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Here’s Heidi and Spencer at the finale of The Hills. I wonder what Heidi is going to do now that The Hills have ended? Is she going to beg the producers to let her onto that other show or will she fade not so quietly into obscurity? If Spencer has anything to say about it, my guess is that they’ll live on through online antics broadcast on YouTube where they can trade their dignity for page views. Just like us! Watch out for the “Spencer gets an enema from Heidi and likes it” video coming in 2009.

Update: Nevermind, looks like The Hills is continuing for at least another season.

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Kind of. Tom Cruise taped an interview with MTV Canada’s The After Show to promote his movie Valkryie during which he was asked about The Hills. Specifically, about Spencer and Heidi’s elopement. Cruise, who had to be told what a “Hills” was, gave Spencer some sage advice:

“If the girl wants the wedding, you gotta do the wedding,” Cruise said. “It’s a special occasion, and she’ll remember it forever. Spencer … dude … you’ll realize this later.”

Listen to Tom, he knows how to control women. You lavish them with gifts and whisper sweet nothings in their ear and inject them with muscle relaxants. You don’t force them to get breast augmentation and a nose job and a shotgun wedding in Mexico. That path will always lead to resentment and fleeting fame. The trick is to stretch your 15 minutes into 15 years. Sigh. Spencer will never learn. He’ll always be a poor man’s Tom Cruise.

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If you thought you’d never hear a lively discussion about the Large Hadron Collider on The Hills, you’d be partially correct. Because in this clip when Audrina Partidge’s friend explains that the LHC is being used to collide subatomic particles together, a worried look flashes across Audrina’s face and afraid that people will know how much of an idiot she is if she continues the conversation, she changes the subject. Dumb people are funny.

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MTV just released a preview of the new Whitney Port helmed reality series The City. That’s right folks. She’s moving from The Hills to New York. Check the preview above and let out a woeful sigh with me. *Sigh* Since I’m at a loss for words, I’ll let Captain Picard describe my frustration.

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Four confusingly long years later, The Hills may finally be coming to an end. Rumors of salary disputes and troubled friendships are one of many nails in the coffin for the unspectacular series. Add to that the fact that Whitney Port has moved to New York and Audrina can’t stand being anywhere near Lauren anymore. Even recently at a club, a witness said, “Lauren looked uncomfortable and like she was going to be sick,” describing the mood when Audrina sat down next to her.

As Audrina attacked Lauren over her alleged fling with her ex Justin “Bobby” Brescia, 25, a tearful Lauren yelled, “Because of you, everyone thinks I’m a bad friend and a slut!” says the source.

Now, a pal of Lauren tells OK!, “She isn’t sure what to do. As of right now, she hasn’t signed on for the next season.”

During an appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres show, Audrina was vocal about her indecision. As always, money seems to be the main factor. Audrina has been asking for a bump in pay to star alongside Lauren. Below is a breakdown of what each cast member is currently being paid per episode:

LAUREN: $75,000
HEIDI: $65,000
SPENCER: $65,000
AUDRINA: $35,000
BRODY$10,000

Given that there were 33 episodes last season and there are at least 11 this season, you’ll be sickened to know Lauren, Heidi, Spencer and Audrina could stand to make more than a million this year for simply looking into a camera and showing contrived emotion. Think about that as you bash your head into the $5 non-ergonomic Office Depot keyboard provided to you by your company.

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During an interview with MTV’s Josh Horowitz to promote Battle in Seattle and in between calling Josh an asshole and suggesting she’s into kinky sex, Charlize Theron ponders why The Hills is popular.

MTV: You have said that you are now up on “The Hills,” so I have a question: Do you think Lo is treating Audrina fairly?

Theron: [Long pause, laughs.] So I watched a couple episodes. I was doing a world tour at the time, so I watched them in a couple languages. I realized that this f—ing show is huge. Now I’m going to ask you a question: Why?

MTV: Why what?

Theron: Why is it so big? It’s about nothing! This is a free country. Freedom of speech! You can tell me right now to my face that “Reindeer Games” was a piece of sh–. That’s totally fine. But “The Hills” is about nothing. I think the girls are beautiful and when they cry their mascara runs and that’s real, but I don’t get it! [Pause.] I am a nana. I’ll just take it. I am a nana. Maybe I need to watch the shows some more.

Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Charlize Theron thinks you should all go fuck yourselves. That’s what she was trying to say, right? If it’s not, maybe Charlize would like to clarify. Over dinner perhaps? I’ll bring the condoms and laxatives.

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A sadomasochistic New York Times critic reviewed the new season of The Hills premiering tonight, labeling Heidi Montag a feminist hero.

Her career-mindedness sets their relationship off course. Heidi identifies the problem with no name: a boyfriend who sits around an apartment decorated to look like an ’80s video arcade while trying to deny Heidi a real wedding with the glory of registering. Her groundswell of self-assertion begins when he insists on eloping, prompting Heidi to declare, “This isn’t, like, Spencer’s relationship and you decide what we do.”

The full-on joyous Oprah-fication of Heidi culminates with the show’s return and gives “The Hills” a new momentum. After taking a break from Spencer at her parents’ modest house in Crested Butte, Colo., Heidi returns to Los Angeles to kick him out and chastises him for taking her flat-screen TV with him. How proud Gloria Allred would be.

What the hell? Half of this review made no sense to me. Mostly because my reading comprehension is on par with that of a six year old’s. We’re talking about Heidi Montag the airhead who models herself after a blow-up doll, correct? I’ve always had the impression Heidi’s idea of self-assertion was asking Spencer to “use a condom” or telling him “not in my hair.” Nevertheless, glad to see Heidi finally standing up for herself and not falling prey to Spencer’s mind games. Then again, it’s not really that impressive. If you could see inside Spencer’s head, you’d see a little kid trying to draw a castle on an Etch-a-Sketch, but then giving up, putting on some footy pj’s and taking a nap.

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This isn’t really news anymore, but The Hills is fake. Producers of the hit MTV show felt a little puckish and hoped someone on the show would hook-up with a local when they were shooting in France to make the show look better. To help their plot line along they sent the word out to French publicists for any guys to set the girls up with. Soon enough, they were set up with the band Rock & Roll, “the King Cobras of New Wave Rock.â€? Whatever that means. Page Six also says Spencer and Heidi breaking up is bs.

“Lauren was filmed riding off with the guitar player, Matthias, on the back of his bike,â€? our source said. “They hooked up.â€? The band’s biggest hit is “Loser, Boozer, Jacuzzi-User.â€?

“We headed straight for the bar, and Spencer walks right by us from the bathroom back to his table with Heidi,â€? said our source. “Within five minutes they were hustled out because Lauren and her entourage were coming over to Koi and wouldn’t be in the same room as them.â€?

What does this mean to you, the average person who doesn’t watch this drivel? Absolutely nothing. Just know that your lives are probably much more interesting than these people’s would be if they weren’t on reality tv. Without this show, Lauren Conrad would have drank herself to death, Heidi would either be a gold digging pregnant girlfriend addicted to alcohol and blow or she’d be doing porn and Spencer would have his ass kicked every week at the same bar because he just seems like a douche.

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via The Disney Blog
Bravo! Bravo!
That is scary how well it works when you do some editing to the video of Zac Efron doing Bet On It and add the audio from The Hills are Alive with the Sound Music to it! You would never know that was not that original purpose of that scene!!!

BTW here is the original version of Zac Efron doing Bet On It from High School Musical 2:

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MTV’s biggest reality show, The Hills, has been criticized for producing its own version of reality. It’s unclear how many fans have been jilted following numerous reports suggesting their reality show is actually a loosely scripted drama marketed for teens. Hoping to keep the faith alive, Audrina Patridge showed up last night at Les Deux and insisted The Hills is very much reality.

“Lauren and me are real friends,” says Patridge. “We live in our apartment. That’s real, like where we work, everything. The situations are real.”

Qualifying her statement, she adds: “I mean, they might be kinda like, ‘Okay, we want you to go to Les Deux tonight,’ so we go and whatever happens, happens. And they might do things to tweak it a little bit, but our reactions—it’s totally real. It’s reality.”

So, Audrina is trying to convince everyone The Hills is real by saying the people are real, the salads they eat are real, and the restaurants they go to do in fact exist. Then at the same time she says producers tell them where to go and what to do which in some circles (read: everywhere) could be considered acting. Whew, I’m glad she cleared that up. It’s a good thing Audrina practiced that little speech because she might have sounded like a complete retard.

Some old bikini shots of Audrina just because.