• Britney Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline were both in Las Vegas this weekend, however, their “people” made sure they didn’t bump into one another. While Britney spent the entire weekend in Sin City with her father celebrating Father’s Day, Federline left town on Saturday so he could spend the holiday with the boys. Britney and dad Jamie went to the Cinevegas party at the Palms Place and retired early. K-Fed and his entourage arrived at Prive at 1am where he was also honored as “Father of the Year”. His crew partied until after 3am.

• Britain’s Princess Eugenie, 18, has been reprimanded by her school after being caught running around naked on her college campus with group of girls. Reports suggest the girls had been drinking and were pulling an end of the the year prank. A staff member awoke to the girls giggling and screaming and found them dancing around outside without any clothes on. No boys were present and they don’t believe any drugs were involved. Princess Eugenie is the daughter of Prince Andrew, Duke of York, and Sarah Ferguson and is sixth in line to the British throne.

• Kid Rock, 37, was rushed to the hospital in Nottingham, England minutes before going on stage Friday. Reports say he was suffering from stomach cramps and dehydration. Rock was due to hit the stage at the Download Festival at 3:30 pm but an announcement over the PA system said, “We’ve had the curse of Download. Kid Rock is not very well, we’ve had to rush him to hospital in Nottingham. He apologizes to his fans.” Judas Priest and Disturbed played longer shows in his place. Rock had been partying late the night before at Central London’s Whisky Mist nightclub.

• Kat Von D’s record for the most tattoos done in a 24-hour period has been broken by Oliver Peck. Peck, 36, a tattoo artist for and co-owner of Elm Street Tattoo in Dallas, Texas performed 415 tattoos from midnight Thursday to midnight Friday the 13th.
  “It’s an adrenaline rush,” he said.
  Peck tattooed the number 13 on about every body part imaginable, even some rears.
  He was awarded the honor by Guinness adjudicator Danny Girton Jr., and will be mentioned in the Guinness Book of Records.

• Snoop Dogg’s wife, Shante Broadus, was arrested at 12:15 AM PT Saturday morning in Fullerton, California for driving under the influence. She was released with a citation. Snoop and Shante were married in 1997 and have three children. They have been together since high school.

Brooke Hogan recently spoke with E! channel’s Michael Yo (off-air) about her mother’s relationship with a boy man who is 29-years younger.

“I’m totally freaked out,” she admitted. “I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.”

The blond youngster whom Linda has sunk her meathooks into is Charley Hill, 19 - a former classmate of Brooke and Nick’s!

“I went to school with him. He was a grade under me. Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us.”

Brooke also confessed that she is struggling to deal with all the scandal that has been tearing her family apart.

She said, “I am just staying the course and dealing with it and supporting my family. I’m actually on my way to see Nick now. You know, I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It’s crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best.”

Ok, first off. The age. I’m not usually bothered too much by age differences, but it’s obvious that Linda is trying to jump start her stale sex-life or she is trying to prove something. Most likely both. She wants to prove that she still “has it” and is still a hot commodity. I highly doubt she actually has a connection with a 19-year old. I mean, c’mon, she’s pushing 50. It’s all about the dick, baby.

And doesn’t Gnarly Charley looks like a 19-year-old Hulkster!? Kinda creepy - although not quite as creepy as Hulk dating a chick that looks like his daughter’s twin I suppose!

[Below: Hulk talks to Larry King about Nick and God]

Watch the video here.

Oh boy. I can see exactly where this show is headed.

Although Dina Lohan claims the new reality series is for the benefit of her daughter Ali’s career, me thinks it’s going to be purely self-serving.

Dina’s acting skills will be put to the test. Acting like the concerned Mother of the Year that she claims to be. Now we can see where Lindsay gets her (lack of) talent.

Larry Birkhead Takes Baby Dannielynn to The Simpsons Ride Opening Celebration, Universal Studios.

Hey Smackaholics! It’s Friday, hooray!

Looks like I am not going to have time to post today, we are hosting a party here tonight and I have lots to do. So…check my link dump below for some great sites. I will get some posting done this weekend so check back, bitches!

I can’t resist posting a brief note about what’s going on in Hollywood today so here it goes..

• TMZ is reporting that Ellen and Portia are getting hitched! Since the state of California struck down the law banning gay marriage, the couple are anxious to tie the knot. Watch today’s Ellen for the official announcement!

• Yes, people are still talking about Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson breaking up. Tony apparently couldn’t deal with Papa Joe or the crazy media surrounding their relationship. Even though the couple are split up, it’s being reported that he still plans on accompanying Jess to Ashlee’s wedding this weekend. Awkward. Gawd, no wonder Jessica has been hitting the bottle! She keeps getting dumped since dumping her husband. Bitch thought she was going to find someone better and as she is probably learning, she had it pretty good with Nick.

• Dina and Ali Lohan talk with Extra! and try to convince us that they are a normal family, that Dina is a great mother and that she is NOT pimping out her children. The interview is totally boring, with Dina and Ali answering questions just like you would expect, blah, blah, blah. But when AJ Calloway asks Dina about Lindsay’s cameo in the new N.E.R.D. video, “Everybody Nose”, a song about cocaine use, things get a little heated. Dina’s bitch publicist loses it.

• Paris Hilton says Benji Madden wants to marry her. This bitch will milk the wedding before she is even engaged!

• Brad and Angelina are in Cannes and they are of course looking ultra fabulous. Angelina, who is preggers with twins, is as big as a house but looks amazing, still.