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I can’t tell you how bummed out I am to have missed Kevin Federline at the Teen Choice Awards. Luckily, someone posted his performance on Youtube. K-Fed said he was going to go for the oh-my-god factor, but I don’t think I saw anything like that. Unless the reaction he wanted was “Oh my god, he actually showed his face.” His music is pretty bad and his performance would shame even Hellen Keller. I hope you have as much fun as I did watching him do the chicken dance.

Britney Spears was also at the Teen Choice Awards to introduce her man. I would like to point out that this is the girl you masturbated to 6 years ago. Disturbing, isn’t it?

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The Teen Choice Awards always provides with entertainment in the form of pictures. Pictures such as those of Brandon Routh who’s t-shirt is as puzzling as his sexuality, Rachel Bilson who is tiny, Johnny Depp still being grungy, Keanu Reeves looking like a well dressed homeless man, Carmen Electra’s breasts touching Jessica Simpson’s breasts, Jessica Alba with the Fez guy and more.

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Kevin Federline is going to host the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday. He is closing the show with a performance and plans to go for the oh-my-god factor. I was planning on watching a comedy, but I didn’t know which one. Kevin just made my day.

I’m not freaked out at all, man. There ain’t no way. I’m ready. It’s going to be incredible. I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve here and there.

Usually when someone pulls an oh-my-god stunt, it invovles something shocking like 3 women kissing each other at the same time or throwing feces into the crowd. It does not mean people go “oh my god, it’s worse than I imagined” and slit their wrists after you perform, but what do I know, I’m not half the genius K-Fed is.