A gust of wind blew up Lindsay Lohan’s dress as she made her way down the red carpet of the 2008 MTV Movie Awards. The wind later apologized saying he was drunk and didn’t know what he was doing.

Thanks Capt. Cornhole fro the heads up.

What better way to revitalize the ailing MTV Movie Awards than with such young up and coming stars like Sarah Jessica Parker, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. And they even posed together! Ok, yea. Sarah Jessica Parker is in the immensely popular Sex and the City movie which makes her famous and relevant, but she sucks anyway. On a related note, don’t sneak up behind Sarah. You might scare her and then BAM! Hoof to the face.

Either Katie Holmes is a giant or Tom Cruise and Sarah Jessica Parker are hilariously short.

Megan Fox also showed up at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards. She didn’t win anything except for maybe a teddy bear from Rainn Wilson which she wouldn’t accept. What a bitch. When a man offers you a teddy bear attached to his scrotum, you’re expected to take it with a smile. Rain Wilson’s right, she’s just like those ungrateful brats at Build-A-Bear. Wait, Rainn didn’t say that? Nevermind then.

I didn’t watch the 2007 MTV Movie Awards last night. Instead, I went to see Knocked Up which was pretty funny. Go watch it. From what I see, I didn’t miss much. There were no nipple slips or see-throughs. There was only Eva Mendes looking like Eva Mendes in a dress, Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel in stupid dresses, Rhianna with boobs and a bowl haircut and Megan Fox showing off her Shakespeare related tattoo which reads, “We will all laugh at gilded butterflies.” Who has Shakespeare tattooed on their back? Can you imagine Paris Hilton doing this? She would have one above her vagina that reads, “Abandon hope all ye who enter here.”

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