks fun

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Miranda Kerr in underwear participates in a Victoria\'s Secret fitting in NY

Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr and Heidi Klum all showed up for a Victoria’s Secret fitting in NY a few days ago. This should be a reminder for all of you to get your lotion and Kleenex and/or vibrators ready because the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is about a month away. I don’t want to ruin anything for you guys, but I hear they’ll be in their underwear.

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Published on November 5th, 2008 in Heidi Klum, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Victorias Secret
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This is not what I expected

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Gone wild my ass

The August edition of UK GQ contains a feature titled “Victoria’s Secret Girls Gone Wild”. It has left me more than a little disappointed. Years of being bombarded by late night ads for Joe Francis’ Girls Gone Wild has led me to believe anything with the GGW moniker attached to it will feature either boob flashing, female masturbation, girl on girl sex or, hopefully, all of the above. This has none of those. In fact, it’s just a bunch of girls dressed funny. Some would even say it’s an underhanded attempt at showcasing women’s fashion. Have I been mistaken all these years. Does GQ really stand for Gay Quarterly and not Gentlemans Quarterly? Because then things would make a lot more sense. More after the jump.

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You wouldn’t dare

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Alessandra Ambrosio

Coming off the heels of slipping fourth quarter profits, the CEO of Victoria’s Secret, Sharon Turney, has labeled the lingerie company “too sexy” and wants to tone it down.

“We’ve so much gotten off our heritage … too sexy, and we use the word sexy a lot and really have forgotten the ultra feminine,” said Sharen Turney, Victoria’s Secret’s chief executive, in a call with industry analysts.

Victoria’s Secret was launched with the idea that Victoria was manor-born and lived in London, Turney said.

“I feel so strongly about us getting back to our heritage and really thinking in terms of ultra feminine and not just the word sexy and becoming much more relevant to our customer,” Turney said Thursday.

Nooooooooooo! What are they going to do? Put the models in old timey swimsuits and drape them in towels to model lingerie? An Elizabethan collar perhaps? That would be retarded not to mention an affront to God. I want to get a hard on when I watch the Victoria’s Secret show. I don’t want to be reaching for the remote and bashing my brains out with it.

On a somewhat related note, I found this interesting.

The chain was started in San Francisco in 1977 by Roy Raymond, who said he was embarrassed trying to buy lingerie for his wife and hoped to provide a comfortable place for men to shop.

Surprising because now whenever I walk into Victoria’s Secret alone, I feel like the women working there think I’m a perv. And I am. It’s just that I don’t want them thinking I’m a perv. Also, I’m tired of dealing with the police. Maybe the six times I walked in on girls changing were by accident. Have you ever thought about that Mr. You-have-the-right-to-remain-silent?

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2007, Part 3

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Alessandra Ambrosio

That should do it. Now I’m off the save the world one marshmallow at a time. As always, more under the cut.

Also check out Part 1 and Part 2.

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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2007, Part 2

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Karolina

I split the show up into 3 parts because Wordpress is a little bitch. I hate you Wordpress.

Also check out Part 1 and Part 3.

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The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2007

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Victoira’s Secret

The 2007 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place last night and featured models such as Adriana Lima , Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Selita Ebanks, Izabel Goulart, Karolina Kurkova and Marisa Miller among others walking the runway in traditional bra, panties and wings while men hid their erections with their program. Wow, it’s like sixth grade all over again.

The show will premiere December 4 on CBS at 10 p.m. et/pt. And this means nothing to the guys, but there was also a duet with Seal and Heidi Klum. That’s right. A real baby seal that they clubbed right after. It made the show both sexy and delicious. A lot more pictures after the jump. A lot.

Also check out Part 2 and Part 3.

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