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How boring is the Posh Spice reality show?

Source: seriouslyomg.com

548079121_352081fd76.jpg?v=0It is so boring that NBC has trimmed what was suppose to be 6 half hours episodes in to 1 one hour special according to Zap2It. Ouch. And I am sure NBC is struggling just to edit that one hour special. There have been rumors that the people working on the show hate working with her and that she is boring and they thought they would get Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes but they didn’t, so looks like there might be some truth the rumors.

NBC has been chronicling Posh Spice and David Beckham’s move to the United States, and I guess what they expected and what they got were two different things. The head of Alternative Programming said that "Viewers will get a first-hand glimpse into what it’s like to be one of the most sought-after celebrities in the world. Victoria’s every move is documented by the paparazzi, but only our cameras have been allowed inside the world of what being Victoria Beckham is really like." I guess what her world is really like is not as interesting as the pictures the paparazzi have been taking of her. 

If you actually want to check out Victoria Beckham: Coming to America you can do so on July 16th. I think I will be busy washing my hair, what about you?

(photo from Reuters) 

Published on June 14th, 2007 in Posh Spice
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WTF is Posh Spice wearing

Source: seriouslyomg.com

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Seriously what is up with that outfit? That is fine for alone time with David Beckham at home or a sex club, but not for a red carpet unless it is a premiere for a movie with a XXX rating.  

Is Posh Spice looking for a new BFF?

Source: seriouslyomg.com

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Now that Posh Spice is in the States it makes sense for her to have more than one friend, especially since Katie Holmes is away! That and she is probably realizing what we all think of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes here. Time for her to have a new BFF like Cameron Diaz! 

Posh Spice found a way to hide her nips

Source: seriouslyomg.com

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I wonder if NBC told Victoria Beckham that she needed to cover those things because they couldn’t air it otherwise? Either way I hope she wears them more often because we don’t really need those things. 

UPDATE: According to Entertainment Wise NBC has dropped her reality show and sent it to Bravo. Ouch NBC only moves reality shows to their sister networks when they are really bad or doing really poorly in the ratings.  Since it hasn’t aired yet we are left to assume it is really bad.

Posh Spice in another see-thru shirt

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When is she going to learn just because she is wearing black does not mean the shirt is see-thru? 

Posh Isn’t Anorexic — She’s just very controlling of what she eats

Source: www.celebitchy.com

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In the latest issue of UK’s Heat Magazine, Victoria Beckhams’s weight and her eating habits are scrutinized to find out how she maintains her skeletal figure. You may think that getting such an emaciated looking physique would be easy enough to accomplish by not eating, but according to Victoria it takes a lot of hard work to maintain her waist the size of a seven year old child.

“I became obsessed with what I looked like”, she reveals. “I would look in the mirror and check the size of my bottom, see if my double chin was getting smaller. I began living on vegetables and nothing else, but it never occured to me I had an eating disorder, because I was the same size I had always been. I thought I was just getting into shape.”

“I do control my eating, Victoria admits. “But I think there is a big difference between someone having an eating disorder and someone who is controlled about what they eat.”

From Heat Magazine, Issue 421, Week of 28-April - 4 May 2007

Shortly after that she started her diet regime she discovered that she had polycystic ovaries, but by then “the damage was done”, as all she eats now are vegetables, chicken, fruit and fish widely. Heat has a look through items you would find in Victoria’s fridge, and it includes foods such as the Diet Coke, spinach, sushi, fruits, sparkling water, and red wine.

I don’t want to judge Victoria — a lot of women in the public eye feel the need to be a certain weight, but I do think her overdiscipline when it comes to food could become borderline anorexic if not kept in check. There is nothing wrong with being health conscious, but it doesn’t seem Posh is being so controlled with her food for health reasons — it’s more out of vanity in order not to be perceived as fat.

I think everyone has body image issues , but micro-managing what you eat just in order to fit into the cute Dior dress doesn’t sound like very much fun. I eat healthy and organic, but I’m not adverse to the odd Pepperoni Passion Pizza every once in a blue moon, and it hasn’t made me balloon to the size of a blimp. It’s good for people to indulge in a little of what they fancy.

Someone should tell Posh to eat a Big Mac, maybe that would pick her mood up and get that pout of her face. I know I get in a foul mood when I’m hungry. Also, she needs to get her boobs downsized. You can’t be as thin as a matchstick and then try to pass off those grapefruit breasts as the work of a good bra, women just don’t fill out that way naturally.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Here’s Posh out shopping in London. [via]. Dlisted notes that you can get those jeans at Urban Outfitters.

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Will Posh Spice be Dancing with the Stars next season?

Source: seriouslyomg.com

441177105_a04a44cfb1.jpg?v=0The Sun is reporting that there are rumors that Posh Spice has been asked to dance on Dancing with the Stars next season. ABC is happy with surprise success they are getting with Heather Mills and they are looking for her British replacement. Since Posh Spice is not as popular here as she is over there, both think it would be a good move to make her popular here in the states. Someone from ABC had this to say, “We are halfway through the series and it has been massive. A lot is down to Heather. We really want Victoria. She’s not very popular right now, like Heather wasn’t. That’s why she’d be perfect. Also, she might get pals like Tom Cruise and Jennifer Lopez to watch her.”

I really hope she signs on to do it because I would love to see her smile which is a requirement for some of the dances. But I would fear for her dancing partner because I would be afraid to hold her too tight because she might break.

(photo from Dirty Disher

A Letter to Posh

Source: www.evilbeetgossip.com

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I thank the Beet quite often for introducing me to The Gilded Moose. It is one of the funniest, smartest, snarky sites out there and today they published quite an amusing letter to Miss Posh Spice who recently moved into Meg Ryan’s old digs in Bel Air.

Dear Posh Spice,

Welcome to Los Angeles. We are so excited to have you here! Also, congratulations of purchasing your new home in Bel Air, the one you bought (allegedly) from Meg Ryan for 20 million dollars. I bet for that much you get a full kitchen with a built in dishwasher (just think, no more dish-hands, Posh!)

But one part of this whole thing is troubling to us: WHERE WILL MEG RYAN LIVE NOW????!!! Is she just supposed to live in her car. Her car doesn’t even have a roof anymore after Puente ripped it off when he was on meth. Maybe she can stay with friends for a few months, but that gets old after a while. And Billy Crystal’s couch is not very comfortable AT ALL. Everyone knows that.

Look, all I’m saying is think about the people you’re displacing when you move into an area like Bel Air and start to gentrify it, okay. Meg Ryan has feelings too.

The Gilded Moose

When the Brits move in its all over…Where will fallen A-listers go now? Burbank? Glendale?

More Dirt - Posh and Katie Not Sitting in a Tree

Source: www.evilbeetgossip.com

It seems as though Posh and KatCruise are in a tiff.

Why you ask? Perhaps it has something to do with Posh slamming the Science religion. There are all sorts of fun quotes here but it’s my sacred duty to distill them into one comedy nugget. Here goes:

According to Victoria’s friend, it all boils down to this: “Scientology is an expensive religion; Victoria is too cheap to convert.”According to the NY Daily News, Victoria told a pal: “There’s no way I’d spend any money on that nonsense,” regarding the cultish “religion.”

You got it, the issue isn’t Xenu or the fact that the religion was written about 40 years ago by a guy whacked out of his mind on sedatives, no it’s all about the finances baby.

Posh remembers those pre-Spice days, back when she was eating Chef Boyardee out of a can. And who can blame her? Baby Spice is probably working the street right now.

Posh Spice says no to size zeros modeling her jeans!

Source: seriouslyomg.com

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VICTORIA BECKHAM is showing zero tolerance for ultra-thin models — and has banned them from promoting her fashion label. Yes, that’s right. Size zero Posh — who can make skinny jeans look baggy — does not want women like her to model her new denim range. Instead the ex SPICE GIRL has hired curvy girls such as DANIELLA SARAHYBA for the job. The former pin up for Sports Illustrated mag is well known in the industry for being slightly bigger than the usual catwalk strutters. Some cynics say Victoria has picked curvy women so she will look better standing next to them when she launches the brand in LA. But friends say she only wants to hire girls who have more curves than she does because they look more “natural”. Victoria recently said: “I know quite a few models and they actually eat, they’re just naturally thin girls.” Talking about her new range she added: “I am completely obsessed about jeans. “I have started wearing high-waist jeans but they do really squeeze you in round the waist and by the end of the day I was beginning to have mental images of my epitaph, ‘Victoria Beckham, done in by denim.’” A source said: “Victoria wants to give out a positive image that you don’t have to be ultra skinny to look good. Many of the models on the catwalk make young girls feel insecure about their own bodies. “Victoria doesn’t want to be accused of giving young girls a complex about their image and putting pressure on them to be as skinny as her.”

The Sun Bizarre (story) and DVB Style (photo)

Good for her for not wanting girls to get a complex over their images. For someone like her to take a stand against size zeros maybe there is more hope others will listen.

Published on February 19th, 2007 in Posh Spice
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