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“Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy” Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art - Arrivals

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They probably saw some boob

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Gisele Bundchen

A Chinese eatery by the name of Philippe frequented by the rich and famous are denying claims that their employees screen recordings of celebrities who dined in their “private” wine cellar. An insider tells the Post:

“They’ve watched tape of Diddy and Sienna Miller hanging out and Tom Brady and Gisele [Bundchen] hooking up. They get a kick out of it, they laugh and comment on people,” said our source. “Only a small circle of staffers there [knows] what’s going on.”

Ronn Torossian, a rep for the restaurant, confirms there are video cameras in the private rooms, but insists they’re for security purposes and that all tapes are kept off-site and deleted. Security purposes only. Wink wink Ronn. I gotcha. What do you say after Page Six leaves we go view these non-existent tapes? I’ll even bring my friend George Washington. If you’re really good, I’ll even bring along his identical twin. Cha-ching, Ronn, cha-ching.

Who Is The Skinny Pale Kid?

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If this isn’t proof positive that all men are projects I don’t know what is. Here’s Tommy Brady circa 2000 masquerading as vampire.

He was chosen 199th of all men back then. Those boxers are pretty sweet though. (Photo Courtesy of The Big Lead)

Tom Brady at the 2000 NFL Combine

Gisele Bundchen surfs through the disappointment

Source: theblemish.com

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Not really though. These are new pictures from the past. If you don’t already know, the Patriots lost the Super Bowl. The only ray of sunshine was that Gisele vowed to run naked through midtown Manhattan naked if the Pats lost. Not surprisingly, she recanted saying she didn’t know what she was thinking when she made that promise.

“It was a mistake and I’m sorry I said it. I don’t know what I could have been thinking — Midtown Manhattan is a parking lot any time of day or night. It’d take 30 minutes just to make it from the Theater District to 34th Street. And what if I ran into the Naked Cowboy and had to pose for pictures with every out-of-town Tom, Dick and Harry? Tack on another 30 minutes, easily. How ’bout I simply flashed my breasts from a billboard in Times Square and call it a day … will that work?”

Granted, I think this was nothing but a satire piece from The Sportsman’s Daily which is a bummer. People should be shot for being teases. Either way, these pictures of Gisele windsurfing should soothe the anguish of a lost perfect season (haha, suckers). Just remember, Tom Brady went home and banged this while Eli Manning went home and ate some glue. More under the cut.

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Tom Brady Gets Marriage Proposal - And It’s Not Gisele

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On Tuesday, the New York Giants and the New England Patriots arrived to a complete media circus in Arizona, where they will face off this weekend for the Super Bowl. During a press conference, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was fielding and deflecting the usual questions about strategy and his possible ankle injury. Out of the blue, a young woman clad in a wedding dress and veil shouted out a marriage proposal to the flabbergasted star athlete:

Early into Brady’s question-and-answer session, TV Azteca reporter Inés Gómez Mont asked the star quarterback to marry her. Did we mention she was wearing a wedding dress?

“Tom, I’m in love with you!” she howled. “Will you marry me please?”

Brady deflected the proposal about as deftly as he has dodged inquiries about his injured ankle.

And he blushed, just a little.

“Are you really? Wow. I’ve never had a proposal,” Brady said, fumbling for the right words. “What’s your name first?”

[From Arizona Star Daily]

The wannabe bride was actually quite attractive, although probably either a little crazy or a bit desperate for some publicity. Tom gave her his best ‘aw shucks’ grin, and told her he was already taken. “I’m a one-woman man,” he said. Gomez-Mont responded by saying that she was the “Real Mrs. Brady,” to which Tom said, “There have been a few Miss Brady’s in my life,” and then moved on to the next question. The jilted bride later told reporters that she came to the press conference in the wedding gown, which was quite short and showed lacy white garter stockings underneath, “just in case he said yes.”

Brady dated and has a child with model/actress Bridget Moynahan, and is currently involved with Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen. It has been rumored that a Championship ring for Brady could mean an engagement ring for Bündchen. Sorry, Inez.

Note by Celebitchy: Here’s the video, thanks to Shawn for sending it. It only shows Brady’s response and unfortunately we just hear Inez. I have a newfound respect for Brady after seeing how he handled this. What a gentleman he is!

I Hate Tom Brady

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I know you guys probably love him. That’s fine. I’m not judging you. But I hate Thomas Brady.

Just look at him. Here with Gisele, his girlfriend. Whatever, dude, that leather jacket makes you look like a member of the West Side Story Jets.

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen

Evidently there was an awkward little moment between Gis, Tom, and Leo last night.

This happens to me all the time. See, I used to have this girlfriend who was nominated for multiple Oscars. But then I started dating this chick who is a tennis pro pulling down seven figures a year. You know how that goes. Then we’d occasionally all show up at the same Jiffy Lube to get our 2003 Hyundai Sonata worked on, including a new air filter, and it would be so very weird. It was like “So, how’s the acting going?” while my new girl toy practiced her backhand, pretending not to be infuriated with me.

But she was.

So yeah, anyway, I loathe this T-Brad guy.

Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady’s MVP

Source: theblemish.com

Gisele Bundchen

Granted, Gisele is considered one of the world’s most beautiful women. For me though, Tom Brady is the bee’s knees. 16-0??! Never been done in 35 years. These Brazilian models are a dime a dozen. They catwalk out of the womb onto the runway. I repeat, 16-0 people!

So, it’s no surprise when me and my penis were staring at these pics and I said, “Hey Penis, what do you think of this one?” Penis looked at Gisele, shrugged its ball sac and offered a disinterested “meh”. Then added, “She’s no Tom Brady, that’s for sure.”

“Yeah, I agree Penis. Hand me some Doritos would ya?”

Penis sneered, “Get it yourself, bee-yotch!”

These days, that’s the way it is with Penis. Always a mind of its own.

Guest contributor: Captain Swarthy

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Tom Brady gets offers from Jennifer Aniston’s Smart Water & CK underwear

Source: www.celebitchy.com

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Everyone wants a piece of New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. Handsome Brady has upped his star factor with a high-profile relationship with top paid supermodel, Gisele Bundchen, and by fathering a baby with ex girlfriend, actress Bridget Moynahan. Now it’s said that Jennifer Aniston has personally chosen Brady to represent SmartWater, a brand she appeared in advertisements for and is now an investor in the company.

Jennifer Aniston has chosen American football star Tom Brady as the male face of energy drink SmartWater. The former Friends star was recently photographed by Mario Testino for a SmartWater advertising campaign.

And Aniston, an investor in the company, now wants the New England Patriots quarterback, who is dating supermodel Gisele Bundchen, to do the same.

An insider tells American magazine OK!, “Not only does she think he can sell water, but he makes her want to take a cold shower!”

[From Starpulse via WeSmirch]

And football-fit Brady might be stripping down to his skivvies for Calvin Klein underwear. They’re said to have offered him a more than one million dollar deal to represent the company:

Tom, 30, who’s posed for Stetson Cologne before, is being wooed to become the next celebrity model for Calvin Klein underwear. He’s been offered more than $1 million for the ad campaign, says an insider.

[From In Touch magazine, print edition, November 19, 2007]

Brady doesn’t need the money, although it will probably come in handy considering that his girlfriend has expensive taste. Although he’s paid less than other top quarterbacks, he signed a six year extension with the Patriots in 2005 that’s worth about $60 million.

Brady is shown running in NY on the West Side Highway on 9/2/07. Thanks to Splash News for these pictures.

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Tom Brady gets offers from Jennifer Aniston’s Smart Water & CK underwear

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen headed for splitsville?

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New dad and NFL star Tom Brady and his girlfriend, Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen, may be on the outs. The two were seen having a public spat in NY over lunch, with Gisele walking out, looking pissed.

The pair were dining at Extra Virgin in New York City when things turned sour on October 8. “She was clearly more upset than he was,” says an eyewitness. “She got up from the table and stormed out, leaving him sitting there.”

[From In Touch, print edition, November 5, 2007]

Along with that argument, there’s more evidence that Bundchen is upset with Brady. She is said to be livid over the fact that he sent flowers to his ex girlfriend and the mother of his baby, Bridget Moynahan. Bundchen is even said to have called Brady a “wuss” over the incident and to have postponed their planned wedding:

The couple’s relationship has been strained since the New England Patriots quarterback began having a “sudden attack of conscience” about breaking up with former girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, who gave birth to his son, John, in August, say sources.

Gisele berated Tom for his concern about Bridget, calling him a “wuss!”

“First, Tom told Gisele that he was upset about Bridget doing an interview about having their child because she didn’t tell him about it. Then, Gisele discovered that Tom sent Bridget flowers congratulating her on the article! a close source told The Enquirer…

Since the indicent, Gisele, 27, has been furious with 30-year-old Tom.

The two have put their plans for a winter wedding in Rome on hold, says the source.

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, November 5, 2007]

The article goes on to talk about the same “screaming match” that In Touch reported, citing Gawker as the source.

The Enquirer mentioned that Tom sent Bridget flowers after the OK! article, and it may have been as a thank you to her. Bridget didn’t do an interview with OK! and just agreed to pose for pictures. Maybe Tom was grateful for that, and sent her the flowers because he was relieved she didn’t dish any dirt on him.

Gisele Bundchen is not know for being a super nice person, and maybe some of the luster has gone out of her relationship with Tom. Now that the dust is settling, he might be realizing that he had a pretty good thing with the mother of his child and that he gave it up for another gorgeous woman with a less gracious personality.

Header picture is an older one of Tom and Gisele together.



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