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Once again, Paula Abdul is loaded on American Idol…shocking, I know.

Geeze, someone get this bitch into rehab! She doesn’t know her ass from a hole in the wall!

TMZ is also reporting that Ms. Abdul was seen enjoying at least one martini at lunch, around 1pm. Remember, all martinis are doubles..at the minimum. So mix that with a Vicodin or two and BAM! Numb as f*ck.

Cameras caught up with Abdul outside the restaurant, which had a big ol’ “Happy Hour’ sign out front. Paula was wearing sunglasses and chewing gum - probably hide her fire breath, and was a little unstable on her feet. This was four hours before taping for American Idol was to begin.

Check it out.

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You may find it hard to believe, but being a judge is hard. Take for example, last night on American Idol. It was Jason Castro’s turn to be critiqued by the mighty Paula Abdul. Paula told Jason that she loved his first song because he displayed his lower register, but his second song left her a little empty. The problem there was Jason Castro only sang one song. Randy had to remind her. Paula, flabbergasted, confused, possibly drunk, exclaimed, “Oh my god, I thought you sang twice.” Paula tried to cover up saying her second critique was for David Cook except, right after, she told David he was fantastic. Paula explained to ET:

“I was trying to give my critique for Jason Castro, and scribbled Jason’s name, and that was DAVID [COOK]’s! … We all just screwed up everything. This is live television. This is fun!”

I can see where it can get confusing. Jason Castro has dreads and David Cook doesn’t. This could happen to anyone. Like, one time I couldn’t tell the difference between a chocolate muffin and an English muffin. Just kidding. That never happened because I’m not a dumbass. But apparently Paula is.

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Fergie & John Legend

Fergie & Heart

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Did you like Kimberly Locke’s dress on American Idol this week?

Well, even if you didn’t you can still bid on the one-of-a-kind Christian Siriano dress that she wore to help out some kids who could use it.  Visit www. clothesoffourback. org — proceeds from the gown will go to Camp Heartland for children with AIDS and HIV.

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Wouldn’t you find it odd if 10 of the 20 finalists in last year’s American Idol songwriting contest had previous relationships with either Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul, American Idol bandleader Rickey Minor, host Ryan Seacrest, or others connected to the show?

I thought so.

According to American Idol Exposed it seems a contest that is supposed to be for songwriting amateurs is hardlythat.

Just read a little about the winner…

American Idol Songwriting Contest Champ Scott Krippayne’s true bio. At Walmart.com, you can buy Scott’s 2005 “Gentle Revolution” CD for the low price of only $12.88. I’ve been to Walmart and looked, there isn’t an amateur CD section, but there is a Scott Krippayne section.

So much for searching for a great undiscovered songwriting talent.

And if you visit the U.S. copyright website, a quick search shows Scott Krippayne has written songs for several christian artist like Jaci Velasquez, Rebecca Saint James, Kathy Troccoli, Point of Grace and more.

And if you check out Scott’s Purplehonda myspace page, Scott says he has written 14 number 1 hits and 20 top 10 hits for artist like John Tesh, Ronan Tynan, Saddi Patty and more.

The real unfortunate part of the contest is that there is a $10 entry fee. After 25,000 entries, do the math, that’s a lot of money. So basically American Idol will simply rob you of your cash if you are naive enough to enter.

American Idol is over. It sucks. It had it’s heyday and it’s played out. It’s not as funny or entertaining as it once was.

That show is making moolah hand over fist, so what are they doing taking money from the fans who made it what it is?

It’s a bunch of sh*t. Just like the show.