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Victoria Silvstedt at the “Matrimonio alle Bahamas” Photocall.

^ Tranny anyone?

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Hey, Victoria, where are your cheeks?

I still can’t see them!

Can you just point them out to me? They’re not really, ya know, delineated. Maybe if you put something on them? Like bright pink powder. Real heavy. All over the entire side of your face. Maybe then I could figure out where your cheeks were.

Oh, that’s better. I can see them.

Okay, I’m going to start hunting for your lips now.

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These could very well be Victoria Silvstedt masturbating. It’s pretty ironic that Victoria Silvstedt and I are doing the same thing right now. I think there’s some sort of cosmic bond between us. To tell you the truth, I’ve also experienced this with Christina Aguilera, Kelly Brook, Keely Hazel, Diora Baird…. In my humble opinion all the hot people in the world have this bond and we all masturbate together at the same time.

Source: theblemish.com

You may look at this picture and think that Victoria Silvstedt is being raped, but the only thing being raped is my eyes. High res pictures appeared of Silvstedt and her pet troll yesterday and this time you can see what he looks like. I’ve concluded that he must have the greatest tongue on earth because I doubt personality alone can work this magic. Prepare for a visual assault of one of nature’s cruelest jokes.

Update: Pictures removed because of lawyers. Now you’ll never know.

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These are obviously everywhere by now. This is Victoria Silvstedt and someone who I don’t think is her husband. Let’s see what she has to say about this.

“I was attacked yesterday when a man flew out of the water and nibbled on my labia. No more questions.”

Update: Did you know lawyers needed to write so much to say so little?