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A daring stranger spray painted Sienna Miller’s home last night with a symbol followed by the word, “SLUT.” Does this have something to do with the fact that she was traipsing around topless with the still married Balthazaar Getty in Italy during the month of July? Oh, I’ll bet you’ll never guess the answer to that one.

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The appearance of Sienna Miller at a Malibu gas station caused a gaggle of paparazzi to surround her while she filled her tank. Apparently, the constant questions about her relationship with the still married Balthazaar Getty, the guy she was naked with, finally made her cry. Possibly because of guilt, but more likely because that’s what women like to do.

She broke down shouting “leaving me alone” as the cameras flashed around her.

And when one paparazzo asked about her relationship with Getty, the actress fumed shouting: “I’m just trying to fill up my fucking car!”

“Please, I’m asking you. I can’t live like this, please give me a little bit of respect.”

One time I was pumping gas and this homeless guy motioned to my windshield like he wanted to wash it. Naturally, I shoved him to the ground, dove into my car, locked my doors and sped off. That story is kind of related.

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Besides suing over topless pictures, Sienna Miller has also wrapped up filming for Hippie Hippie Shake where she plays 60’s publisher Richard Neville’s constantly naked girlfriend Louise. While she played the part perfectly, a studio source says that the only problem with her portrayal was her shaved bush. They didn’t have those in the 60’s which is one of the reasons why I refuse to time travel. As a result, they digitally enhanced it to make it more wild.

“The only slight problem being that she’s very much a girl of the Noughties - and this extends to her personal upkeep.

“Unfortunately, Brazilians weren’t common in the 60s and Sienna’s part involved one or two nude scenes - meaning that her grooming habits were on full display.

“A merkin or pubic wig simply wouldn’t have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue.

“Sienna’s private parts were digitally enhanced, giving her a rather unruly, loud and proud bush.

Let’s not forget, this is a movie so there’s no need to be too realistic. I’m sure people will appreciate not having to look at kiwi between Sienna’s legs. This is “an account of counterculturalist Richard Neville’s misadventures in London at the end of the 1960s,” not a trip to the zoo. Images NSFW of course.

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Big news of the day: Apparently, paparazzi can now fly. That or photo agencies are hiring 8 foot tall giants. It’s the only explanation I have for this perspective.

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Here’s Sienna Miller topless in Positano, Italy with her boyfriend Balthazar Getty. This would mark the 56th time everyone has seen her tits and the first time everyone has seen his.

For those who don’t know who Balthazar is, Wikipedia says he’s “an American film actor and member of the band Ringside” and “married to Rosetta Millington and has four children: Cassius, Grace, Violet, and June.” Also, this next fact may come as a surprise to you as it did me, but it seems Rosetta Millington isn’t a pseudonym for Sienna Miller.

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This is more or less an update to yesterday’s nude Sienna Miller post. You’ve pretty much seen this chick full on naked so there’s really no reason to get excited about this, but I guess some of you are pervs. Not me though. You’ll never find me staring at camel toe. Partly because I’m a gentleman, but mainly because I’m pretty good at hiding in bushes.

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The big news here isn’t that Sienna Miller is topless (happens more often than you think), it’s that in a few of these photos she bears a striking resemblance to Kirsten Dunst. It’s disturbing to say the least. You know you’re staring at Sienna Miller’s tits, but a part of you still wonders, “Are you sure this isn’t that fugly beast Kirsten?” This causes your penis to be so conflicted that it doesn’t know what to do. So, it just slumps there in a state of flaccid shock.

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Sienna Miller was photographed walking around in Hollywood bra-less and in a see through dress. Supposedly. I can’t tell. Maybe it’s because I don’t have x-ray vision yet or maybe it’s because the dress is only sort of see-through. One thing’s for sure though. I really need to tone up my abs. They’ve gone from titanium hard to only rock hard. This is terribly depressing.

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A Chinese eatery by the name of Philippe frequented by the rich and famous are denying claims that their employees screen recordings of celebrities who dined in their “private” wine cellar. An insider tells the Post:

“They’ve watched tape of Diddy and Sienna Miller hanging out and Tom Brady and Gisele [Bundchen] hooking up. They get a kick out of it, they laugh and comment on people,” said our source. “Only a small circle of staffers there [knows] what’s going on.”

Ronn Torossian, a rep for the restaurant, confirms there are video cameras in the private rooms, but insists they’re for security purposes and that all tapes are kept off-site and deleted. Security purposes only. Wink wink Ronn. I gotcha. What do you say after Page Six leaves we go view these non-existent tapes? I’ll even bring my friend George Washington. If you’re really good, I’ll even bring along his identical twin. Cha-ching, Ronn, cha-ching.