Uma Thurman was on a cruise in Corsica with her millionaire Swiss boyfriend the other day and she thought it would be cool to make fun of the starving kids in Ethiopia. The Daily Mail says it’s because she just stuffed herself, but I know mockery when I see it. Shame on you and your distended stomach Uma. How can you be so insensitive?

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In April 2000, Uma Thurman signed a two-year deal with French cosmetics giant Lancome in which she would make $5.8 million for the first two years and $3.1 million for each additional year. The contract lapsed and Lancome affiliates continued to use Uma’s name and face to promote their products. Uma demanded $1 million for the unauthorized use. Now Lancome, in a surprise move, has filed suit against Uma Thurman. The suit alleges “the contract relieves the company of responsibility if third parties use her name and face after the contract lapses.” Uma’s lawyer responded with:

“I thought we were negotiating in good faith,” Fields said Thursday. “I guess the French decided to strike a pre-emptive blow.”

I was confused when I read this because initially I thought Lancome sued Uma for being so ugly. Evidently, that was not the case, but it should have been.

Even though Uma Thurman is known for her acting talent and unique beauty she admits she still feels like she’s the goofy looking kid she once was.

She says, “I had baby fat and a big nose, big lips and big eyes that looked like they were taped to the side of my head. I was tall, really young and I had a funny name. I had not grown into my features. I was just trying to make it from history to English class and still feel good.”

She says her looks made her more ambitious to succeed.

“I didn’t feel doors were going to fly open for me for being cute, so I worked hard at everything.”

Lucky for Uma she grew into those features and has turned out beautifully. Here she is at the 35th Annual Film Society of Lincoln Center Gala Tribute to Meryl Streep yesterday.

Uma Thurman picks up her son, Levon, from what I assume is his 100th day of school.

I assume this because she’s carrying what appears to be a paper hat that says “100th Day of School” on it, and he’s wearing a little badge that has the number 100 on it.

Dude, they never did shit like that at my school. By the time I was Levon’s age, they were too busy worrying that we wouldn’t be properly prepared for our SATs to waste our time making paper hats. I assume that’s why I’m so well-adjusted.

My mother and I had an amusing conversation about this today (my well-adjustedness). She was explaining to me how she almost never left me with a babysitter when I was a kid. She was afraid I’d grow up and have “abandonment issues.” And it’s funny, because I don’t have any abandonment issues, I just have every other issue known to man. So whatever. Here’s the moral: just hire a damn babysitter. It’s not gonna matter in the long run.