Cindy Brady of the Brady Bunch, real name: Susan Olsen, showed up drunk and hungover on Colorado’s Jet 107.9’s morning show to promote her Comedy act at Loonee’s Comedy Corner. In between retches, Susan threw out a few more plugs. She ended the interview by telling the DJ she was “going to go throw up now.”

Olsen blamed Fonseca for her condition.

“Chris got me so wasted last night, and I’m so ready to vomit on the microphone,” she said.

She urged fans to come to Loonee’s to watch her and Fonseca “fight with each other.”

Olsen ended the brief interview by telling deejay Darren McKee, “I’m going to go throw up now.”

Olsen’s manager said Susan only had a couple of drinks and blamed Colorado’s high altitude for exacerbating her nausea.

It was said that you could actually hear the collective eye rolls when her manager came up with that excuse. But, it’s true! Alcoholism is directly related to how many miles above sea level you are as are these other things: obesity, drug addiction and premature ejaculation.