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Sharon Osbourne will be the new head mistress of VH1’s upcoming “Rock of Love Girls: Charm School” that will premiere this Fall.

Osbourne will attempt to school the former ‘Rock of Love’ girls on the art of having class, poise and practicing proper etiquette.

VH1 is excited to have Sharon for their show. Jeff Olde, VP Programming and Development says, “Sharon Osbourne is undoubtedly one of the most successful women in the industry and truly an icon in the rock world. We knew she would immediately capture the imagination and attention of our cast and our audience,. Not only is she a true master at the art of the business, but Sharon is a master at the art of being herself and we are thrilled to have her spearheading this show.”

She’s also a hothead loudmouth, much like many of the contestants on ‘Rock of Love’…and a little trashy too. This will be like the blind leading the blind!

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Sharon Osbourne is pissed that daughter Kelly is hanging out with the likes of Amy Winehouse and Kate Moss.

Both Winehouse and Moss are known for usingdrugs and Sharon feels it’s bad for Kelly, a supposedly recovering drug addict, to be in their company.

Sharon said, “Do I approve of everyone she hangs out with? No I don’t. But I can’t choose who she is going to play with and who she isn’t. She makes her own decisions.”

Recently Kelly admitted she was an addict at the age of 13. She said she would take up to a 100 pills a day and that she once woke up to her mom punching her in the back as she was passed out in a piss stained bed.

A source said, “Sharon’s not happy about Kelly partying so much and looking the worse for wear. She’s concerned like any mother would be.”

As she should be! Who is Kelly kidding? Sober? Hmm..doubtful. Once and addict always an addict. And I only say that because as a recovering addict, don’t you try and avoid those sorts of situations and people that may lead you to relapse?

I call bullsh*t on the whole clean & sober thing Kelly’s been blabbing about lately. In a couple years she’ll be telling us how she and Winehouse used to shoot each other up in their eyeballs or some sh*t.

Just wait.

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Loud mouth Sharon Osbourne is threatening to throw Heather Mills off the stage if she shows up to the Brit Awards tonight.

She and hubby Ozzy are hosting the music awards show in London, where Paul McCartney is to receive a Lifetime Achievement award. Sharon, who is friends with Paul, says his ex-wife is not welcome at the event.

She says, “I would boot her off. I think she’s a miserable old cow.”

Let’s hope Heather shows. Heh.

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As we reported earlier, Sharon Osbourne and Courtney love are feuding about who’s fault it is that Jack Osbourne was addicted to drugs. Did Courtney give him drugs? Should former Mother-of-the-Year Sharon have taught him to ‘Just say no’? The fur flies.

“I never did that. I would never give drugs to a teenager. F— you, Sharon - as if I would ever give drugs to a teenager,” Love fired back recently, reported Spinner.com.

Osbourne has thrown another punch, telling the New York Daily News, “I’m glad she doesn’t like me. I only pity her. She’s a virus. I don’t want her anywhere near people I love. The cold, hard fact is she’s a has-been.”

The war started in September when Osbourne told the Daily Mirror:

“I will never have time for Courtney Love. She was the first person to give my son Jack the prescription drug OxyContin. There’s not a shadow of doubt in my mind about that.”

“My dislike towards her is very personal,” Osbourne continued. “I’m not saying Jack wouldn’t have taken it if she hadn’t given it to him, but I’m appalled that an adult mother would give that to a 15-year-old boy. How could she do that to someone else’s child?”

Daily Telegraph

Unfortunately we’re not going to be hearing anymore of this cat fight for a while – at least not until the matter goes to court.

And now Osbourne admits she can no longer talk about her bitter feelings for Love: “It’s kind of got to the point where it’s now in legal hands, so we can’t talk about it, because it’s gone to that stage.”

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What is the legal issue here? Is Sharon going to try and prove that Courtney did addict her son, or is Courtney going to sue for defamatory remarks? Is Sharon using the legal excuse as a way of getting out of talking about this issue? Is she going to make Courtney pay for her son’s rehab? Are Courtney and Sharon actually the same person and someone has made the court case up so we can see them in the same room?

I must be great to be the kind of lawyer that represents these petty disputes. You don’t have any moral or ethical issues that you might if, for example, you had to defend a murderer. You can also laugh at your clients silly, petty fight while taking home a paycheck, providing they don’t catch you at it. The only issue I can see is how you might feel about taking money from someone so stupid. It’s kind of like stealing.

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All relationships have their quirks. The beauty is that most relationships are private, and the quirks stay between the couple. For example no one would ever want to know that my ex-boyfriend and I had nauseatingly cute nicknames for each other involving woodland creatures. And no one would ever want to know that Ozzie and Sharon Osbourne have a suicide pact. Yep, if one of them kicks it, the other is supposed to swallow a vat of poison and join them in the beyond. Alright they weren’t detailed enough to specify poison, but that seems the way they’d go.

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have agreed on a suicide pact - so they can both die at the same time. Rock matriarch Sharon, who is also Ozzy’s manager, has revealed she and her husband agree they cannot live without each other, and so they’ve chosen to go to the grave together.

She explains: “Whatever it was, where you know you’re going to die, we would want to choose the time where we want to leave. I would go with my old man, and he would come with me… (Fortunately) my husband is better than ever, health-wise.”

But the macabre suicide pact doesn’t kick in until 2012, with busy Sharon adding she can’t contemplate taking her life “in the next five years”.

[From Ireland Online]

Um… good for you? I never know what to say in these kinds of situation. Whenever someone tells you they have a suicide pact, it’s always so awkward. First there’s the revelation, and then there’s you trying to act like you’re supportive and non-judgmental, and then you have to tell them that’s great but you don’t swing that way… wait that’s all for coming out of the closet. How does one tell others they have a suicide pact? Well I guess if you’re anything like the Osbournes (and what couple isn’t, at least a little bit?) then you go on “Extra” for that explicit purpose. Can anyone say “attention starved?” Maybe it’s time to put Ozzie back on the pills and let him shuffle down Hollywood Boulevard. Compassionate? No. But probably a little more fun than a suicide pact.

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Ozzy gets frisky with wife, Sharon

Sharon Osbourne says she and husband Ozzy Osbourne have decided to go with assisted suicide if either is ever diagnosed with a brain disease.

Sharon says they’ve told Jack, Kelly and lawyers their wishes and all agree to support the decision. Sharon’s father had Alzheimers and she watched him suffer for five years before passing last July.

“Ozzy and I have absolutely come to the same decision. We believe 100 per cent in euthanasia so have drawn up plans to go to the assisted suicide flat in Switzerland if we ever have an illness that affects our brains. If Ozzy or I ever got Alzheimer’s, that’s it - we’d be off.

We gathered the kids around the kitchen table, told them our wishes and they’ve all agreed to go with it.

I saw my father suffer from the day he came back into my life in 2002 to the day he died in July. There’s no way I could go through what he did, or put my kids through that.”

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Other Sharon Osbourne News:

Sharon: ‘Ozzy is a sex maniac’(EW)

Ozzy and Sharon offer support to Britney (PD)

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Courtney Love has hit back at claims she introduced Jack Osbourne to drugs, and goes as far to suggest that it was Jack introducing her to OxyContin.

She fumed: “I never did that. I would never give drugs to a teenager. F**k you Sharon - as if I would ever give drugs to a teenager.”

Love, 43, claims she had never seen or heard of OxyContin until she had met Jack.

She added: “It was the first time I was ever introduced to the pills.”

Earlier this month, Sharon claimed Love was to blame for her son’s addiction to painkillers.

She said: “I will never have time for Courtney Love. She was the first person to give my son Jack the prescription drug OxyContin. There’s not a shadow of doubt in my mind about that. My dislike towards her is very personal.”

New Zealand Herald

To me, it seems that the person responsible for Jack Osbourne’s drug addiction is probably Jack Osbourne himself. Even if you are a celebrity child, you must have seen an after school special. Or Dawson’s Creek. Or something that tells you ‘just say no to drugs.’ I can just imagine Jack coming home high on drugs and saying “But mom, Courtney Love gave them to me. They must be okay.”

Of course, Sharon Osbourne might have kept her mouth shut if she knew that Courtney hasn’t entirely mended her crazy ways. This week she - accidently - ripped Kate Moss’ $4,000 Dior dress at a London Fashion Week show. Be careful Sharon, Courtney isn’t afraid of ruining your couture, and making it look like an accident.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Courtney Love is shown on 9/24 at Grand Classics: Don’t Look Now at The Electric Cinema in London. Thanks to WENN for these pictures.

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“I never did that. I would never give drugs to a teenager. F**k you Sharon!”

-Courtney Love slamming Sharon Osbourne’s claims that she gave a teen-aged Jack Osbourne Oxycontin which fueled his need for rehab