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Hayden Panettiere almost had an upskirt

Source: theblemish.com

Hayden Panettiere

On June 3, Hayden Panettiere won Best Newcomer at the Glamour Magazine’s Women of the Year Awards. In post-award bliss, Hayden must have forgotten about the dress she was wearing and the dozen or so paparazzi swarming about with their cameras primed and ready for a money shot. They almost had it, but not quite. They were once again foiled by their arch nemesis: flowy dresses and modesty.

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Published on June 5th, 2008 in Awards, Hayden Panettiere
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Kate Beckinsale is pretty

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Kate Becinksale

Lily Allen wasn’t the only one to attend Glamour’s Woman of the Year Awards. Although, she was the only one to get completely trashed and carried out. Kate Beckinsale also showed up. She might have won something or other, but that really doesn’t concern me. What does concern me is Kate was trying to find me for 10 minutes on the red carpet to no avail. Little did she know I was already at her home disabling her alarm and lying in her bed naked, waiting for her. Just call me Romeo or restraining order #940280. Whichever works.

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Lily Allen had a lot of fun

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Lily Allen

Lily Allen attended Glamour magazine’s Women of the Year Awards last night with pink hair wearing a fancy dress adorned with images of a decapitated Bambi. She won the Editor’s Special Award and went on to get hammered until she could no longer walk. Lily had to be carried to her car by security at the end of the night. She was still clutching her award too. What a trooper. As is common among celebrities these days, she blogged about her experience in the hopes that her embarrassing moment will show impressionable young people that drinking until you pass out is bad.

“Oh dear. Last time I wrote here, I was defending my honour and dignity, explaining my innocence and also outrage at the press for insinuating my behaviour was embarrassing.

“This time I’m putting my hands up. I got very drunk last night, too drunk. It’s not cool getting that drunk. I feel awful and I have to thank my little brother Alf for getting me home safely.”

She added: “Kids, drink responsibly or you’ll end up looking like this - not pretty!

“Was quite fun though, from what I can remember. Need fry up now.”

I love how she tells the kids not to get completely wasted like her, but immediately follows that up with what an incredibly awesome and fun night she had. Way to send mixed messages. Next, she should warn them about marijuana and then describe how cool it is to be high and tell them pot got her laid. You know, put the fear of God into those kids.

K-Fed named Father of the Year

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Kevin Federline

K-Fed received the distinct honor of being named father of the year by Prive in Las Vegas. The club will award Kevin a shiny medal or plaque during a party he is booked to host on June 13.

Runners-up, Satan and the creepy guy who hangs around elementary schools, are disappointed they didn’t win, but are happy for Kevin. The creepy guy who hangs around elementary schools said he would very much like to meet his kids to congratulate them.

Las Vegas Club Names K-Fed ‘Father oft he Year’ [People]

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Stooges Guitarist says Madonna used them for business purposes

Source: www.celebitchy.com

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Iggy Pop, Madonna, and Justin Timberlake. Iggy Pop’s bandmate is quoted below
Madonna was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame with a ceremony at Manhattan’s Waldorf-Astoria Hotel last night. Justin Timberlake introduced her, and Iggy and the Stooges covered two of her hits, “Burning Up,” And “Ray of Light.”

Madonna personally asked Iggy Pop to perform her songs at the ceremony as a protest against the fact that his seminal group has never been asked to join the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame despite being nominated several times. Stooge’s guitarist Ron Asheton gave an interview ahead of the performance and said that his group was the anti-Madonna and that he didn’t even know any of her songs . He also said she’s “using us for business purposes”

“The Stooges represent everything that’s against what she is,” Asheton told the Free Press from his New York hotel this afternoon. “I don’t wish her ill. I don’t hate her or anything. But I’d never even heard of these songs until I had to listen to a tape and figure out what’s going on with them.”

In reality, Asheton says, Madonna asked the Stooges to perform as an act of protest: The group, widely considered a linchpin of early punk, has yet to be inducted by the rock hall, despite six appearances on the nomination ballot. By inviting the group on stage, she sends a message, says Asheton.

Last year’s rock hall ceremony featured a similar demonstration, when the night’s inductees performed the Stooges’ “I Wanna Be Your Dog” during a jam session finale.

“Basically she was upset that we’ve been nominated so many times and never made it, so she asked us to play in protest. And it was under those auspices that I thought we were doing it,” Asheton said. “At first I went, ‘Whaaat?’ Then Iggy said, ‘Why don’t you think about it?’”

It came together quickly: Madonna reached out to Iggy Pop just two weeks ago, Asheton says. The band, which had not performed together since closing out its latest tour in December, worked on the songs long-distance, with the Ashetons in Ann Arbor and Iggy home in Florida.

“Iggy said, ‘We’re gonna rock them up — just play ‘em like Stooges songs,’” Asheton recounted. “They actually sound pretty cool. We just rock ‘em out. You wouldn’t even recognize them as Madonna songs. I never thought I’d say this, but I’ve actually enjoyed playing them…”

“I thought that right off the top — that, gee, I just heard she’s got a record coming out, and she’s trying to get a little Stooge shine. She’s a savvy businesswoman,” he said. “I think she actually does like the band. She wouldn’t have asked for us if she didn’t. But she’s also using us for business purposes.”

[From Detroit Free Press]

Madonna was said to look uncomfortable at first when Iggy and the Stooges were performing “Ray of Light,” Iggy jumping around without a shirt as usual, but was said to be laughing afterwards.

In Timberlake’s introduction, he talked about how Madonna gave him a B12 shot in the butt while he was working with her, and made a couple of Britney references:

“Madonna has changed the way our world sounded, she’s changed the way our world looked, and somehow she’s still found time to publicly kiss at least someone I may or may not have kissed myself,” Timberlake said. (It was not the only time Timberlake invoked Britney Spears; later, he said, “the world has long been full of Madonna wannabes, and I might have even dated a couple.”)

[From The Detroit News]

In Madonna’s acceptance speech she said the “F” word a couple times, and made two drug references, but the Detroit News called it “honest and sincere.” Madonna thanked her ballet teacher in Detroit who “told me at the age of 14 that I was special, that I needed to believe in myself, that I needed to go out into the world and pursue my dreams.” She also said of the people who told her she couldn’t make it, “who said that I was talentless, that I was chubby, that I couldn’t sing… they pushed me to be better, and I am grateful for their resistance.”

Also inducted in to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last night were John Mellencamp, Leonard Cohen, Gamble & Huff, late blues singer Little Walter, The Ventures and The Dave Clark Five. The lead singer of The Dave Clark Five, Mike Smith, passed away late last month, but his bandmate Dave Clark said “At least Mike knew he was a Hall of Famer.”

I am looking hard to find a clip of The Stooges performance of “Ray of Light” last night. Let me know if you’ve it and I’ll add it to the post.

Thanks to PRPhotos for these pictures.

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Stooges Guitarist says Madonna used them for business purposes

Performances at The Brit Awards, incl. Amy Winehouse & Paul McCartney

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The Brit Awards, England’s biggest music award ceremony, were held last night and featured performances from legendary and relatively new music greats including Paul McCartney, Amy Winehouse, Mark Ronson and Kylie Minogue. Hosted by The Osbourne family, it was expected that there would be some minor controversy, but apart from a pre-show vow to beat up Heather Mills if she dared show her pinched face at the event, their hosting gig went off without a hitch. By most accounts, the show was relatively uneventful apart from the performances.

X-Factor winner Leona Lewis failed to take home any awards despite being nominated for four, and multiple Grammy-winning recently-rehabbed Amy Winehouse wasn’t up for an award in any category. She seemed a little nervous during her solo performance and pulled on her skirt, but as many of you have noted it must be difficult to perform sober when you’re used to being numbed out most of the time. At the end of her performance Winehouse gave her usual tribute to her husband in prison, and said “I love you baby,” and “Make some noise for my husband, my Blake.”

The big winners of the night were The Arctic Monkeys, Take That, and The Foo Fighters, all of whom took home two awards each. Here are the performances, thanks to ONTD and The Huffington Post.

Mika and Beth Ditto performing “Love Today,” “Standing in the Way of Control,” and “Grace Kelly”

Rihanna and the Klaxons perform “Umbrella”. I love her but this song needs to go away soon. I still hear it somewhere every f’ing day.

Kylie Minogue performs “Wow”

Mark Ronson with Adele, Daniel Merriweather, and Amy Winehouse performing “God Put a Smile Upon Your Face,” “Stop Me,” and “Valerie”

Amy Winehouse sings “Love is a Losing Game,” including a shout-out to her Blake

Sir Paul McCartney performs “Live and Let Die,” and “Hey Jude,” with photos playing in the background including his late wife Linda.

Here’s the full list of winners, thanks to Wikipedia:

British Male - Mark Ronson
British Female - Kate Nash
British Band - Arctic Monkeys
Best British Album - Arctic Monkeys, “Favourite Worst Nightmare”
British Single - Take That, “Shine”
British Breakthrough Act - Mika
British Live Act - Take That
International Male - Kanye West
International Female - Kylie Minogue
International Group - Foo Fighters
International Album - Foo Fighters, “Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace”
Critics’ Choice - Adele
Outstanding Contribution to Music - Sir Paul McCartney, presented by Kylie Minogue.

Here are photos from the red carpet, including Rihanna, Kylie Minogue, Girls Aloud, Gemma Atkinson, The Osbournes, Beth Ditto, Kelly Rowland, Natasha Khan (Who I thought was Lily Allen at first) and Perez Hilton. (I could not pass up that picture. A “Hello Kitty” shower cap?! I know he’s just trying to get attention at his own expense, but really that’s sad.)

Update: Leave it to the Daily Mail to say there were “obscenities” and that the show was “embroiled in controversy.” Fellow celebrity blog Hecklerspray called them downright boring. It sounds like the Osbournes were just being themselves.

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Performances at The Brit Awards, incl. Amy Winehouse & Paul McCartney

The Osbournes threaten to kick Heather Mills at the BRIT awards

Source: www.celebitchy.com

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Leave it to Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne to keep things classy. The couple, who are scheduled to host tonight’s BRIT awards, have threated to kick Heather Mills off the stage and out of the theater if she dares to show up. And Mills has mentioned that she’s thinking of attending. Normally I like to tell the Osbournes to shut the hell up, but in this case it is absolutely alright. Ozzy will be will presenting Sir Paul with the Lifetime Achievement Award. I wouldn’t put it past Heather Mills to show up, just to reign on Paul’s parade.

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have threatened to kick Heather Mills off stage if she shows up at tomorrow’s BRIT Awards. The couple, who are hosting the event, say Heather - the estranged wife Sir Paul McCartney - would not be welcome at the London ceremony.

Speaking about the rumors Heather is planning to attend the prestigious bash, Sharon said: “I would boot her off. I think she’s a miserable old cow.” Ozzy - who will present Paul with the BRITs Lifetime Achievement Award - added: “I’m looking forward to seeing Paul McCartney - he’s my hero. The body of work he’s got is just unbelievable. But I really don’t want to be there if Heather shows up. Never mind McCartney having a go - I think the audience will string her up.”

“Sharon and I have met them both her on a few occasions but if Paul doesn’t know her, I’m f***ed if I do. She’s f***ing nuts.”

[From Expo Say]

Normally I’d say Ozzy Osbourne calling someone else “f**ing nuts” is quite the case of the pot calling the kettle black. But in this case it’s absolutely true and one hundred percent appropriate. And while it’s not exactly classy for awards show hosts to threaten to kick guests off the stage, in this case the Osbournes are just saying what the rest of us are thinking. Part of me absolutely hopes Heather Mills shows up, because you know the Osbournes would throw down. That Sharon has a mouth on her, but she’s good at the follow through. I don’t really think Ozzy is coordinated enough to do anything, but he can slur menacingly like no other. Please God let there be some kind of physical altercation. I bet you anything Sharon would go right for the leg. I’m not saying that’s okay… I’m just saying that if I were a betting woman, that’s why I’d put my cash.

Header image of Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne leaving BBC Radio One studios after promoting the Brit Awards. Splash notes “Ozzy is said to be performing a duet with Sir Paul McCartney.” Images thanks to Splash. Below is Heather Mills leaving day 8 of her divorce hearing on Monday. Images thanks to PR Photos.

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Katie Holmes at the Costume Designers Guild Awards

Source: www.celebitchy.com

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Katie Holmes and her helmet hair made an appearance at the Costume Designers Guild Awards on Tuesday night. She presented the “Swarovski President’s Award” to her husband’s partner, Paula Wagner. Wagner is the CEO of United Artists and Cruise is a producer and actor for the studio. We were wondering if Katie just slouchy when she appeared at the premiere of her flop Mad Money looking like she either was in the beginning stages of pregnancy or had bad posture. She stood up straight for her solo appearance last night and had a perfectly flat stomach.

The Daily Mail said that Katie has “spearheaded a return to old Hollywood glamour,” but a commentor retorted that “I don’t recall the old dames of Hollywood a) looking like a skeleton on tranquillizers, or b) showing off their girdle underneath the dress.”

It is a lovely dress, though. I love the rhinestone detail on the front and the cut is gorgeous. It’s easier to focus on Katie’s fashion when Tom isn’t around. I still don’t like her. She stepped into her Stepford wife role a little too well. You have to give her credit for it though, she really knows what she’s doing.

That reminds me - one of the Scientology cults most vocal critics has just “committed suicide”. Not that it has anything to do with Katie Holmes and her charmed life.

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