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Kim Kardashian was kicked off of “Dancing With the Stars” last week as a result of sucking hard. It turns out, however, Kim may get a second chance to show just how hard she can suck. If you’re one of the weirdos who are really into this, you’d already have read that Misty May-Treanor ruptured her Achilles tendon and will not be able to continue.

“I was actually really excited, because this was the first dance I was going to do in sneakers, so go figure,” May-Treanor, leaning on crutches, said ruefully. “I am out, but I’m not out of cheering on the competitors and keeping in touch with everybody.”

E! says Kim is back in. Although, Kim is being sly, only saying, “If they ask me to, I’m available. I’m back home tomorrow. We’ll see!”

Bringing Kim back is pointless. She’s like a bear who just balances on a ball in a funny party hat. A one trick pony. The only thing she does well is shake her ass and that basically happens whenever she takes a step. You could get more variety out of Charles Manson.

By the way, I have no idea what that last line means.

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Having served her purpose, Kim Kardashian will no longer be appearing on Dancing With The Stars. She and her partner Mark Ballas were voted off. On the 5th anniversary of her dad’s death no less.

“The real Kim is very shy and reserved and not outspoken and loud like everybody assumes she is,” she told Usmagazine.com. “This was the perfect opportunity to show the real Kim.”

Whatever. She can’t dance anyway. Watching her perform is as awkward as watching Rosie O’Donnell use a fork instead of a mini-shovel. Kim should stick to stuff she knows like reality tv, shopping and being peed on by black guys.

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I now understand why producers of Dancing With the Stars asked Kim Kardashian to be on the show. This. Make no mistake, Kim will be kicked off sooner or later, but they at least found a way to jiggle her ass on national tv before she left.

And when Kim says she finally knows how to shake it? She’s lying. She doesn’t. If she shook it like she was supposed to, she’d topple to the ground because of the incredible weight transfer taking place behind her. Proof below.

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Too bad Steve Guttenberg was eliminated and we will not get to see him dance with Jonathan Roberts again. After watching those two dance I have a whole new for both of them, you seriously have to respect them for doing that! I doubt The Hammer’s Adam Carolla would dance with another man on the show, even if that other man was Jimmy Kimmel!

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Poor Penn Jillette the Giant who destroys everything in his path. First he destroyed the ballet bar and now Jimmy Kimmel Live’s coffee table thingy. BTW I just love the digs between Penn and Kimmel and I especially the zinger between Monica and Jimmy…that was classic one.
We have to wait until Tuesday to find out if Jimmy’s BFF Adam Carolla from The Hammer will be Kimmeled and be on the his 998th episode, 2 days before JKL’s 1,000th show 90-minutes special on Thursday!!!

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For the first time ever in Dancing with the Stars history two will go home, one male and one female star will be removing their dancing shoes until the season finale. My bet is stiffer than stiff Monica Seles and the way-to-happy but forgettable Steve Guttenberg, but Cristian de la Fuente or Penn Jillette who are a little less popular might be the ones out. I hate to admit this, but Kristi Yamaguchi was amazing last night thanks to Mark Ballas. Shannon Elizabeth was OK along with Mario and Jason, I don’t get any of their appeals.
Now my faves from last night are Marlee Matlin, who blows me away being able to dance to the beat without being able to hear it. And then there is The Hammer’s Adam Carolla who earned brownie points with me by having his BFF Jimmy Kimmel come out and support him. Did you see how happy Jimmy looked when Julianne sat in his lap! Julianne word of advice don’t sit on Jimmy Kimmel’s lap you don’t know where it has been…oh wait yes we do it has been with Ben Affleck and Sarah Silverman… The images in my mind right now are not pretty.
Back to Jimmy, both eliminated celebrities will be on his show Jimmy Kimmel Live! tonight at 12:05a and tomorrow tonight’s DWTS’s musical guests the Jonas Brothers will be performing on his show too.
So tune in to Dancing with the Stars at 9p on ABC to see which two are going home.

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TMZ has a special report on Priscilla Presley who is one of the “celebrities” on Dancing With the Stars. They reveal that her weird looking face is the result of a “botched cosmetic procedure.” In around 2003, Priscilla went to unlicensed Dr. Daniel Serrano for miracle injections in her face that the good doctor claimed to be better than Botox. That’s if you call “low-grade silicone similar to what’s used to lubricate auto parts in Argentina” a miracle.

Several women, including Shawn King, Larry’s wife, and Diane Richie, Lionel’s wife at the time, held injection parties in their homes, with Serrano needling them with the non-FDA approved drug that he had smuggled in to the U.S. Shawn King has said the injections created a lump in her lip that made it difficult to speak and drink liquids. Serrano charged between $300 and $500 a pop.

But wait, it gets worse. Serrano wasn’t even a licensed doc in the U.S. The injections caused lumps, paralysis and holes in the faces of some of the women (and some men) he injected.

TMZ calls this a “botched cosmetic procedure.” Except, botched implies incompetence. I’m pretty sure Serrano aka Dr. Jiffy Lube knew he was injecting auto lubricant into them. On the bright side, despite the lumps, paralysis and holes in their faces, that creaking sound finally went away, Priscilla dances much more smoothly on the show than she would have and she can run for a lot more miles before going in for a tuneup. I guess that’s something.

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Want to see Dancing with the Stars Kym Johnson’s nip slip then

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If you watch the YouTube video you will see the nip slip about 4:11 in and I can’t believe someone was able to catch it because I sure as heck couldn’t. But then again I wasn’t looking for it.
Poor Kym Johnson, I have a feeling she will be wearing pasties from now on.