Source: theblemish.com
Uma Thurman was playing at the beach in one of the ugliest bikinis I have ever seen. It looks like she time traveled from 1950 and the brave new world shunned her so much, they threw her into the ocean. This isn’t even a bikini. All Uma did was start swimming in her granny panties. Honestly, I don’t know why I put so many more pictures after the jump. Bonus, Uma Thurman rocks the Britney ass.
Source: theblemish.com
Today the heavens bestow upon us a most beautiful sight. Can there be anyone sexier in a bikini than Uma Thurman? “No way,” cry the masses, “Those swinging udders are hawt!”. I tip my hat to these people for they have something I wish I had at this very moment. An abnormally strong gag reflex.
Source: www.evilbeetgossip.com
I think Letterman’s joke about Uma meeting Oprah was fine. He was noting odd two syllable names. Whatever.
Uma Thurman and hotelier Andre Balazs have ended their three-year, on-again, off-again relationship, a source close to the actress tells PEOPLE.
I might have dated her right after Kill Bill 2 wrapped shooting. Maybe. If she offered to teach me kung fu for instance. Now? Egh.
So to recap, Uma has broken up with some guy, unlike Oprah who is still with the guy who’s not into women.
Good.
Source: www.celebitchy.com
There have been some recent statements by 36 year-old Uma Thurman that make it sound like she’s a little depressed as she gets older and her sex symbol status diminishes. She supposedly said that guys don’t hit on her, but I would suspect that quote is made up since the wording sounds decidedly British and I can’t find a source:
Men rarely chat me up, if I’m honest. And certainly not the right sort. ‘I’m not sure what the right sort is, although cheesy chat-up lines definitely don’t work on me. I’ve heard quite a few of those. The worst has to be, ‘Hey, has anyone ever told you that you look like Uma Thurman?’
And she’s also bemoaned her “sagging” body, which still looks great. This was also reported in a British magazine, but the quote sounds a little more realistic to me:
‘I really like the gym but I never find time to go when I’m working,’ she tells The Mail On Sunday.
‘I work and then I have my personal life with my kids, so I am left with an ever-softening body… my ever-sagging body.’
That just happens when you get older, but why sweat it when you still look better than 90% of the women in your age bracket? Thurman is gorgeous, she just needs to work it a little more and hire a makeup artist before she goes to events. She’s using crappy mascara here that doesn’t even cover her lashes, just a smudge of eyeliner, and she doesn’t even seem to have foundation on. Many celebrities look too made up before events, or they do it poorly themselves with a heavy hand like Gwyneth Paltrow, but Thurman looks like she spent five minutes in front of the mirror applying less than the basics and just said ‘f it.
Thurman is shown at 5th Annual Women of Discovery Awards in New York on 3/1/07. Pictures from Gossip Rocks.
