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Have you been watching the MTV show Paris Hilton’s My New BFF? You have? Okay, go kill yourself. But not before you watch this. I wouldn’t want you to die without good reason.

In this uncensored clip, attention whore Onch and attention whore Zui re-enacted 2 Girls, 1 Cup in a jacuzzi on the show. It was unnecessary and disturbing. Onch, he/she/it is gay right? Because it looks like he’s getting hard/wet feeling Zui up. I don’t know. If you want to feel dirty, the kind of dirty you can only wash off with steel wool, and shameful, watch and decide for yourself.

Via Dlisted

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After 10 years of playing the first couple minutes of music videos and filling the screen with annoying speech bubbles and scrolling text from fans, MTV’s TRL is finally closing it’s doors. Dave Sirulnick, executive producer, stressed that it wasn’t ending, it’s just taking a break. Sort of like what your girlfriend tells you before she goes off to Cabo and bangs a bunch of strangers she can’t remember the names of.

“We want to close this era of `TRL’ in a big celebratory way, and 10 is a great number,” Sirulnick said. “And 10 is the number that `TRL’ counted down every single day for 10 years, and we hit this 10th (anniversary) and we thought, `You know what? This feels like the right time and let’s celebrate it and let’s reward it. And let’s let it have a little bit of a rest for a minute.’ Let it catch its breath! Been working hard — for 10 years!”

As Dave has proven. 10 is a very important number, but it is not just limited to these few talking points. For example, 10 is also the number of shots I have to take to make watching TRL bearable. 10 is also the number of minutes of actual music video that’s played. Lastly, 10 is also the number of hookers I’ve killed and stuffed in my trunk while listening to a song that’s been played on TRL. See, Dave? 10 has meaning for all of us.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

David over at Pretty on the Outside had a little photoshop fun with Brody Jenner after learning about his new, seemingly very gay reality show.

If you haven’t heard about it yet, read about it - in all it’s hot boy glory, HERE.

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The 2008 MTV Movie Awards will take place at Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City on June 1. Mark Burnett (Survivor) will be the be returning for a second year as executive producer of the show.

“I’m looking forward to incorporating the viewers more than ever before, because I consider the MTV Movie Awards to be the most relevant movie award show in America today,” Burnett said. “This show honors the movies that millions of young Americans go to see. We will again highlight the interactive culture that is young America.”

Fun? Yeah, sure. Most relevant? Don’t get too excited there, Mark.

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
· Ellen Page- Juno
· Keira Knightley - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
· Katherine Heigl - Knocked Up
· Amy Adams- Enchanted
· Jessica Biel- I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

BEST VILLAIN
· Johnny Depp- Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
· Denzel Washington- American Gangster
· Angelina Jolie- Beowulf
· Topher Grace- Spider-Man 3
· Javier Bardem- No Country For Old Men

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
· Johnny Depp- Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
· Adam Sandler- I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
· Jonah Hill- Superbad
· Seth Rogen- Knocked Up
· Amy Adams- Enchanted

BEST FIGHT
· Matt Damon vs. Joey Ansah- The Bourne Ultimatum
· Tobey Maguire vs. James Franco- Spider-Man 3
· Hayden Christensen vs. Jamie Bell- Jumper
· Sean Faris vs. Cam Gigandet- Never Back Down
· Chris Tucker & Jackie Chan vs. Sun Ming Ming- Rush Hour 3
· Alien vs. Predator- Aliens vs. Predator – Requiem

BEST KISS
· Shia LaBeouf and Sarah Roemer- Disturbia
· Amy Adams and Patrick Dempsey- Enchanted
· Daniel Radcliffe and Katie Leung- Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
· Ellen Page and Michael Cera- Juno
· Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman- Step Up 2 The Streets

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE
· Zac Efron- Hairspray
· Seth Rogen- Knocked Up
· Jonah Hill- Superbad
· Michael Cera- Superbad
· Chris Brown- This Christmas
· Nikki Blonsky- Hairspray
· Megan Fox- Transformers
· Christopher Mintz-Plasse- Superbad

BEST SUMMER MOVIE SO FAR
· Iron Man
· Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
· Sex and the City: The Movie
· Speed Racer
· The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian

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Oh boy, throw an attention whore in front of a camera and watch her hurl people under the bus.

Heidi Montag tells David Letterman that the reason she and Lauren Conrad stopped hanging out is that Lauren told her if she didn’t break up with Spencer they couldn’t be friends. And that’s after Lauren supposedly told Heidi how much she loved Spencer and wanted him to meet her dad. Yeah, I don’t get it either…whatever.

Basically the entire first half of the interview is about Heidi and Lauren, with Heidi talking smack as much as possible.

The second half of the interview is Heidi talking about her Rolling Stone cover with the girls of The Hills and of course, Spencer. Dave doesn’t seem to care for Spenc too much and asks Heidi, “What does he do?” And Heidi’s answer is hardly surprising. “He’s a money making media mogul.”

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In what seems to be a for sure jinx of their marriage before the rings are even on their fingers, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are planning their very own version of the Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey reality show, ‘Newlyweds’.

And once again, Papa Joe is the mastermind behind it. His reasoning is that after ‘Newlyweds’ Jessica ’s career caught fire, so he’s hoping to boost Ashlee’s as well.

Well, he better think of something, because she can’t sing for sh*t!

Ashlee and Pete’s publicist is, of course, denying there is any truth to supposed MTV reality show.

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MTV’s Rock the Cradle, a reality show that stars the offspring of a variety of musicians who compete for their chance to make it big.

The cast includes..

Landon Brown, Son of Bobby Brown
Jesse Blaze Snider, Son of Dee Snider
Crosby Loggins, Son of Kenny Loggins
A’Keiba Burrell, Daughter of MC Hammer
Lara Johnston, Daughter of Tom Johnston
Chloe Lattanzi, Daughter of Olivia Newton John
Lucy Walsh, Daughter of Joe Walsh
Jesse Money, Daughter of Eddie Money
Lil B. Sure, Son of Al B. Sure

Can you pick them out in the preview?

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Paula Abdul may have been able to promote her new music video, ‘Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow’, on the uber-popular American Idol, but that doesn’t mean MTV is willing to put it into their rotation.

“There are currently no plans to play the video.” - MTV spokesperson.

MTV is refusing to play the video, and if you have heard the song or seen the video you can probably figure out why.

She’s never been known for her strong voice, and in her new single it sounds like it was ran through some sort of thick voice synthesizer or something. Basically, it sounds nothing like her.

Props to MTV for knowing a joke when they see it.  And just when you thought they didn’t know anything about music anymore..  Heh.

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Check out her new video, ‘Touch My Body’.

Whatever.