Source: theblemish.com

Tyra Banks’ fear of taking off her wig in bed has retarded her sex life. She is said to be very insecure about being seen without her wig and extensions because guys may be turned off.

“Tyra feels like guys are with her for her image that they see on TV and in magazines. If one wakes up without her glamorous hair, she’s worried he may not call back!”

I wonder if Tyra looks like Hulk Hogan without her wig or if it’s more patchy like she has mange. That could actually be useful in her line of work. Whenever she visits burn victims or cancer patients, she can take off her fake hair and cry, “I’m just like youuuu!” The kids will be so scared that they’ll defecate themselves, the nurses will drop their bedpans in order to form a cross with their fingers and the doctors will try to stab her with enough horse tranquilizer to put her out of her misery. Wait, did I say useful? Sorry, I meant to say horrifying.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Tyra Banks is a little insecure about her wig when it comes to hitting the sack with a guy, and it’s hurting her love life.

Tyra has a hard time getting intimate with anyone because she’s freaked out about showing anyone her real hair!

A source said,

“Tyra is a confident woman for the most part, but she is really insecure about her hair. She doesn’t want any guy to see her without her wigs or hair extensions. Tyra feels like guys are with her for her image that they see on TV and in magazines. If one wakes up without her glamorous hair, she’s worried he may not call back!”

So much for running your fingers through her hair while getting a BJ from Tyra, guys! But seriously, when has bad hair ever stopped a guy from wanting to get laid? Hell, most of them would bang her wig if given the opportunity!  Bitch, please!

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Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Tila Tequila on her bisexuality.

Source: theblemish.com

When you run the world’s dumbest women oriented talk show, you have to have the world’s most ridiculous segments. Which is why Tyra Banks devoted a whole hour to the vagina. Tyra brought on an expert and a vagina puppet to teach the audience about the clitoris, labia, urethra and other mysteries of the vagina. Look, if you’re an adult woman and you don’t know what the clitoris is then you should really call me because I may have some sexy moves that will blow your mind.

Source: seriouslyomg.com

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

I wish someone would fill me in because the dress is confusing me.

What in the hell is going on with that thang?! It looks like she burned a hole in the left breast area and patched it up with foil and duct tape or something.

And the hair..the hair has got to improve. I love Tyra, I really do, but the wig is just so not believable to me. I think it’s the bangs. It might be the color. Who knows, but I’m not feeling this whole look!

Photo Credit: CelebUtopia

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Other Tyra Banks News:

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Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Tyra Banks in 1994 and 2007

Source: theblemish.com

Tyra Banks modeled for a photo shoot, but I have no idea why. She was 160 pounds last I checked, so she’s probably 170 now. Is this for the Sears plus size line? Oh crap, I shouldn’t have said that. She cried and said to “kiss her fat ass” last time people made fun of her weight, didn’t she? I feel bad now. I’d like to take a moment and say, “Fatty fat fat fat.” Fatty wan’t this ice cream bar? Well, go get it. Hehe, look at those thighs jiggle when she runs.

Source: theblemish.com

Us Magazine interviewed Martin Snow who trains that fatty Tyra Banks. Martin says he makes Tyra throw medicine balls and hit a tire with a sledgehammer among other workouts. Um, is Tyra Banks a Spartan?

US: What is a typical routine?
MS: I bring her over to the park. We will do some warm-ups, some running drills, a parachute run, where I put a parachute around her and she runs with it. We will do some medicine work where she will take heavy medicine balls and run and chase after them, and throw them at at different angles. We challenged these guys to handball but they punked out. A game like handball is great. And then we do kettle bells. I bring them out to the park. They are fantastic tools. For women, they are awesome. They target the core and you can do it every day. She is getting a pair for home and for work.

US:How often does she workout?
MS: She comes in around three times a week now. And each time it’s different. We will take these old tractor tires and she will swing sledgehammers. We do bags filled with sand. And of course the boxing.

Kettle bells? Parachute runs? Handball? What the hell is this. Instead of wheezing at me, is she planning to chase me down and beat me up the next time I call her a fatty? Because all of this looks like the abridged version of the Gym Jones work out. Whatever. I bet that fatty still can’t catch me. I’m like the Gingerbread Man and I’ve been known to be twice as tasty. Pics of Tyra in a green bikini after the jump.

Source: www.evilbeetgossip.com

At the grand opening of The Cove Atlantis in the Bahamas. DJ Lohan on the mic, yo. You know, if I’m ever a DJ, I think I’m going to go by DJ Tanner.